car1os Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 8 minutes ago, Fox 4 Life said: Isn't this a known troll? No, don’t let that be true! I want to know how many win/win/win situations are coming our way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 33 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said: Some solid news at last. “Arousing news” says Mr Cocksure ! What a (@~+ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahnsouff Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 1 minute ago, Mike Oxlong said: “Arousing news” says Mr Cocksure ! What a (@~+ Positviely tumescent in his excitement! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinekersApples Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 1 hour ago, st albans fox said: The last time you were this convincing was with Jonny Evans ...... the only issue was that you were a year out !!! but I was right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La-li-lu-le-lo Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 He’s right about arousing, I’ve got a stiffy just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahnsouff Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 15 minutes ago, LinekersApples said: but I was right? For the sake of positivity and moving towards the 100 Page JACKPOT maybe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 19 minutes ago, LinekersApples said: but I was right? Please don't tell me we've got to wait until next summer for Youri? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambert09 Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 1 hour ago, moore_94 said: The best source ITK around has tweeted about Tielemans, looking good guys The real question, is Sean from Enderby real and pretending to be Martin or is Martin real pretending to be Sean.... or is Old Bob all of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahnsouff Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 3 minutes ago, Lambert09 said: The real question, is Sean from Enderby real and pretending to be Martin or is Martin real pretending to be Sean.... or is Old Bob all of them? Well ain`t that just a head ****. You mean in a Clark Kent/Superman sort of vibe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 10 minutes ago, Lambert09 said: The real question, is Sean from Enderby real and pretending to be Martin or is Martin real pretending to be Sean.... or is Old Bob all of them? Regardless of whether they are one and the same, Sean is a cock for sure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambert09 Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 1 minute ago, Mike Oxlong said: Regardless of whether they are one and the same, Sean is a cock for sure At least we get to know what it would be like for Trump to be a Leicester fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urban.spaceman Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 3 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. He's a great guy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieB Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 2 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. I can't answer for definite 100% but the consensus when Cockshaw started on twitter was that it was Sean from Enderby and he's definitely a Bellend ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphy Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 4 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. 100% non legit parody account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joachim1965 Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 5 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. Bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 5 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. He’s about as real as Father Christmas So yeah, about 100% legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevosevic Posted 7 June 2019 Author Share Posted 7 June 2019 20 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. Same bloke who runs Sean from Enderby and Old Bob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WigstonWanderer Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 Just now, Stevosevic said: Same bloke who runs Sean from Enderby and Old Bob But doesn’t Sean pick the starting 11 these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 21 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. It’s a parody account of Sean from Enderby’s creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheppyFox Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 34 minutes ago, Stevosevic said: Same bloke who runs Sean from Enderby and Old Bob Old bob is still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoareyaaa Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 It's probably Vardy sure it came about when Puel was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majaco Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 Perhaps his surname should come under consideration. If it is not a parody account, some thought would be given to using deed poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucey Posted 7 June 2019 Share Posted 7 June 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Finnegan said: Can someone non-sarcastically (and I'm aware that saying this will prompt many sarcastic answers) confirm, for those of us not really in on all the transfer talk references, whether or not Martin Cockshaw is a reliable source or just a bellend? I've legit never heard of him. Martin as a person doesn't exist, but the account is run by Sean, who has a legit source with access to team news, but no track record with transfers as far as I know. He also likes winding people up so it's difficult to tell sometimes whether something is 'info' or he's just taking the piss. Edited 7 June 2019 by brucey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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