Corona Virus

[Bellend Sebastian]

I assume that toilet roll is being panic bought because everyone is planning to work themselves into a masturbatory frenzy if they have to self quarantine.

 

Other leisure activities are available

[VLC86]

11 minutes ago, Merging Cultures said:

So you know my wife too?

No concerns of that with me trust me  

[VLC86]

6 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

I assume that toilet roll is being panic bought because everyone is planning to work themselves into a masturbatory frenzy if they have to self quarantine.

 

Other leisure activities are available

But not as fun.

[brucey]

 

 

 

[urban.spaceman]

 

[davieG]

NHS region	Cases
East of England	8
London	25
Midlands	9
North East and Yorkshire	10
North West	17
South East	17
South West	15
To be determined	4
Total	105

[brucey]

[Bellend Sebastian]

2 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

But not as fun.

Well there might be be some, but it's probably not worth the effort of finding out what they are

[CosbehFox]

16 minutes ago, brucey said:

I think the most worrying part of this is that region of Italy which contains 10 million people is struggling. Hardly speaks great of the provision. 

[VLC86]

30 minutes ago, brucey said:

Can we go back to jokes about wanking please? 

[TheUltimateWinner]

42 minutes ago, brucey said:

Well that’s terrifying 

[simFox]

First UK death, underlying health conditions.

 

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, davieG said:

NHS region	Cases
East of England	8
London	25
Midlands	9
North East and Yorkshire	10
North West	17
South East	17
South West	15
To be determined	4
Total	105

I'm worried about the four that they don't know where they are.

[Countryfox]

11 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Think we need a poll for how many people we think will die of this in the UK

 

A bit like @Alf Bentley does on how many seats you think Labour will lose at an election 

 Well, the average number of flu related deaths in ENGLAND over the last few years is 17,000  ...    hang on, do you mean corona flu ...    12. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, Cardiff_Fox said:

I think the most worrying part of this is that region of Italy which contains 10 million people is struggling. Hardly speaks great of the provision. 

It's what happens when an outbreak reaches countries that won't come down hard on its citizens liberties.

 

Personally, I'm interested to know what's happening in Wuhan now. Not heard anything in a while, but it would be good to know if it's peaked and is now in decline.

[yorkie1999]

It's getting bad, real bad.

[Guest Manini]

6 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

 

Personally, I'm interested to know what's happening in Wuhan now. Not heard anything in a while, but it would be good to know if it's peaked and is now in decline.

Apparently this is the case from what I’ve read bits of today. Numbers of new cases are slowing. 
 

My grandma spoke to my late grandads family in Bergamo today (Lombardy) and they’re all in the “high risk” category - neither of us know the Italian for shit show but she assured me that’s what they were saying it was like over there  

[simFox]

https://www.thestandard.com.hk/breaking-news/section/3/143180/36-year-old-'recovered'-Wuhan-man-dies

[VLC86]

11 minutes ago, Manini said:

Apparently this is the case from what I’ve read bits of today. Numbers of new cases are slowing. 
 

My grandma spoke to my late grandads family in Bergamo today (Lombardy) and they’re all in the “high risk” category - neither of us know the Italian for shit show but she assured me that’s what they were saying it was like over there  

Just shout El Cretino, that’s what the Atalanta fans would do.

[VLC86]

Rumours of Corona in Hinckley. Lock up your mothers/sisters (same person).

[FoxesDeb]

I went to Lidl earlier to panic buy. Ended up with what nobody else wanted to panic buy so I came home with some vegan pizzas, a camembert, a battery drill and 3 garden hoses. 

[Milo]

7 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Rumours of Corona in Hinckley. Lock up your mothers/sisters (same person).

Oi 🤨

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Hold on everybody, one of the most skilful footballers of the 90s has given his views on the crisis

 

 

[VLC86]

6 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Hold on everybody, one of the most skilful footballers of the 90s has given his views on the crisis

 

 

I’m looking forward to Paul Merson’s view on the situation. “Jeff, they’ve all got Corolla”

[lgfualol]

I wont do anything until Michael Owen tells us what to do