Caption competition

[jmono84]

Rudkin - (under his breath) ‘Should be starting Slim and Ghezzel, I kno they’re decent’

 

BR - What you on about mate?

 

Rudkin - ‘erm nothing, just got an annoying itch that won’t go away’

[winteriscoming]

BR - have you signed me a cb? 
Rudkin - no 

BR - ffs. Where’s kolo? 

[Poznan34]

Why is the Director of Football sitting on the sidelines in full tracksuit, did he take the warm up or something?

[foxfanazer]

1 minute ago, Poznan34 said:

Why is the Director of Football sitting on the sidelines in full tracksuit, did he take the warm up or something?

Well it's not like he's busy at the moment 

[Webbo]

It's you isn't it? You are Sean from Enderby. 

[murphy]

12 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A bit of light hearted fun to take a break from the negativity. Most repped post wins another rep!

What’s going on here?

 

 

Leave it alone Jon!  Did no one tell you it will make you go blind?

[PocoFox]

13 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A bit of light hearted fun to take a break from the negativity. Most repped post wins another rep!

What’s going on here?

 

'Hey Brendan, do you remember when I said that I'd give my left bollock for the opportunity to sign Timothy Castagne...?'

[Manini]

“They want how much for Joe Allen?!” 

Edited 6 September 2020 by Manini

[SouthStandUpperTier]

"Pari Match? Who the chuff are they when they're at home?"

[Otis]

"Intensity man... intensity"

[Blue-fox]

Rudkin: Brendan, we haven’t got the funds for more transfers....

 

Brendan: Thanks for telling me a week before the season starts, I might aswell pull these down ready....

[kingfox]

Rodgers - “Get on the phone to Fabio Borini and Daniel Sturridge”

Rudkin - “No wonder people call you deluded Brendan”

[Frank Large's Black Book]

Brendan – “Listen Rudders, if you don’t get me Messi like you promised, I’ll have to go over your head”

 

Jon – “Calm down mate, no need to go over the Top.  Oh, wait” 

[Benguin]

Rudkin: I’m thinking of signing Quasimodo, you heard of him?

 

Brendan: He rings a bell.

 

Edited 6 September 2020 by Benguin

[fazzyfox]

Brendan - "So have you been able to get me Zaha from Palace"

Rudkin - "There's a hitch with the deal, Hodgson's not having it"

Brendan - "Hodgson....why what has he said?"

Rudkin - "I told him he could have 50 million plus one of our wingers and he said "G'way"!!

[joachim1965]

17 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A bit of light hearted fun to take a break from the negativity. Most repped post wins another rep!

What’s going on here?

 

Just nipping for a bob Jon, watch me phone.

[Trav Le Bleu]

17 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A bit of light hearted fun to take a break from the negativity. Most repped post wins another rep!

What’s going on here?

 

Mr Grimsdale!

[Collymore]

17 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A bit of light hearted fun to take a break from the negativity. Most repped post wins another rep!

What’s going on here?

 

"Leave Kolo out of this..." 

[FerrisBueller]

“That’s a wicked tracksuit John, I’ve never seen you in a tracksuit, John.”

[Stadt]

Personally, I think apes are magnificent creatures 

[fazzyfox]

Rudkin - "I've solved the CB crisis for the West Brom game, an experienced former international who already knows all the lads, I just need you to sign some player registration papers"

Brendan. - "That's not my job, I don't usually do that"

Rudkin - "You'll need to this time, you're in the team on Sunday"

[SouthStandUpperTier]

You're such a try-hard @fazzyfox. Have a like for effort.

[Webbo]

Quick Jon, lets get out of here, Tony Attwood has sussed us out.

[Clever Fox]

Brendan, Can you call Dave Rennie for me, I think I've done my Groin.

[TeamRocket]

22 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A bit of light hearted fun to take a break from the negativity. Most repped post wins another rep!

What’s going on here?

 

BR: Hey...  do you know why my bum is itchy 

JON: Erm..say what 

Edited 7 September 2020 by TeamRocket