Julián Carranza joins on loan - Official

[sdb]

1 minute ago, CrispinLA in Texas said:

We've been sh*t in are euro signings for yonks.This guys either unfit or finds uk football tough

I voted remain but he's made me want a hard, cold Brexit 

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

33 minutes ago, honeybradger said:

At least he's only on loan.

For now 🤣 Rudkin will be trying for a permanent 

[bovril]

I do love a comically bad player who tries 

[bovril]

I swear if this guy was African and not a devilishly handsome south American he'd be playing in the Bulgarian third division on a fake work permit 

[LeePhilpottsBaldSpot]

Perhaps still too early to write him off, but he doesn't seem to have the instincts for English football.

 

Seems mad that in this calendar year he scored a Champion's League knockout round goal at the San Siro that eliminated AC Milan 

[Lesterlad]

55 minutes ago, LeePhilpottsBaldSpot said:

Perhaps still too early to write him off, but he doesn't seem to have the instincts for English football.

 

Seems mad that in this calendar year he scored a Champion's League knockout round goal at the San Siro that eliminated AC Milan 

He is worse striker I’ve seen here since Roger Davies 

[Paninistickers]

1 minute ago, Lesterlad said:

He is worse striker I’ve seen here since Roger Davies 

Mich D'Avary maybe

[Pita]

1 minute ago, Lesterlad said:

He is worse striker I’ve seen here since Roger Davies 

He goes well with the other two 💩💩💩 strikers we’ve got 

[copunk]

Absolute garbage 

Cant control the ball 

No Pace 

Touch of a Giraffe on a bouncy castle 

Soft in every challenge 

Appears to have a short temper 

 

And the crazy thing is I would still pick him over Ayew and Daka 😂 

 

God it’s gotten bad 

[Tielemans63]

The only winner tonight is this guy's agent. We've been absolutely had here. Which is always a risk when you don't bother scouting someone, and I'm absolutely convinced we've never had him watched. 

 

Little Johnny getting rinsed by agents once again.

Edited 4 November 2025 by Tielemans63

[st albans fox]

1 hour ago, LeePhilpottsBaldSpot said:

Perhaps still too early to write him off, but he doesn't seem to have the instincts for English football.

 

Seems mad that in this calendar year he scored a Champion's League knockout round goal at the San Siro that eliminated AC Milan 

Did it go in off his arse ?

[South Shire Fox]

Some nice touches but cant see him actually scoring

Edited 4 November 2025 by South Shire Fox

[Tuna]

Bamford still a free agent...

[The Doctor]

plays like he's a winner of the coca cola buy a player competition from the mid 2000s

[Andrew]

1 minute ago, Lesterlad said:

He is worse striker I’ve seen here since Roger Davies 

This guy is terrible and clearly not up to Championship standard. Honestly would put him at National league at best. He contributed nothing tonight and doesn't look capable of doing so. I would honestly dump him with the youth to play out the rest of the season or, just take a hit and send him back. 

[studentofthegame]

1 hour ago, RowlattsFox said:

First bit of good play lead to the goal-ish. Nice hold up and ball to James. Other than that he's just a minute behind where he needs to be. 

a minute? he's about 3 weeks behind

[copunk]

5 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

plays like he's a winner of the coca cola buy a player competition from the mid 2000s

Good times 

Simpler times 

Edited 4 November 2025 by copunk

[Pliskin]

No way this lads a footballer, no way. 

[VLC86]

My favourite moment was when Ayew had the ball on the break and instead of trying a run for a through ball he stood and hid behind the defender. Even Marti who seems to be allergic to attacking went mental at him.

 

Going from your best ever to him is absolutely wild, fair play to the club.

[Tielemans63]

14 minutes ago, Tielemans63 said:

The only winner tonight is this guy's agent. We've been absolutely had here. Which is always a risk when you don't bother scouting someone, and I'm absolutely convinced we've never had him watched. 

 

Little Johnny getting rinsed by agents once again.

I'd just add, if he was scouted and recommended by someone within our. scouting team (and I highly doubt he was)....that person needs to face a firing squad. Preferably first thing tomorrow. 

[RonnieTodger]

I think he’s the least shit of the three 

[Lcfcwatto]

17 minutes ago, Andrew said:

This guy is terrible and clearly not up to Championship standard. Honestly would put him at National league at best. He contributed nothing tonight and doesn't look capable of doing so. I would honestly dump him with the youth to play out the rest of the season or, just take a hit and send him back. 

Pretty fair summary. 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Perhaps it's time he chucked this football lark in and became the next David Gandy...

 

[Vacamion]

 

To the tune of Rhythm Is A Dancer

 

Julian Carranza

Might not be the answer

If we we need some goals up front

Might as well play Faes there

Then we might score this year

Even though he is a c....err... Belgian

 

That last line maybe needs a bit of work 

[Lcfcwigstonblue]

Who the f**k has scouted him.

He is actually worse than Daka for me, at least Daka runs and presses.