Everton plan Kasper Schmeichel transfer

[HankMarvin]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-plan-kasper-schmeichel-transfer-8165692

[Matt]

[Brooksy]

well this definitely isn't going to happen

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

ahahahahahahaha

[Jimothy]

In the same way I'm planning to sleep with Mila Kunis tonight

[filbertstreet]

let's have a swap for lukaku and mirallas then

[Sunbury Fox]

The Mirror seem desperate for our entire team to be sold off. Everton, really???!!!!

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Haha the 'big club' Everton strike again 

[AKCJ]

I'm planning to get laid tonight.

[Larry_LCFC]

Shit I'm worried.

PAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL

[Vince Vega]

And I want Kylie Minogue to sit on my face and that ain't gonna happen either!

[ALC Fox]

Wow. As if Schmeichel would sacrifice Champions League football to play for Everton. Next...

[Vince Vega]

Mmmmmm... thinking about it... aren't the odds of that about 5000/1?

[4everfox]

lol Everton lol

[4everfox]

"Hi Kasper, its Ronald Koeman from Evert..."

Kasper hangs up the phone.

[Foxxed]

The Mirror is fantastic. Their back pages are as stupid and the mail's front pages. I want to read something about them from an ex-employee there.

[Bayfox]

In the same way I'm planning to sleep with Mila Kunis tonight

Shit are you hiding under my bed. As she seems content with my 39 seconds so far.

[MPH]

Losing a player to Arsenal? I can deal with that far better than I can Than losing one to Everton. That wouldn't just be a kick in the gonads, that would be more like getting your gonads very slowly grated through a cheese grater dipped in salt..

[ozleicester]

Shit are you hiding under my bed. As she seems content with my 39 seconds so far.

 

Doing it twice are you? - Showoff

[NeilLCFC]

The mirror is the biggest pile of shite around.

[MikeyT]

Funniest thing i have read for a while!  

[S-win]

This article is so funny.

They are also interested in Hart but feel this is more realistic.

It could have been written by soccer guy or printed in Viz.

[dayday]

In the People and The Sun as well, as said I doubt he would move.

[dbtcity]

Everton have got mega money a good side and now a good manager.... It's not that far fetched, that being said Kasper seems to love the club and id be surprised if he gave up the chance of playing champions league football next season

[st albans fox]

Call me a cynic but isn't kasper negotiating a new contract? Surely a rumour like this demands another 10k/week ?

Those pesky agents just doing their best for their clients.

Gonna be happening all summer until each one signs up.