Bilo Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 That Oatcake forum is hysterical, I swear the average IQ is in double figures.
gerrytaggart Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Ive just been reading some of the posts on there. I thought we had left tin pot fans behind us in the champ....wow!
Dan Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 I love how Stoke try and kiss Derby/Forest's arse to make out that we're no-marks, as if it's down to anything other than location, and as if Stoke themselves are anything but no-marks. Oh but hold on, what's this? They have a rivalry with... Port Vale, and have the ****ing nerve to claim we're irrelevant 2
Corky Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Must be Stoke's bulging trophy cabinet that makes them think of us as no-marks. Oh, wait, what's that? We've won more trophies than them? That can't be right, surely? Maybe we're both clubs who haven't won very much, spent most of our time in the top two divisions with spells in and out of the top flight.
Popular Post Bilo Posted 10 September 2014 Popular Post Posted 10 September 2014 (edited) Stoke are just a well run Coventry City. 15,000 fans in the Championship, a huge period of time without so much as an egg cup to show for their efforts, trying to build rivalries with clubs far too big for them and based in a concrete shithole of a city, a high number of ne'er do well supporters who have to take their shoes off to count to twenty and singing Tom Jones (Tom Jones for god's sake) as a club anthem. At least they don't have the press pretending that 10,000 Premier-League-only-for-me thanks fans combined with 15,000 brain donors is England's answer to an Istanbul derby any more, thank goodness. If Leicester are always the bridesmaid, Stoke are the fat spinster with facial hair crying in the corner whilst eating wedding cake. Edited 10 September 2014 by Bilo 18
gerrytaggart Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Possibly the worst set of fans for a couple of seasons....and Im including watford and forest in that!
sylofox Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Stoke are just a well run Coventry City. 15,000 fans in the Championship, a huge period of time without so much as an egg cup to show for their efforts, trying to build rivalries with clubs far too big for them and based in a concrete shithole of a city, a high number of ne'er do well supporters who have to take their shoes off to count to twenty and singing Tom Jones (Tom Jones for god's sake) as a club anthem. At least they don't have the press pretending that 10,000 Premier-League-only-for-me thanks fans combined with 15,000 brain donors is England's answer to an Istanbul derby any more, thank goodness. If Leicester are always the bridesmaid, Stoke are the fat spinster with facial hair crying in the corner whilst eating wedding cake. You have met a few of them then lol
FuriousFox46 Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 I love how Stoke try and kiss Derby/Forest's arse to make out that we're no-marks, as if it's down to anything other than location, and as if Stoke themselves are anything but no-marks. Oh but hold on, what's this? They have a rivalry with... Port Vale, and have the ****ing nerve to claim we're irrelevant West Brom and Wolves are definitely arsed about Stoke City aren't they?
MC Prussian Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 From the Oat: "I haven't heard of most of those (Leicester) players." Underestimate at your own peril.
Brooksy Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/234590/random-opposition-player-booing-drinkwater Anyone seen this? Sums their fanbase up.
MC Prussian Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Oh, and can somebody please tell this "bigmanting" on their forum to do one. He's doing my nuts in with his antics. Not funny at all.
Number 6 Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/234590/random-opposition-player-booing-drinkwater Anyone seen this? Sums their fanbase up. Love this idea. Get ready to see some cupped ears Stokies. 2
bluesbrothers Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/234590/random-opposition-player-booing-drinkwater Anyone seen this? Sums their fanbase up. Oh, please let them do this. Danny is the sort to raise his game if that happens. Watch him net a ripper and start with the ear-cup.
Sol thewall Bamba Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 "He's better than you He's better than you-oo-ooCasper schmeichal your dads better than you" 2
Freesolo Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/234590/random-opposition-player-booing-drinkwater Anyone seen this? Sums their fanbase up. Wow! They have honestly got to be the biggest group of cretins in history Top it of with a strange chant. To the tune of 'Your're a willy puller you're a willy puller' 'Danny Drinkwater Drinks water Drinks water' Read more: http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/234590/random-opposition-player-booing-drinkwater#ixzz3Cwm5iDYT Errrr what..........
Jimmy Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 "He's better than you He's better than you-oo-oo Casper schmeichal your dads better than you" I'm sure he'd be devastated to hear that 1 of the greatest keepers of all time is better then he is
Nalis Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Stoke are just a well run Coventry City. 15,000 fans in the Championship, a huge period of time without so much as an egg cup to show for their efforts, trying to build rivalries with clubs far too big for them and based in a concrete shithole of a city, a high number of ne'er do well supporters who have to take their shoes off to count to twenty and singing Tom Jones (Tom Jones for god's sake) as a club anthem. At least they don't have the press pretending that 10,000 Premier-League-only-for-me thanks fans combined with 15,000 brain donors is England's answer to an Istanbul derby any more, thank goodness. If Leicester are always the bridesmaid, Stoke are the fat spinster with facial hair crying in the corner whilst eating wedding cake. The first sentence and last paragraph are brilliant summaries of Stoke.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Drinky scores when people are on his back, boo all you like you shitboats
Charl91 Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 It's funny, because if there's any of our players that I thought it would effect the least, it's Drinkwater. He's as cool as ice.
ScouseFox Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 christ. don't even know what else to say. what a bunch of mongrels.
Adster Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Yeah that's real clever Stoke fans. Let's rile up Leicesters best player.
lgfualol Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 Drinky might not even play, but he will absolutely raise his game to shut them up. I can imagine the same would happen with all of our players. We should do the same with their best player. "Peter crouch peter crouch you absolutely lanky period"
Countesthorpe Fox 1884 Posted 10 September 2014 Posted 10 September 2014 I see it now.....10 minutes on the clock "ohh and boo's are suddenly ringing around the Britannia stadium but who for? Oh....here's Drinkwater.......what a finish!! And he goes over and cups the ears to the stoke fans" On serious notes......fvck me of that's what having 6 seasons in the premier league does to you I hope we don't turn out like that! I pressume that stoke fans don't understand the logic of karma?
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