Julián Carranza joins on loan - Official

[Tommy Fresh]

No idea why you'd start him and Ayew together, surely you play Daka with one of them and at least have some pace up there

[everton carr]

8 hours ago, Lesterlad said:

He is worse striker I’ve seen here since Roger Davies 

Take it you never watched Martin Henderson or Mick Duffy

[SK3Blue]

He’s the worst striker I’ve seen since…Patson Daka

[ceebeefox]

45 minutes ago, everton carr said:

Take it you never watched Martin Henderson or Mick Duffy

Martin Henderson was better than him. Could jump and head it, come off his man and hold it…… but that’s about it! 

[Dickov22]

Like a sack of potatoes trudging round the pitch. 

[Lesterlad]

1 hour ago, everton carr said:

Take it you never watched Martin Henderson or Mick Duffy

Yes ok saw both but neither were in my opinion as bad as Roger Davies albeit they were both garbage 

[lcfc278]

This guy is not a striker. I don't know what position he could/should play but he's not a striker. 

[MiDuck55]

11 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

To the tune of Rhythm Is A Dancer

 

Julian Carranza

Might not be the answer

If we we need some goals up front

Might as well play Faes there

Then we might score this year

Even though he is a c....err... Belgian

 

That last line maybe needs a bit of work 

How about:

 

Julian, Julian Carranza

It is time for you to confess

You are,  useless as a striker

Only scoring goals in the MLS

 

Whoa oh

Thank God its just a loan

Whoa oh

We'll buy your ticket home

Whoa oh

Get Vardy on the phone

Whoa oh,  Whoa oh , Whoa oh

 

Apologies, but I'm bitter 

 

[MC Prussian]

His nickname should be „Rusty“.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Utter carthorse

 

Wouldn't have got a game in the 06/07/08 squads!

[Stuntman_Mike]

Another player who is not only shite, but has no obvious strengths.

 

[HankMarvin]

5 minutes ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

Another player who is not only shite, but has no obvious strengths.

 

Tbf to the scouting team, it’s hard to find the next wonder kid but it’s even harder to find a striker that makes your current striker with one in 50 appearances look like the best striker at the club 

[RowlattsFox]

Can't believe there isn't a striker at a Premier League club or further afield that we couldn't get on loan. Assume he's been put forward by the agency and we said he'll do.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

2 minutes ago, HankMarvin said:

Tbf to the scouting team, it’s hard to find the next wonder kid but it’s even harder to find a striker that makes your current striker with one in 50 appearances look like the best striker at the club 

Rudkin 4D chess so we're happy when Daka signs his new 5 year deal.

[cropstonfox]

5 hours ago, everton carr said:

Take it you never watched Martin Henderson or Mick Duffy

Both were better,Henderson took the kicks for alan young.zMick was a good finisher

and skilful.very injury prone.

[Winchesterfox]

Hid from the ball all night.  The attacking equivalent of Skipp.  

[damolcfc]

At 1 point Marti absolutely lost his 5h1t at Caranza,  gave him both barrels and he still didn't change gear.

Just an observation 

[ozvaldo]

I’m a rotund, fat ċunt.  But I back myself in a straight sprint with this lad. 
I’ve also got a better first touch. 
 

All he seems to do is lightly jog, lose the ball and occasionally țwat someone on the other team. 

[AKCJ]

He's the worst striker i've seen at Leicester and i've been going since the turn of the century.

[Claridge]

3 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

He's the worst striker i've seen at Leicester and i've been going since the turn of the century.

This is the worst team since the as well, fits in nicely

[AKCJ]

10 minutes ago, Claridge said:

This is the worst team since the as well, fits in nicely

I think the 06-08 team probably had less quality throughout but at least they weren't quite this gutless.

[Guest]

I've a degree of sympathy for anyone playing up front in this wretched team but so far it's like we've found a way to combine the worst attributes of the other two strikers into one player

[Corky]

Does superbly at applauding/ thumbing up appreciation for a cross he attempts to get nowhere near.

[AKCJ]

48 minutes ago, Corky said:

Does superbly at applauding/ thumbing up appreciation for a cross he attempts to get nowhere near.

He's mastered that motion of falling over while clutching his lower back and screaming in pain.

 

Shame he only ever seems to do it when there's nobody near him.

[FoxinNotts]

He's not a grafter, definitely not strong enough, not fast, no great touch, not a good striker of the ball, doesn't have a good footballing brain, no vision and can't finish his breakfast! 
 

Apart from that....