MC Prussian Posted 17 November 2014 Posted 17 November 2014 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30086319 "The thefts could all be related" No ****, Sherlock.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 17 November 2014 Posted 17 November 2014 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30086319 "The thefts could all be related" No ****, Sherlock. Waste of time robbing the one in Newbold Verdon, there was never any cash in it when I came to use it. Although that may also have just been my account!
Alf Bentley Posted 18 November 2014 Posted 18 November 2014 Simpsons' co-creator saves gay bull from the slaughterhouse.... To judge from the eyelashes and the face jewelry, the farmer really should have anticipated this problem : https://metro.co.uk/2014/11/18/benjy-the-gay-bull-saved-from-slaughter-by-simpsons-co-creator-4952994/
Steven Posted 20 November 2014 Posted 20 November 2014 Angelina Jolie baffles Hollywood with 'ay up me duck' Is it a Derby thing or a Leicester thing. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-30104871
Buce Posted 20 November 2014 Posted 20 November 2014 Angelina Jolie baffles Hollywood with 'ay up me duck' Is it a Derby thing or a Leicester thing. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-30104871 It's an East Midlands thing according to the article. That said, I was born in Leicester, and have never said it in my life.
separator Posted 20 November 2014 Posted 20 November 2014 It's an East Midlands thing according to the article. That said, I was born in Leicester, and have never said it in my life. My mum say 'me duck' all the time and she lives in Melton
purpleronnie Posted 20 November 2014 Posted 20 November 2014 I hear it quite a lot from older relatives, pretty common saying in the east midlands.
Mike Oxlong Posted 20 November 2014 Posted 20 November 2014 I bet this has caught a few people with their pants down. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/nov/20/webcam-hackers-watching-you-watchdog-warns The article says an office in Leicester has featured. That must be riveting viewing - watching a load of people doing fvck all.
The Quick Brown Fox Posted 20 November 2014 Posted 20 November 2014 I live in Desborough, but grew up in kettering and it's always been said me duck was a kettering saying. My dad always says it.
Alf Bentley Posted 21 November 2014 Posted 21 November 2014 Kasabian "accidentally call everyone in London cvnts"?! Due to "an error by the production team"?! http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/11/kasabian-accidentally-called-everyone-in-london-*****/
VLC86 Posted 21 November 2014 Posted 21 November 2014 Kasabian "accidentally call everyone in London cvnts"?! Due to "an error by the production team"?! http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/11/kasabian-accidentally-called-everyone-in-london-*****/ The truth hurts.
Buce Posted 22 November 2014 Posted 22 November 2014 Man in court for possessing video of a woman having sex... ....with a horse! She must have a cvnt like a bucket. http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/parish-councillor-John-Bricknell-given/story-24606161-detail/story.html
Rincewind Posted 29 November 2014 Posted 29 November 2014 Masturbate to keep warm this winter, says Osborne George Osborne has suggested that those concerned about fuel bills this winter should masturbate to keep warm. “It’s time for innovative solutions,” said the Chancellor. “Masturbation is something that everyone can do; I do it, the Prime Minister does it, the Deputy Prime Minister does it constantly.” There are calls each year for Government to help vulnerable people with fuel bills. “Government handouts for this issue are not the solution, if you’ll pardon the pun,” continued the Chancellor. “There are many innovative ways to approach the situation, if you’ve an old person next door, why not do it for them and help keep you both warm?” “If you’re on benefits, perhaps charge a pound to do it for other people? But remember to declare any income, obviously.” Osborne on winter fuel crisisThe opposition was sceptical of the idea. “I don’t see how fifteen seconds of frantic waggling can really help,” said Ed Miliband. But the initiative has been broadly welcomed by the public “Yeah, I mean, I always try to crack one out before I get out of bed,” said fervent masturbator Simon Williams. “And, I’ve got to be honest, it does warm me up in the morning.” The mood was best summed up by Kerry Greene of East Sussex. “At least the Government’s finally come out and admitted that it’s full of wankers.”
Merging Cultures Posted 5 December 2014 Posted 5 December 2014 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/04/florida-for-profit-college-accused-using-strippers-to-lure-students/?intcmp=latestnews Florida for-profit college accused of using strippers to lure students
separator Posted 7 December 2014 Posted 7 December 2014 Clintons Cards stop selling its 'Council estate Santa Claus' xmas card http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/07/clinton-cards-produces-christmas-card-to-offend-all-council-estate-dwellers-4977198/?ito=v-b
Kitchandro Posted 8 December 2014 Posted 8 December 2014 I actually saw that when looking for cards at the weekend. I didn't think it was that funny so didn't buy it, now I wish I had. It was right next to a card which had a dig at Northerners, is that one still there?
Steven Posted 10 December 2014 Posted 10 December 2014 Plaque for Monty Python star Graham Chapman's former home http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-30413224
Rincewind Posted 11 December 2014 Posted 11 December 2014 Can't make it all out what the plaque says. My eyes are getting worse in my old age.
sphericalfox Posted 12 December 2014 Posted 12 December 2014 Pornhub has drawn a world map showing who comes quickest There are thousands of questionable stereotypes surrounding sex and how certain countries do it: Englishmen are lousy lovers, French make passionate ones and Italians are horny to the point of hysteria. But who shoots their load fastest? To answer that question, Pornhub has just released data that lends a user insight into which countries contain the most eager beavers. Pornhub looked at engagement statistics to create the infographic map, theorising that you wouldn't stay on the one-stop porn site for long once you'd finished yourself off. Using all the data accumulated during autumn of this year, it found out which countries stick around for the longest. The quickest off the mark? Iraqis clock in with an average of 5min 30secs, the lowest time recorded anywhere in the world. However, the mighty Togolese spend an average of 15min 3secs on the site. In fact, African countries appear to have the greatest staying power, all racking up average "scores" of in and around 12 or 13 minutes. Porn lovers in Western Sahara, a disputed territory in North Africa, spend an average of 16 minutes on the site. China also sits near the top of the table too. UK readers, you won't be surprised to find out that we are painfully average, sat more or less right in the middle - we spend around 9mins 28secs on Pornhub before logging off to continue complaining about cereal cafes or something... read on...
Captain... Posted 12 December 2014 Posted 12 December 2014 I question the scientific nature of this study. There are many other factors to consider, such as I would imagine the British to be the sort that switch the porn off immediately, before even cleaning up, whereas the French would probably swan around still watching it, whereas the yanks will be so worn out from the exertion they probably need a nap first before they can muster the energy to get off their fat asses and switch off the smut.
Mike Oxlong Posted 12 December 2014 Posted 12 December 2014 Pornhub has drawn a world map showing who comes quickest There are thousands of questionable stereotypes surrounding sex and how certain countries do it: Englishmen are lousy lovers, French make passionate ones and Italians are horny to the point of hysteria. But who shoots their load fastest? To answer that question, Pornhub has just released data that lends a user insight into which countries contain the most eager beavers. Pornhub looked at engagement statistics to create the infographic map, theorising that you wouldn't stay on the one-stop porn site for long once you'd finished yourself off. Using all the data accumulated during autumn of this year, it found out which countries stick around for the longest. The quickest off the mark? Iraqis clock in with an average of 5min 30secs, the lowest time recorded anywhere in the world. However, the mighty Togolese spend an average of 15min 3secs on the site. In fact, African countries appear to have the greatest staying power, all racking up average "scores" of in and around 12 or 13 minutes. Porn lovers in Western Sahara, a disputed territory in North Africa, spend an average of 16 minutes on the site. China also sits near the top of the table too. UK readers, you won't be surprised to find out that we are painfully average, sat more or less right in the middle - we spend around 9mins 28secs on Pornhub before logging off to continue complaining about cereal cafes or something... read on... And for us Brits nine of those minutes are spent trying to locate a preferred vid.
orangecity23 Posted 12 December 2014 Posted 12 December 2014 I bet a lot of that Western Sahara time is just buffering, their internet's probably dog slow.
ScouseFox Posted 12 December 2014 Posted 12 December 2014 9 minutes 28 seconds isn't very long these people aren't watching the full story are they
sphericalfox Posted 13 December 2014 Posted 13 December 2014 I bet a lot of that Western Sahara time is just buffering, their internet's probably dog slow. I remember the anticipation of waiting hours to download a couple gifs. Ah to be young again.
StanSP Posted 14 December 2014 Posted 14 December 2014 9 minutes 28 seconds isn't very long these people aren't watching the full story are they I'm just glad for the girl that the pizza delivery always seems to be on time.
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