What grinds my gears...

[AKCJ]

23 minutes ago, lgfualol said:

When I moved to Germany I discovered everyone says ciao and I hated it. I thought it was proper pretentious with the ciao and 2 cheek kisses.

 

Now I say ciao and I am happy to receive a punch if I ever mutter the word in Britain. 

The absolute worst are those who say "ciao for now" as if they're asking for a kicking.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

On 09/03/2018 at 16:40, Finnegan said:

It was never really funny to be honest. As with most forced memes, the original post is worth a chuckle, everything that follows is just wildly unfunny people parroting that shit in a desperate bid to get a laugh. 

 

Are you talking about memes or my eleven years on the forum

[Finnegan]

16 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Are you talking about memes or my eleven years on the forum

 

Both. 

[Daggers]

On 09/03/2018 at 14:44, Finnegan said:

The Rachel Riley obsession on this forum is not only a dreadful forced meme it's also weirdly creepy. 

 

 

 

 

(if your response to this is to post a picture of Rachel Riley, get in the bin)

[RonnieTodger]

Whenever a football fan dies at a game, literally every tribute is "No-one should go to a football game and not come home" like it's a really profound sentence. 

I don't know why it annoys me so much.

[Tuna]

That Bud light advert.

 

"Dilly Dilly".

It's like they are ripping off The Don 

[StanSP]

When people talk about Champions League games in the Premier League thread (in the Leicester City forum section no less). It shouldn't piss me off as much as it does

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

17 hours ago, Tuna said:

That Bud light advert.

 

"Dilly Dilly".

It's like they are ripping off The Don 

 

YES

 

**** that advert, can imagine fat fodded rugby lads saying ****ing dilly dilly the nation over

[CarbonVirtine]

On 12/03/2018 at 14:58, AKCJ said:

Might sound a bit hard brexit but it pisses me off when people say simple words in a foreign language and think they're the dogs bollocks for it.

Folk that over pronounce the 'a' in theatre make me smile, it can sound a bit pretentious. 

 

A reporter on the news last night (Salisbury poisoning item) mentioned the restaurant Zizzi. He pronounced 'restaurant' the French way. Zizzi's Italian. Made me chuckle. 

 

Edited 14 March 2018 by CarbonVirtine

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Those Nationwide adverts with the two singing knobheads are the worst, but their #relatable #heartwarming spoken word shit performed exclusively by northerners talking about twee shit like their nan and putting the kettle on make me want to kill.

[SystonFox]

On 13/03/2018 at 12:04, RonnieTodger said:

Whenever a football fan dies at a game, literally every tribute is "No-one should go to a football game and not come home" like it's a really profound sentence. 

I don't know why it annoys me so much.

I do agree with this. I understand when the sentence is used re ; Hillsborough, Heysel, Bradford etc as they are huge tragedies. But people die each day in different ways at different times so to say that when someone has had a heart attack in the stadium is odd as it has largely nothing to do with footy. It was just his time

[Finnegan]

16 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Those Nationwide adverts with the two singing knobheads are the worst, but their #relatable #heartwarming spoken word shit performed exclusively by northerners talking about twee shit like their nan and putting the kettle on make me want to kill.

 

Could always be worse mate. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Wymsey]

Yes but you'd still would, wouldn't you - though (not the guy above though, obviously..)?

Edited 16 March 2018 by Wymeswold fox

[StanSP]

6 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

 

Could always be worse mate. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Yes but you'd still would, wouldn't you - though?

@Miquel The Work Geordie

[Finnegan]

... What the.... 

[SystonFox]

I’d rather bang Howard from the halfiax ads than those two munts on the nationwide ads. They have very punchable faces

[Beliall]

2 minutes ago, SystonFox said:

I’d rather bang Howard from the halfiax ads than those two munts on the nationwide ads. They have very punchable faces

you got that all wrong, they cant sing with a mouthful of cock

[The Doctor]

4 hours ago, Finnegan said:

 

Could always be worse mate. 

 

 

 

 

 

Eh, I'd rather have him back than Top Cat trying to sell me a mortgage. You're buying a bloody bin.

 

Also, the outtakes they put on those adverts make me far more annoyed than they should. Why are you animating how it's not supposed to go?

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, The Doctor said:

Eh, I'd rather have him back than Top Cat trying to sell me a mortgage. You're buying a bloody bin.

 

Also, the outtakes they put on those adverts make me far more annoyed than they should. Why are you animating how it's not supposed to go?

Tbf there's a good metaphor about the housing market in that.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

The token woman commentator on MOTD, absolutely nothing to do with her being a woman, just that when anything remotely interesting happens she tries desperately to bloke-up her voice and sounds like she's trying to pass a particularly big kidney stone

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

15 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

The token woman commentator on MOTD, absolutely nothing to do with her being a woman, just that when anything remotely interesting happens she tries desperately to bloke-up her voice and sounds like she's trying to pass a particularly big kidney stone

 

I noticed this.

 

"YAN CHORLAY YADDAM, YAS BIN SYENT YOFF"

 

"CHYENK TYOSUN, WITH HIS THYIRD GYOAL IN AS MYANY GYAMES, HE FYUUUUUUIRES IT IN"

[winteriscoming]

All week the media and pundits going on about seville beating man utd and not once have I heard them mention that we beat them in the champions league last season. It just pisses me off how were just forgotten about. 

[ozleicester]

On 13/03/2018 at 20:04, RonnieTodger said:

Whenever a football fan dies at a game, literally every tribute is "No-one should go to a football game and not come home" like it's a really profound sentence. 

I don't know why it annoys me so much.

 

On 16/03/2018 at 07:03, SystonFox said:

I do agree with this. I understand when the sentence is used re ; Hillsborough, Heysel, Bradford etc as they are huge tragedies. But people die each day in different ways at different times so to say that when someone has had a heart attack in the stadium is odd as it has largely nothing to do with footy. It was just his time

in addition to this... "He/She died doing what she loved"...

 

NO!

 

he/she loved surfing, they did NOT love being chewed up by a shark...

 

he/she liked flying a helicopter, they did NOT love plummeting to the ground at 90 mile an hour.

[Parafox]

27 minutes ago, winteriscoming said:

All week the media and pundits going on about seville beating man utd and not once have I heard them mention that we beat them in the champions league last season. It just pisses me off how were just forgotten about. 

Because it's no longer current?

[Beliall]

DANNY ****ING MURPHY