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5 minutes ago, Raj said:

Well that's just blatant showing off.

You deserve a ban!!!

it is horrendous... no rain for months... every fvcking day cant go outside without shoes or your feet melt. ban me and send me to Canada :)

 

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1 minute ago, ozleicester said:

it is horrendous... no rain for months... every fvcking day cant go outside without shoes or your feet melt. ban me and send me to Canada :)

 

You can come here, we ain't seen the sun since xmas!!!

Damp, grey and foggy every fecking day!

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First run since I had covid in November (Have I mentioned that before!!!).

Thought I was dying half way but managed 20 minutes which I'm really happy with.

Now off for a paddys take away!!!!

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Posted
5 hours ago, spacemunky said:

Patio weather!

Lol so canadian to admit that. Went to gas up, got a timmies dbl dbl, bbq wud hit the spot right  now.

 

 

5 hours ago, tom27111 said:

This might sound like a stupid question, but does it feel that cold?

 

For example, it was -2 this morning when I left home, with a really chilling wind and it was horrible.

 

But when I've been skiing in France, its been like -10 and doesn't feel as bad as it does when it's like it was this morning.

 

Is that a psychological thing?

Yes, it feels very cole in your bones man. Aftr awhile your body adapts and accepts is fooking cold but you cannot be out there too long thats a death wish. It's like the opposite to what  oz says about his +45 or whatever madness in Australia. Of i had to choose, likely rather freeze to death then be burnt lol knocking on wood that neither ever happen

 

 

3 hours ago, ozleicester said:

it is horrendous... no rain for months... every fvcking day cant go outside without shoes or your feet melt. ban me and send me to Canada :)

 

Mate, can't exactly walk outside in the frozen tundra with no shoes on unless you want to be amputated and in a wheel chair whilst watching your twig and 2 berries drop off (or hide up in your stomach lol)

 

These two extremes (extra cold or stupid hot) and never good for anyone. The extreme cold might be easier to digest of the two but both of them can piss right off. Stay safe and i hope it cools down for ya.

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Not the best, I knocked my bike's front wheel against the curb at full speed having just come down the other side of a bridge.  Managed to maintain balance and drop speed a bit before the inevitable forced dismount, but I still ripped through my thick work trousers and the thermals underneath them to leave a nice skinless patch on one knee.  Not looking forward to later when the adrenaline's slowed down and the bruising's had a chance to kick in but I suppose I should be grateful that's all I have to worry about :dry:

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Posted

Went out last night for a beer with a mate and he's asked me to be one of the groomsmen (usher?) at his forthcoming (second) wedding - a wonderfully overly pompous affair (he don't do things by halves, lavishing money on his relatively new bird). 

 

Obvs it was nice to be asked but as a fella who is naturally standoffish and has the opposite to a magnetic personality, it's a role that fills me with dread. An absolute nightmare tbh. 

 

I know him, his Mrs and his kids but absolutely nobody else. I'd happily reconciled myself to fading into the background for the day and waving my glass at the happy couple from a distance every now and then. Now there's no escape! 

Posted
1 hour ago, Paninistickers said:

Went out last night for a beer with a mate and he's asked me to be one of the groomsmen (usher?) at his forthcoming (second) wedding - a wonderfully overly pompous affair (he don't do things by halves, lavishing money on his relatively new bird). 

 

Obvs it was nice to be asked but as a fella who is naturally standoffish and has the opposite to a magnetic personality, it's a role that fills me with dread. An absolute nightmare tbh. 

 

I know him, his Mrs and his kids but absolutely nobody else. I'd happily reconciled myself to fading into the background for the day and waving my glass at the happy couple from a distance every now and then. Now there's no escape! 

You don’t have that much responsibility as an usher. At most you’ll have to sort out family when it’s their turn to have their photos taken. A hell of a lot more daunting as a best man. 

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Controversy at the pub quiz.

 

We came an admirable fourth, bearing in mind it's just me and the Mrs. 

 

Then came the impossible question, which is always a number, to win the 68 quid jackpot.

 

I was 3 away, as was someone else.

 

However, the quizmaster thought I was someone else and the two "winners" decided to split the pot, rather than go to a tie-break.

 

I had to tell them that I was in fact the correct Tom who was also 3 out lol

 

Had to split the winnings, which is fine (I'd have personally gone for a tie-break!), but the guy who was mistaken to be a winner wasn't happy. Turns out he was bloody miles off!

 

The question was...in which year was the "Magpie Nursey Rhyme" said to be written. You know the one, One for sorrow, 2 for joy...

 

I guessed 1783, when it was 1780.

Posted
13 hours ago, tom27111 said:

Controversy at the pub quiz.

 

We came an admirable fourth, bearing in mind it's just me and the Mrs. 

 

Then came the impossible question, which is always a number, to win the 68 quid jackpot.

 

I was 3 away, as was someone else.

 

However, the quizmaster thought I was someone else and the two "winners" decided to split the pot, rather than go to a tie-break.

 

I had to tell them that I was in fact the correct Tom who was also 3 out lol

 

Had to split the winnings, which is fine (I'd have personally gone for a tie-break!), but the guy who was mistaken to be a winner wasn't happy. Turns out he was bloody miles off!

 

The question was...in which year was the "Magpie Nursey Rhyme" said to be written. You know the one, One for sorrow, 2 for joy...

 

I guessed 1783, when it was 1780.

****ing idiot! It was obviously 1780, everybody knows that. 

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Posted
14 hours ago, tom27111 said:

Controversy at the pub quiz.

 

We came an admirable fourth, bearing in mind it's just me and the Mrs. 

 

Then came the impossible question, which is always a number, to win the 68 quid jackpot.

 

I was 3 away, as was someone else.

 

However, the quizmaster thought I was someone else and the two "winners" decided to split the pot, rather than go to a tie-break.

 

I had to tell them that I was in fact the correct Tom who was also 3 out lol

 

Had to split the winnings, which is fine (I'd have personally gone for a tie-break!), but the guy who was mistaken to be a winner wasn't happy. Turns out he was bloody miles off!

 

The question was...in which year was the "Magpie Nursey Rhyme" said to be written. You know the one, One for sorrow, 2 for joy...

 

I guessed 1783, when it was 1780.


I’d have gone for 1781 …. sadly wrong but still better than your effort dumbo …

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Charity shop shift today, someone dropped off a large donation without ringing the bell at the back door, which is also a fire exit and has signs saying "do not obstruct". There were six large boxes of old encyclopaedias stacked up half as high as the doorframe. Several bags of unwashed and unpleasant clothing and a magnetic "taxi" roof sign. 

Unbelievable.

Charity shops are not council tips.

By all means give us stuff but please, be considerate. We need things we can actually sell. Thank you.

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8 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Charity shop shift today, someone dropped off a large donation without ringing the bell at the back door, which is also a fire exit and has signs saying "do not obstruct". There were six large boxes of old encyclopaedias stacked up half as high as the doorframe. Several bags of unwashed and unpleasant clothing and a magnetic "taxi" roof sign. 

Unbelievable.

Charity shops are not council tips.

By all means give us stuff but please, be considerate. We need things we can actually sell. Thank you.

Reminds me to say fly tippers are scum

Posted
21 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Charity shop shift today, someone dropped off a large donation without ringing the bell at the back door, which is also a fire exit and has signs saying "do not obstruct". There were six large boxes of old encyclopaedias stacked up half as high as the doorframe. Several bags of unwashed and unpleasant clothing and a magnetic "taxi" roof sign. 

Unbelievable.

Charity shops are not council tips.

By all means give us stuff but please, be considerate. We need things we can actually sell. Thank you.

The Taxi sign sounds kind of cool :ph34r:

 

Does it allow you to drive in bus lanes?

 

Because, you know, I could be interested. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, tom27111 said:

The Taxi sign sounds kind of cool :ph34r:

 

Does it allow you to drive in bus lanes?

 

Because, you know, I could be interested. 

Dunno. I'll let you kno

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Posted
36 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Apparently there was a minor earthquake just happened in Birmingham?! 

that was just my mother in law falling down the stairs 

EYOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted
On 11/02/2022 at 20:15, NasPb said:

Was going well until I accidentally mistake my bottle of water for floor cleaner, thankfully I didn't swallow it just spit it out lol

At least you didn’t mistake floor cleaner for your bottle of water… 

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58 minutes ago, Milo said:

 

 

On 11/02/2022 at 20:15, NasPb said:

Was going well until I accidentally mistake my bottle of water for floor cleaner, thankfully I didn't swallow it just spit it out lol

 

58 minutes ago, Milo said:

At least you didn’t mistake floor cleaner for your bottle of water… 

That took me a bit of thinking but, yes you're correct

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Got an interesting sceniero going out with a lady whose a few years older than me. I'm 27 while my girlfriend is 40. Shes amazing, love her loads. Problem is I'm not quite sure how theyll take it. Knowing my mum she'll be trying to put me off I just know.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Leicesterpool said:

Got an interesting sceniero going out with a lady whose a few years older than me. I'm 27 while my girlfriend is 40. Shes amazing, love her loads. Problem is I'm not quite sure how theyll take it. Knowing my mum she'll be trying to put me off I just know.

 

Just wear this when you all meet up.

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