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What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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z-layrex

z-layrex

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Sorry but I just have to tell someone. I'm working a night shift, I just went to the mens toilet and I think someone has spunked all over the toilet seat. There's only like 6 men working tonight, I don't know who to trust.

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Alf Bentley

Alf Bentley

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9 hours ago, z-layrex said:

Sorry but I just have to tell someone. I'm working a night shift, I just went to the mens toilet and I think someone has spunked all over the toilet seat. There's only like 6 men working tonight, I don't know who to trust.

 

Did one man seem a bit stressed or agitated earlier, then quite calm and relaxed after this incident?

If so, I see a guilty man!

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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Celebrity Antiques Roadshow, in which two celebs and their experts are given £400 for charity and invariably end up frittering it away, so that their charities have less. Not only that, but they celebrate when their competitor loses money, therefore depriving a charity of their funds. There's something so wrong with it. Can't understand why the auction houses don't waive their fees (which is where a lot of money is lost) since it's for charity.

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Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxlong

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18 hours ago, z-layrex said:

Sorry but I just have to tell someone. I'm working a night shift, I just went to the mens toilet and I think someone has spunked all over the toilet seat. There's only like 6 men working tonight, I don't know who to trust.

I’d go for the ones that don’’’t have tissue stuck to their fingers.

Soar Fox

Soar Fox

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1 hour ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Being ill can f***king do one.

 

Three days in I'm still having to psyche myself up for half an hour before I can stand up. It's usually only 10-15 minutes

I had that Norovirus last week. Projectile vomiting for 36 hours was horrendous.

Bellend Sebastian

Bellend Sebastian

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5 minutes ago, Steve_Walsh5 said:

I had that Norovirus last week. Projectile vomiting for 36 hours was horrendous.

Without wishing to tempt fate, puking up is about the only symptom I've not had.

 

That must have been exhausting

FoxesDeb

FoxesDeb

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21 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Lazy people waiting to cross the road when there is a zebra or pelican crossing 20 yards up the road from where they're standing.

 

 

And the opposite of them, the ones who insist on pressing the button even though they have time to cross the road about 20 times 

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Free Falling Foxes

Free Falling Foxes

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44 minutes ago, HighPeakFox said:

Men who are so badly raised and educated that lifting the loo seat before pissing, is too much trouble.

That happened in one of the loos at work today. Not only that but some twat (perhaps the same one), threw a couple of sweet wrappers on the floor - not 2 feet from a bin. :mad:

Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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On 21/12/2017 at 18:39, HighPeakFox said:

Men who are so badly raised and educated that lifting the loo seat before pissing, is too much trouble.

Oh aye.  On a similar note: Women who get worked up about the seat occasionally being left up once the act of not  pissing all over it like an animal has been completed.  Swear down I once had one tell me with a straight face that having to touch the seat with her hands less than once every 10 visits is very problematic.

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StanSP

StanSP

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when you order something for next day click and collect on Wednesday and it's still not at the store by today.

 

I know it's Xmas and it's busy but don't offer a paid-for service if it can't be stuck to.

Guest seanfox778

Guest seanfox778

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In the McDonald's advert when the dad blatantly lies to his daughter about the cheeseburger being for Santa. You don't have to justify yourself to her, just order the burger and enjoy it. 

Matt

Matt

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27 minutes ago, seanfox778 said:

In the McDonald's advert when the dad blatantly lies to his daughter about the cheeseburger being for Santa. You don't have to justify yourself to her, just order the burger and enjoy it. 

Talking about adverts, the Sainsbury advert with people who can't sing, there are a few different ones I think, the one that really annoys me they keep showing it on loop at the gym, an cringworthy couple, bloke in a turkey outfit, do some poem like thing (Don't know why companies think poetry is good on adverts - I mentioned Nationwide and their shitty poetry adverts earlier in the year).

 

Sainsbury's have done the most cringworthy, sickening, embarrasing, stupid adverts this year.

 

Yum, Yum, Yum.

Food Dancing.

What's for dinner?

Halloween.

#everybitofchristmas

 

Poverty.

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Free Falling Foxes

Free Falling Foxes

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Visitors - welcome or otherwise - who say; 'Right we'll be off then' 15 minutes later the are still here. A little while after that; ' Must be going'. 15 minutes later..........

I had this last week. I needed a shower and get ready for the Palace match. In the end I just got up and said I'm off to the bathroom.

 

Tuna

Tuna

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5 hours ago, Free Falling Foxes said:

Visitors - welcome or otherwise - who say; 'Right we'll be off then' 15 minutes later the are still here. A little while after that; ' Must be going'. 15 minutes later..........

I had this last week. I needed a shower and get ready for the Palace match. In the end I just got up and said I'm off to the bathroom.

 

I know what you mean. It's surprisingly difficult to break off a conversation and get rid of a guest when you really want to get on with things.

Guest seanfox778

Guest seanfox778

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The estate agents below my flat turning off their WiFi for the Christmas period :ph34r:

 

 

Edit: it’s back on now, must’ve needed a reset lol

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Tuna

Tuna

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The relentless festive music blaring out in shops this time of year. Sorry but I can't stand that shite, it's no surprise I do most of my shopping via Amazon.

potter3

potter3

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1 hour ago, Tuna said:

The relentless festive music blaring out in shops this time of year. Sorry but I can't stand that shite, it's no surprise I do most of my shopping via Amazon.

Just be thankful you don't have to work in one

HighPeakFox

HighPeakFox

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Drivers that either a) drive to take the 3rd/4th exit on roundabouts but decide not to signal right, and b) drivers that enter roundabouts intending to go straight ahead, yet inexplicably signal to turn right.

Buce

Buce

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Drivers who want me to risk spilling my beer by signalling at roundabouts...

 

How many fvcking hands do they think I have?

 

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