Kurt Zouma

[Scotch]

7 minutes ago, Adster said:

They're both trash. 

 

Not a single Chelsea CB gets into our starting 11. 

MAYBE not a back for but CERTAINLY in the system we played yesterday!

[Lcfc-1992]

4 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

OH LOOK a promising French centre back who was sold to a superior English club at the age of 19 by ****ing St Etienne.

 

Kurt Happy Zouma 

[Milo]

Kurt Happy Zouma??!!

 

Hell yeah 

[Sunbury Fox]

He's so poor on the ball. It's a no from me if, as I assume, we want to be able to build from the back 

[MPH]

it’s the sort of defender where i’d be a bit meh for £15m as we all know he’d be a stop gap/ cover but crikey £36m? 

 

 

On your bike, Mate!

[nettle]

Crap, bomb scare, avoid. 

[Leicesterpool]

Overated, no theres much better choices out there for centre back options. 

[mozartfox]

It’s a no from me Simon. Louis ?  it’s a big feck off from me.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

He's shite

[AKCJ]

Chelsea fans love him.

[HoustonFox]

Played well for Everton on loan and rated by many around Chelsea too. Been unlucky with injuries and c’mon, no one is getting glowing reviews as defenders under Frank the Tank, and they have Kante shielding. 
 

I would take him as a loan with option for sure and have Kolo help refine him, like he did with Cags 

[Lambert09]

I always expect him to be rapid because of his name. I just can’t shake it off. 

 

Can anyone confirm if he actually is or he’s hypnotized me? 

[Lineker's Left Foot]

After all this, think we’ll end up with James Tomkins at Palace.... or Scott Dann

[Finnegan]

We're getting to the bottom of the barrel by here mun 

[HoustonFox]

39 minutes ago, Lambert09 said:

I always expect him to be rapid because of his name. I just can’t shake it off. 

 

Can anyone confirm if he actually is or he’s hypnotized me? 

He’s well rapid. 
 

Also holds fitness classes in his spare time too 

[wokinghamfox]

Quoting 37 million. They can feck right off!

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Given the revelation on his middle name, I think it's important to place this snippet from Wikipedia in here;

 

Quote

Zouma is named after Kurt Sloane, Jean-Claude Van Damme's character in the 1989 film Kickboxer, while his middle name Happy reflects an African tradition of using positive words as middle names.

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097659/

 

Edited 28 September 2020 by DJ Barry Hammond

[crisp packet]

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Edited 28 September 2020 by crisp packet
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[Ben.]

£37m 

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Hideous player. 

[Jobyfox]

£37m seems like the magic number at the moment 

[Walshy5]

Stockpiling centre backs!

[jamfox]

Not my first choice but Quick and strong , numbers up to £40m though!? No..  I take a loan deal 

Edited 29 September 2020 by jamfox

[Ric Flair]

Tah has a release clause for less than that, I'm amazed we wouldn't trigger that if we couldn't get him for less rather than furtle with muck like Zouma.