Footballers that you wouldn't want to punch in the face

[Stadt]

It's the natural order on FT that reverse threads are made, so I'll start with footballers that you wouldn't want to their faces.

 

Regardless of what you thought of his move, look at his happy little face and he won the league with us, how can you not like him? 

 

I'm not exactly sure why but I reckon Kevin De Bruyne seems like a loveable chap too.

[filbertway]

Huth. Purely because it would result in a broken hand

[Wymsey]

Cambiasso.

[Devonfox1884]

Knocky <3

[lgfualol]

Vardy. His pointy chin would impale my hand.

[Swarles Barkley]

Shinji

[Kitchandro]

Nah I'd still punch Kante.

 

Okazaki on the other hand....

[purpleronnie]

Just now, Kitchandro said:

Nah I'd still punch Kante.

 

Okazaki on the other hand....

ambidextrous?

[Koke]

Benjamin Mendy and Michy Batshuayi seem like fun lads to be around. 

 

Kante is love. I blow kisses at him.

 

Gareth Barry & De Bruyne seem like lovely fellas.

[stevelcfc]

Not a footballer but after recent events, Ben Stokes.

[Fox92]

[Brooksy]

Harry Kane

[Brooksy]

In all seriousness, Juan Mata

[Strokes]

Deli Alli 

[Strokes]

Sorry I thought it was footballers you want to punch.

[MrsJohnMurphy]

Albrighton, David Silva, Kante, Rashford, Milner

[SpacedX]

Rio Ferdinand.

[Soar Fox]

[Lionator]

Mendy at Man City seems like a bit of a laugh.

[Tuna]

[shen]

Andy King

[Jattdogg]

Akinfenwa. He might kill me with his shadow.

[RODNEY FERNIO]

Juan Mata and Vincent Kompany ..... really decent blokes

[FoxesDeb]

Jermain Defoe. His friendship with Bradley Lowery and his family was one of the most touching things I've seen in recent years within football. 

[Lovejoy]

Alvaro Morata seems a decent fella. Conte has a mancrush on him anyway .