Corona Virus

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 hour ago, Costock_Fox said:

Rumours of Corona in Hinckley. Lock up your mothers/sisters (same person).

Anything in this or is it a Maxine-Carr-has--moved-into-a-house-in-Blaby level rumour?

[VLC86]

2 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Anything in this or is it a Maxine-Carr-has--moved-into-a-house-in-Blaby level rumour?

Pretty much the latter I guess. Either way I’m going to egg a random house and see what happens.

[AllGoneTitsSchlupp]

Has anyone on here got it yet?

[Wymsey]

Probably won't be long before hugging, kissing and the like will be temporarily forbidden to do at this rate.

[ScouseFox]

Just now, Wymsey said:

Probably won't be long before hugging, kissing and the like will be temporiarly forbidden to do.

this will be a dark day imho whats life without a smooch on a weekend 

[kyleolly]

24 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Anything in this or is it a Maxine-Carr-has--moved-into-a-house-in-Blaby level rumour?

Poor woman had her windows put through and put through hell for weeks and only resembled her slightly

[brucey]

 

[Desabafar]

Getting kinda worried now. I read earlier that it has evolved to be more aggressive already

[Unabomber]

The nhs is all over the place before this virus, it won’t have a hope of coping

[Heathrow fox]

34 minutes ago, Wymsey said:

Probably won't be long before hugging, kissing and the like will be temporiarly forbidden to do at this rate.

Got to be soon hasn’t it?Would be surprised if churches still conduct communion the traditional way,starting  this wkend.Premier League already banned the pre/after match handshake.

[VLC86]

7 minutes ago, Heathrow fox said:

Got to be soon hasn’t it?Would be surprised if churches still conduct communion the traditional way

Is that where they don’t actually fondle your children?

[Bellend Sebastian]

48 minutes ago, kyleolly said:

Poor woman had her windows put through and put through hell for weeks and only resembled her slightly

Resembled her slightly in the sense of also being a woman.

 

What's the old saying? The devil will find work for idle cretins in provincial villages to do

[Jimothy]

So they're not going to shake hands before premier league games to stop the spread of coronavirus, but then play 90 minutes of a (semi) contact sport where they'll wrestle each other at set pieces.

 

[davieG]

1 minute ago, Facecloth said:

So they're not going to shake hands before premier league games to stop the spread of coronavirus, but then play 90 minutes of a (semi) contact sport where they'll wrestle each other at set pieces.

 

Not forgetting the occasional spitting.

[brucey]

[Jimothy]

 

[brucey]

5 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

So they're not going to shake hands before premier league games to stop the spread of coronavirus, but then play 90 minutes of a (semi) contact sport where they'll wrestle each other at set pieces.

Strikers could cough pointedly in the direction of the opposition centre backs to get them to stay back.

Might get sent off for endangering an opponent though.

[stripeyfox]

2 hours ago, Costock_Fox said:

Is that where they don’t actually fondle your children?

To be fair, it's only the boys they're interested in. Girls are usually safe

[WigstonWanderer]

Every time I think about not touching my face I get an itch on it that I just have to scratch

[bmt]

8 hours ago, Desabafar said:

Getting kinda worried now. I read earlier that it has evolved to be more aggressive already

BuT fLu Is MoRe DeADly anD iT is jUsT meDiA ScaReMoNgerInG

[Jimothy]

Sound advice

 

 

[simFox]

8 hours ago, Desabafar said:

Getting kinda worried now. I read earlier that it has evolved to be more aggressive already

Dr John has your answers.

 

 

[Blarmy]

52 minutes ago, simFox said:

Dr John has your answers.

 

 

So the virus has multiple cocks now. This could get bad...

[Captain...]

12 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

It's what happens when an outbreak reaches countries that won't come down hard on its citizens liberties.

 

Personally, I'm interested to know what's happening in Wuhan now. Not heard anything in a while, but it would be good to know if it's peaked and is now in decline.

 

No new cases in Hubei, excluding Wuhan in the last 24 hours. That's a tick in the box for totalitarian regimes.

 

11 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Hold on everybody, one of the most skilful footballers of the 90s has given his views on the crisis

 

 

 

How do people still not get it? It spreads quickly, all the young/middle aged healthy people will probably be fine. But if we don't all act to try and control the spread we are putting the elderly and ill people in our lives at risk.

 

9 hours ago, Desabafar said:

Getting kinda worried now. I read earlier that it has evolved to be more aggressive already

This kind of unsubstantiated fear mongering doesn't help. I have seen no official reports of it evolving and getting more aggressive. Same as whoever posted on here that they read it lasts for days on hard surfaces. This is all speculation and just leads to panic.

 

Keep washing your hands and be prepared to self isolate if necessary.

[Dr The Singh]

6 minutes ago, Blarmy said:

So the virus has multiple cocks now. This could get bad...

If you want a comparison, look at Foxestalk, which also has multiple cocks......things are going down hill.