urban.spaceman Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Look out for: Absolutely nothing happening for a very long time. New names appearing out of nowhere and everyone gets excited. If they’re foreign, a joke or pun on his name. If they’re African, a joke about AFCON. Liam starts tracking private planes (and now yachts). Sheppy has a panic attack over one player. ”Just seen him in Morrisons, he’s deffo signing” Someone’s auntie’s brother’s boyfriend’s son works at the training ground and says this one’s happening. “He’s a beast on FM/FIFA” Everyone is now pissed off about the new name not signing. Dormant threads are suddenly bumped up by people asking if anything’s happened with this yet. Exciting player thread goes hot, you get excited that something’s happening, it turns out people are squabbling over something else. Page 68: “Only 32 pages to go!!!” ”What’s the longest thread we’ve ever had without the player signing” Argument over whether it was Nicky Maynard or Charles Aranguiz. Some idiot shares this video asking if anyone’s shared it yet: Something becomes a meme on the forum for the whole of the next season. HashtagPrayForSheppyFox We’re linked with a player along with Everton and West Ham. Someone’s monitoring twitter and other fan forums sharing any useless tidbit from someone claiming to be ITK. Everyone spends the afternoon following a player’s plane as he’s on the way to sign for someone else. “Didn’t want him anyway, he’s shit” Still nothing has happened yet. Someone unhelpfully points out there’s still two ****ing months of this. ”Get a life Urban” K.
Tuna Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Gerrimin. Lazy Journalism. Anderson Perry. Congerton IN Congerton OUT
Guest SO1 Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 "It's (blanks) fault." Usually Congerton. Any name will do.
egg_fried_rice Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 'Close thread' when someone doesn't like the player or think the source is worthy enough.
Stadt Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Shit Rudkin/14 seconds joke Completely over the top posts saying we should sign 8 players for well below their market values because it's that easy on fifa 'ITK's' getting it wrong and people hanging on their every word John Percy worship
Brainy Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Daily Star - Leicester ready to snap up £5m James Rodriguez Daily star knows **** all Daily Star - Leicester close in on 40m rated Youri Tielemans
PhillippaT Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 This is boring. I'm bored. This thread sucks. This forum needs a transfer market. Why am I posting here again? Did I win anything? No? Aww.
Finnegan Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Sixty eight straight pages of the worst forced puns ever made. Also I love that this thread was started by probably the main offender for all of these.
mozartfox Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Some FT member starts to stalk a completely random Belgian bird after she is seen sitting nearby some player at an OHL pre-season friendly.
urban.spaceman Posted 6 June 2019 Author Posted 6 June 2019 Newspapers: “Leicester put off by £40m asking price for Tielemans” Also Newspapers: “Leicester readying £40m bid for Dunk”
RoboFox Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 *Posting a source from a City fan Twitter account with ITK knowledge and being torn a new one for doing so*
urban.spaceman Posted 6 June 2019 Author Posted 6 June 2019 22 minutes ago, Finnegan said: Sixty eight straight pages of the worst forced puns ever made. Also I love that this thread was started by probably the main offender for all of these. Outrageous accusation.
fox766 Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 Competitions!!! To when we will sign someone Rudkin in Rudkin out
brucey Posted 6 June 2019 Posted 6 June 2019 A supposed forum ITK says a signing will happen by x date. The date comes and goes without anything happening, but people have forgotten by then. People get excited again the next time the supposed ITK posts the next bit of fake news and shower them with reps.
Steven Posted 7 June 2019 Posted 7 June 2019 10 Tenuous rumour 20 Joyous exuberance 30 Seeming inaction 40 Utter despair 50 Bitter resentment 60 Bored resignation goto 10
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