whoareyaaa Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Just seen this, BREAKING NEWS: A gunman has taken hostages at a bowling alley in Nuneaton, according to a witness
Izzy Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Apparently he’s not a full time terrorist though. He’s only tenpin (but seriously, hope everyone is safe)
Buce Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 3 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said: Apparently he’s not a full time terrorist though. He’s only tenpin (but seriously, hope everyone is safe) That's better than anything you've put in the Joke Thread.
RowlattsFox Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 There's something four lions about this. Hope there's nothing in it.
Wymsey Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 1 minute ago, RowlattsFox said: There's something four lions about this. Hope there's nothing in it. 2 hostages apparently.
Nick Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Man with a sawn off - be a disgruntled employee or father who had a bad bowling experience! Doubt it's an Islamic Fundamentalist attack as he shouted at some people to leave rather than injuring them or taking them hostage.
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 All because he couldn't pick up that difficult 7-10 split. (I also hope everyone is safe).
urban.spaceman Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 18 minutes ago, RowlattsFox said: There's something four lions about this. Hope there's nothing in it. Mate, I've taken a photo of my face, it's deffo not my confused face.
Leicesterpool Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Apparently they say he's ex boyfriend or husband of one of the employees.
Fox92 Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Didn't know sawn off shotguns we're that easy to get hold of.
SystonFox Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 If I was in there at the time I’d be going spare. hope all is ok.
Sir Shep Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Screaming at the tv that it's all over but sky seem to think there's more going on! Flash bangs mean the police have said fvck it, we are going in!
Turbogre Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Frightening! Hope this comes to a peaceful end soon.
promised land Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 2 hours ago, Wymeswold fox said: On Sky News. That’s the trouble with these 24 hour news channels, they long for incidents like this to happen to bring you ‘breaking news’, but all it is, is the same video clips on loop, talking to a reporter at the scene who can’t update much on it so talks really slowly and keeps repeating herself. After 60 seconds of watching it you know all they know so no need to keep tuned in.
Izzy Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Sounds like it's all ended peacefully. Apparently the bloke at the bowling alley went a bit crazy after overdosing on skittles...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Can't remember ever visiting a 'leisure park' and not willing something like this to happen
Strokes Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 I think there could have been more hostages but I heard something about a strike, good timing.
Mike Oxlong Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 Was just a driving offence Apparently a lack of lane discipline
Strokes Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 10 minutes ago, Webbo said: If I'd had been there I would have split. It’s not that easy. You would need to change your shoes first, you’d look a right twat walking around Nuneaton in bowling shoes.
separator Posted 22 October 2017 Posted 22 October 2017 2 minutes ago, Strokes said: It’s not that easy. You would need to change your shoes first, you’d look a right twat walking around Nuneaton in bowling shoes. Bit off topic but I used to work in Leicester Superbowl and people would sometimes come in to get bowling shoes to get into Krystals, They'd get turned away with trainers but bowling shoes were fine.apparently.
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