Julián Carranza joins on loan - Official

[Fox92]

He was always going to be useless. Most of his goals were in the US.

[Filbert Fireworks]

On 02/11/2025 at 08:15, sdb said:

I do remember Akinbyi. Painful stuff. I was referring to Caranzza being the worst of our current strikers, but I would genuinely take Akinbyi over him. AA was quick, strong and had movement. In fact, he'd be the best of our forwards as he'd help create some chances (which he would then waste), something our current lot literally cannot do.

Have to agree AA was a painful watch but your right he was strong and made the right runs. 

 

Watching Carranza gives me a migraine. 

[murphy]

On 02/11/2025 at 10:02, ealingfox said:

Couldn't score in a brewery this bloke. Honestly don't think I'd have done any worse if I'd started upfront yesterday. 

I think you're getting your brothels mixed up with your piss ups in breweries.

[Kinowe Soorie]

He couldn’t score in a barn!

[sdb]

The single worst forward I've seen in 30 years supporting this club. Offers absolutely nothing.

[Sly]

1 minute ago, sdb said:

The single worst forward I've seen in 30 years supporting this club. Offers absolutely nothing.

Elvis Hammond I think, just about pips him. 
 

It is close though. 

[sdb]

1 minute ago, Sly said:

Elvis Hammond I think, just about pips him. 
 

It is close though. 

He was fast! 

 

Carranza has nothing! 

 

Great shout though

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

4 minutes ago, sdb said:

The single worst forward I've seen in 30 years supporting this club. Offers absolutely nothing.

The Argentinian Marko Futacs

[Gav_LCFC14]

We got so lucky with Vardy. The muppets in charge have no idea how to replace him and have spent 6 years trying.

[Pita]

2 minutes ago, Gav_LCFC14 said:

We got so lucky with Vardy. The muppets in charge have no idea how to replace him and have spent 6 years trying.

Not trying just failing 

[studentofthegame]

Who the **** scouted this joker and thought "this is what we need"

[burleighfox]

Looks lethargic again, like he’s running through treacle.

 

Also has the turning circle of a tank!

[sdb]

So he can't run, can't shoot, can't anticipate, can't press. Not great. 

 

Decent looking fella though. Did Rudkin confuse his Tinder with his transfer app? 

[sm1]

Scary part, this is his best performance.

[RowlattsFox]

First bit of good play lead to the goal-ish. Nice hold up and ball to James. Other than that he's just a minute behind where he needs to be. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

2 minutes ago, sdb said:

So he can't run, can't shoot, can't anticipate, can't press

 

BUT WHO CARES, SHE WALKS LIKE RIHANNA

[Turtle27]

Calling him a donkey would be a compliment.

 

he offers nothing

[James_lcfc]

Quite similar to Skipp isn’t he.

 

Very one paced and has almost zero impact on the game.

 

Looks a pretty poor signing so far.

[adamkhalifa]

Literally can't see what this guy offers. 

I want Daka to play. That's how bad he is. 

[honeybradger]

5 minutes ago, James_lcfc said:

Quite similar to Skipp isn’t he.

 

Very one paced and has almost zero impact on the game.

 

Looks a pretty poor signing so far.

At least he's only on loan.

[Fosse93]

7 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

BUT WHO CARES, SHE WALKS LIKE RIHANNA

****ing hell this has done me 

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

43 goals in 95 games for Philadelphia. 
 

Good spread of goals.

 

 

Edited 4 November 2025 by Wasyls Pec Deck

[James_lcfc]

23 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

BUT WHO CARES, SHE WALKS LIKE RIHANNA

Impressively niche.

[Paninistickers]

Absolutely dreadful 

[CrispinLA in Texas]

We've been sh*t in are euro signings for yonks.This guys either unfit or finds uk football tough