Newcastle H Post Match Thread 5 - 0

[Babylon]

3 minutes ago, Permafrost said:

But are we still capable of losing at places like Palace?

 

Despite some saying otherwise, Palace are a decent team. Drab to watch, but results wise they’ve been fantastic since about Jan last season.

[49er]

1 minute ago, ultrafox said:

Yosser Hughes... was better looking by far.

To be fair, Souness is a really good analyst, because he was an excellent player. The latter description does not apply to the likes of Neville, Redknapp, Carragher, Smith

[49er]

5 minutes ago, ultrafox said:

Yosser Hughes... was better looking by far.

Souness I think married one of the girls from Play your cards right

[gurru991]

4 minutes ago, Permafrost said:

But are we still capable of losing at places like Palace?

 

There are no gimme games in the Prem and Palace, Villa or Everton can lay a beating on you if you are not on your game.

[fox_up_north]

7 minutes ago, ultrafox said:

Yosser Hughes... was better looking by far.

I should not get that reference because I am far, far too young for it.

 

Gizza job.

[AyewJoking]

Newcastle really really poor.

 

5-0 flattered them

[smitha]

Lots of excellent performances, you couldn't fault anyone, but for me Ndidi was outstanding, won every dual and played the simple ball, seen a new level from Wilf this season, this team is shear class and what is scary is that it hasn't reached its peak yet

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

WE'VE GOT BRENDAN RODGERS HE'LL SHAG UR MISSSSSSUSSS

 

If he wants a wife swap (his current wife) i might consider this.

[49er]

7 minutes ago, fox_up_north said:

I should not get that reference because I am far, far too young for it.

 

Gizza job.

 Calm down, calm down

[KP Fox]

1 hour ago, Mike the Metal Ed said:

That's just an incentive to put six past Derby if they ever get promoted.

Harvey Barnes will have long retired by then

[Nicolo Barella]

Our pressing today was so good.

[StriderHiryu]

20 minutes ago, smitha said:

Lot of time excellent performances, you couldn't fault anyone, but for me Ndidi was outstanding, won every dual and played the simple ball, seen a new level from Wilf this season, this team is shear class and what is scary is that it hasn't reached its peak yet

Yes Ndidi has improved massively. Where are the misplaced passes? Stuck in last season that’s where!

 

Also scores two goals already and VAR ruled out a third. His goal today was very well taken also. 

[CosbehFox]

Wilf 10/10 

 

The Octopus is in such good form at the moment 

[Nicolo Barella]

Barnes and Chilwell linked up better today, especially before the red

[FOXSE]

1 hour ago, pSinatra said:

I've seen us lose 5-0 (I remember Anelka tearing us a new one at Highbury) but I cant remember us ever winning 5-0.

 

Newcastle were dog shit, but I dont care.

 

A glorious victory

Newcastle weren't good today. But the won at spurs about 4 games ago? These teams have to be beaten....

[Guest SO1]

That's what Domination looks like. Start to Finish.

[weller54]

19 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

If he wants a wife swap (his current wife) i might consider this.

I'd accept a decent set of golf clubs for mine. 

[StriderHiryu]

Just now, Nicolo Barella said:

Our pressing today was so good.

I still feel tired just watching them press!

 

Best exemplified by Gray when he came on at 4-0 up and sprinted 30 yards to win a ball back in a rare Newcastle foray forwards. 

 

Have you ever wondered what would happpen if 10 N’Golo Kante’s lined up together? Well now you know!

[gw_leics772]

1 hour ago, KingsX said:

First time we've ever cracked the fivethirtyeight world top 20.

 

I have no idea what this is but the fact that man u are above us leads me to the conclusion  that this list can suck my balls

[gw_leics772]

1 hour ago, RowlattsFox said:

Great win, always on complete control. Obviously red card helped second half but we've never been so ruthless. Shane Perez couldn't get himself in the box more second half but it was a much improved performance from him. Ricardo, Tielemans and Vardy superb. Barnes inconsistent but does make things happen. I like Praet, he doesn't do too much glamourous stuff but keeps things ticking over, rarely gives it away and is always available. 

 

Let's see what we can do at Liverpool, no pressure to get a result. 

You leave shane alone. That was a team performance. Goal or no goal 🤣

[Tielemans63]

1 hour ago, Milo said:

Agree. 

 

Suits me, though - lets go under the radar, eh? 

Very true mate.

 

Just annoys me that, if that was Liverpool or Man City that had tonked Newcastle 5-0, the post-match analysis would have been all about how brilliant they were. We were outstanding today and bar 2 minutes at the end, it was all about how terrible Newcastle were. Not much mention was given to the fact that we made them look bad by playing bloody brilliantly.

 

 

[Farrington fox]

Because of a family do today I Couldn’t follow the game other than flashscore alerts. But wow just bloody hell,how good is 5 nil 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

3 minutes ago, gw_leics772 said:

I have no idea what this is but the fact that man u are above us leads me to the conclusion  that this list can suck my balls

Power rankings, or whatever they are, can get in the bin. I'm a big fan of American sports, but this is one American influence that they can keep.

[Ric Flair]

57 minutes ago, Babylon said:

Despite some saying otherwise, Palace are a decent team. Drab to watch, but results wise they’ve been fantastic since about Jan last season.

Quite surprisingly they are picking up the most points they ever have over the last 10 games and Zaha has done absolutely nothing. They are just an effective unit, very much like Burnley in 2017/18

[sdb]

Very enjoyable day out. I was never worried, which makes that about 3 games in 25 odd years. Really impressed with Praet, classy.