If players started threads...

[Anglodanglo]

Bit of Sunday fun. What threads would appear on a players version of Foxestalk..

The 'Our fans' thread.....
Username 'Vardy' posted 'fans have been so f*****g frustrating this season.
Username 'Chilly' calmly replied 'It's a fan base in transition'. Setting up the perfect opportunity for Username 'Iheanacho' to chime in with 'to be fair they're pretty vocal when I come on'


Other possible threads
*'Do the fans mean me?' Pt 1,2,3,4,5
*Post match fan ratings - Vote now
*Thailand summer 2015 memories'
*Europe - are we arsed?

*Ever slept with a fan?

Edited 14 April 2019 by Anglodanglo

[Harry - LCFC]

"Who do you want as our next manager?"

 

#PlayerPower #Snakes

Edited 14 April 2019 by Harry - LCFC

[StanSP]

DG7 created a new topic:

Anyone else feeling really lazy today?

 

 

JM10 posted in the How Was Your Day? thread:
Just went to the barbers for the 3rd time today. #FreshTrim #JM10

 

 

BRodgers started a new poll:

Which free-kick was worse?

• James Maddison vs Newcastle
• Robert Huth vs Stoke

[Fox92]

wtf

[Stadt]

Andy King replied in The many faces of Andy King

[FoyleFox]

New thread by Slabhead Harry:

"Has anyone seen my inflatable unicorn?"

[Aus Fox]

Kasperthefriendlykeeper started a new thread: How can we improve the ballboys distribution

 

Rwellinslegend started a new thread: Players whose fault it wasn’t 

 

Gtaft: most underrated in the looks department in our history

[stripeyfox]

"I paid £80,000 tax this month! Anyone know a good accountant?"

 

"Can someone wipe my arse for me?"

 

 

 

[Jo Smith]

Players you forgotten had played for us

By Foxy Afro, 23 March 2019

• 725 replies

• 50,687 views  

• QPR reject       5 minutes ago

 

 

Hide Tielemans

By Foxy Afro, 30 March

• 117 replies

• 14,333 views     Not related to Kante  12 hours ago

 

West Ham (A)... Next up.

By Foxy Afro, yesterday at 02:14

• 35 replies

• 2,564 views    Captain fox  13 hours ago

 

Vardy - officially better than Lineker .

By Steptoe09, 6 April

• 116 replies

• 9,284 views     Market Trader10  3 hours ago

 

[foxfanazer]

Kermogants decent

 

started by Panenka king

[Dr The Singh]

Demaria Gray is decent thread

[ozleicester]

Ranieri Out! - Kasper1

 

Shakespeare Out! - bigwes

 

Puel Out! - Vardyparty

Edited 15 April 2019 by ozleicester

[Aus Fox]

TheKing10 started a new thread: Managers you had forgotten managed us.

 

TheKing10: Anyone remember that posh European bloke who came in and thought he was a real ladies man, but he was crap can’t remember his name.

 

Kasperthefriendlykeeper: Sven

 

TheKing10:  no the other one

 

VardyParty9: Puel

 

BigWestley:  Vards you just say that because he thought you were crap

 

Bennytheloon: He was a dick, no one leaves Benny in the ressies.

 

WellchilledBen: fool off back to the Forest boards Benny, how’s promotion coming along  say hello to Molly for me.

 

jamesMatt: not a manager but remember the guy with the big arms, he gave me a knee rub once and I was out for another 6 months.

 

Woodnotwoods: Hey boys, having a good season I see, anyone remember Pearson being here? I banged his daughter and got sent off to the championship.

 

TheKing10: Nah guys help me out here, Portuguese guy, I was captain for a while under him.

 

HeresJohnny: You were Captain kingy? I thought you were an overgrown mascot? Didn’t realise you played a bit.

 

Shinji: I miss Claudio, he let me play good times Dilly Ding dilly dong.

 

 

[LinekersApples]

RGhezzaldo2019: How does booing someone who you should want to do well benefit anyone? 

 

He makes a good point. Stop it.

[davieG]

CrockedSturridge

 

Can LCFC sign me Liverpool have sussed me out and I hear the KP is just down the road from the A&E

[Finnegan]

Madders10:

 

 

[OntarioFox]

15 hours ago, Stadt said:

Andy King replied in The many faces of Andy King

Not even joking, an Andy King selfie taken specifically for that thread would be enough to permanently break FT.

[worth_the_wait]

Anyone else bought a new Ferrari this week?

Edited 15 April 2019 by worth_the_wait

[Gamble92]

I know we always joke about it when a player gets defended. Oh hi Matty etc. But has a player or youth player ever actually been caught defending themselves on here?

[Stuntman_Mike]

Has Anyone Booked A Holiday Yet ?  - started by Nacho08

 

Vardz - ''you've been on one since 2017''

 

ChillyTHREE - ''me and ma boy JM10 going beefa straight after the chelsea game . pure flames.''

 

Shinji - ''Anyone got any Sun vouchers?''

 

Vardz quoted Shinji - ''want to borrow my goal bonus?''

 

 

 

 

[Col city fan]

Big Dan Amartey would start one entitled:

’Who the fook is Col City Fan and stop criticising me, you knobber’

Maddison would start one entitled:

’Kingfox’ you’re talking out your bottom, sonny’

Edited 15 April 2019 by Col city fan

[LinekersApples]

DD_England:

1: Remember when we won the league and I played for England?

 

2: What’s good for removing splinters from arses? 

Edited 15 April 2019 by LinekersApples

[Trav Le Bleu]

Anyone Else Got Plans For Retirement? started by CFuchsNY

 

Recommendation For Housing On Saffron Lane started by YTBelgique

 

What's The Last Thing You Did? started by WilfN

 

Best Fitness Regimes started by MattJam

 

The Real Reason We Won The League started by NFingP

 

[KingsX]

4 hours ago, OntarioFox said:

Not even joking, an Andy King selfie taken specifically for that thread would be enough to permanently break FT.

 

 

 

 

Why is the best-looking guy in the picture the one out of focus?

[OntarioFox]

53 minutes ago, LinekersApples said:

DD_England:

1: Remember when we won the league and I played for England?

 

2: What’s good for removing splinters from arses? 

Given he hasn't even been on the bench for most of this season, I'm going to pretend that he was referring to splinters from the bush his car ploughed into.