Newcastle (H) - Match Thread

[Your Honour]

I genuinely cannot remember the last time we scored a goal?

[Eskay]

Just now, trabuch said:

Why are our players all wearing lead lined boots?

The lead was blessed by some Thai monks 

[StanSP]

2 minutes ago, Mickyblueeyes said:

Who is gods name is our main goal threat ?

Vardy. 

[Leicesterpool]

Big question is now, is Southampton going to catch us? Now there officially relegated, the pressure is off for them.

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

3 minutes ago, dannythefox said:

Because it gets to the stage where if not they’ll be full blown riots 

Haha and they’re not full blown idiots already?! 

[oxtonfox]

Daka to be fair is trying although pretty badly. Still think he’d be better cleaning windows he’d get up a ladder pretty sharp. 

[when_you're_smiling]

Three shots, two on target and an XG of 0.14………….is probably our best half for weeks to be fair. 🤣

Edited 7 April 2025 by when_you're_smiling

[MC Prussian]

I'm not sure whether Ruud has realized the game has started yet.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

3 minutes ago, Mickyblueeyes said:

Who is gods name is our main goal threat ?

(o.g.)

[trugerkem]

Another horror show 

[danny.]

Just now, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

Haha and they’re not full blown idiots already?! 

“Riots” and “idiots” are different words

[kingfox]

We’ll get the Patson Daka against Spartak Moscow turn up in the second half and win 4-3. 

[Sly]

1 minute ago, StanSP said:

Vardy. 

I’d say Daka is more likely than Vardy. 
 

Vardy looks finished. 

[MC Prussian]

1 minute ago, Leicesterpool said:

Big question is now, is Southampton going to catch us? Now there officially relegated, the pressure is off for them.

You've got it wrong. The question should be: Can we catch Southampton?

[beepee1984]

I honestly hope we don’t use Monga

it would be unfair on him to start his career in a team that clearly don’t give a damn 

[Hammo]

As scripted

[jonny_wright]

Let’s get Monga on, that’s all I can hope for now 

[Ian Nacho]

Not even being sarcastic in saying that's our best half of football in weeks. 

[beepee1984]

3-0 down at half time and still probably one of our best firsts halves in 2025 

[urban.spaceman]

Work to do 

[Richmondfox]

1 minute ago, trabuch said:

Why are our players all wearing lead lined boots?

More like sniffing lead paint. 
 

constantly slowing down going forward to pass backwards and then sideways and backwards until the press forces Mads to kick it out. 

[Lionator]

71 days without a league goal. 760 league minutes without a goal. 

[whoareyaaa]

ive gone for -4 should be easy enough

[st albans fox]

3 minutes ago, Turtle27 said:

Out of interest, are Top and Rudkin there tonight? 

Top probs won’t be here again this season 

rudders will - every game 

[woznotwos]

Not sure why this reminds me of us