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48 minutes ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

 

He who smelt it dealt it! :thumbup:

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On 13/01/2019 at 16:29, Finnegan said:

"And its LIVE" 

I didn't mind him saying it over the seasons he's been doing it for.

However, whenever he's said it in recent times, the manner in which he says that quote - it sounds as if he feels everyone knows he's going to say it and hence is trying to make it some form of a 2-second 'comedy' reaction from him by saying it in a funny voice.

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52 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

He who smelt it dealt it! :thumbup:

He who said the rhyme did the crime! :thumbup:

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1 hour ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

I do actually love dropping them in public, so childish but also so amusing if people get upset, mine are often terrible as well.

 

It's still not as bad as a close friend though who once did a fart that stank so bad someone started on him for it.

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2 hours ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

I guffed this morning on the tube. Hope it wasn't me. Jubilee line, round about London Bridge, about 8.15am.

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7 minutes ago, bovril said:

I guffed this morning on the tube. Hope it wasn't me. Jubilee line, round about London Bridge, about 8.15am.

IT WAS YOU!!! :mad:

 

lol Nah, this was on the Bakerloo line near Oxford Circus about 9.30am.

 

Packed in like sardines, no air, people coughing and spluttering. Fvckin vilest smell ever :angry:

 

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Just now, Izzy said:

IT WAS YOU!!! :mad:

 

lol Nah, this was on the Bakerloo line near Oxford Circus about 9.30am.

 

Packed in like sardines, no air, people coughing and spluttering. Fvckin vilest smell ever :angry:

 

Crowded Bakerloo line is how I imagine menopause must be.  

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1 hour ago, MattP said:

I do actually love dropping them in public, so childish but also so amusing if people get upset, mine are often terrible as well.

 

It's still not as bad as a close friend though who once did a fart that stank so bad someone started on him for it.

 

Me too Matt ...   then looking all innocent but watching for the first nose to twitch ...   as soon as I see that I start twitching and scowling too ...   usually all eyes then fall on some poor sap that was the last to get a whiff ...     inward sniggers every time !     :D

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4 hours ago, MattP said:

It's still not as bad as a close friend though who once did a fart that stank so bad someone started on him for it.

lol

"are you looking at my fart?!"

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9 hours ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

Having been a perpetrator this is one of the few things I miss about living in London 💨 

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7 hours ago, Stadt said:

The confused emoticon reaction on here really irrationally winds me up 

Oh wow, clever dicks lol 

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5 minutes ago, Stadt said:

Oh wow, clever dicks lol 

Couldn't resist. As soon as you put a post up like that people are bound to lol

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I’m working with a guy that is a ridiculously loud eater. He whistles constantly and hums. Sings to songs on the radio like he’s on the X factor final. Makes a 20 minute job 2 hours and today is day 5. I can’t take it any more :angry: :frusty::frantics:

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TikTok pre-roll ads on YouTube.

 

Absolute f**king bin. Nothing has made me so determined to NOT engage with a product.

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