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How Was Your Day?

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ScouseFox

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left a note under the door of the flat above ours saying please stop making so much noise. if i never post again, assume they found out it was me and murdered me. cheers. 

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Alf Bentley

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22 hours ago, STEVIE B said:

Just cut the lawn, bacon and mushroom rolls ( or cobs if you like ) for lunch, may pop out for an afternoon pint or two. Living the dream lol

 

Am impressed that you're able to grow bacon and mushroom rolls in your garden. :whistle:

 

Not sure that I'd eat grass as a lunchtime accompaniment....though maybe after a couple of pints... 

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Buce

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3 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Am impressed that you're able to grow bacon and mushroom rolls in your garden. :whistle:

 

Not sure that I'd eat grass as a lunchtime accompaniment....though maybe after a couple of pints... 

 

Yeah.

 

Far better to smoke your grass before your lunch - you'll appreciate it so much more with the munchies... though maybe not after a couple of pints...

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Izzy

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Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

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Stadt

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58 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

Apparently the woman in our building today who's come in to leadsome training is Russel Hoult's wife. What a time to be alive. 

His Wikipedia page is funny 

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Jattdogg

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21 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

Fly over to my place and de-ice my driveway. Make the family some dinner and do the laundry while you are at it.

 

Cheers.

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Buce

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2 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

 

You're gonna make someone a wonderful wife one day...

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SouthStandUpperTier

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3 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

 

44 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

You're gonna make someone a wonderful wife one day...

Not smelling of a mixture of piss, coco pops, sandwich spread, lenor, grass and brasso he ain't.

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Alf Bentley

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3 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

 

Not smelling of a mixture of piss, coco pops, sandwich spread, lenor, grass and brasso he ain't.

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/yourview/1580798/What-makes-a-perfect-wife.html

 

"What do you think makes a perfect wife – or husband?

Did Jerry Hall get it right when she quoted her mother as saying '[...] you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom'?"

 

Well, as renowned "new man" Meatloaf once said...... "two out of three ain't bad", @Izzy Muzzett ;)

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Suzie the Fox

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wallpapered a wall in my sons room today. Was quite pleased with the results since it was blackpaper on white walls and any mistakes would be obvious. 

 

Mowed the lawn this afternoon which seemed to take forever as 1st cut this year. 

 

Sitting on the patio now with a well deserved gin & T soaking up the glorious weather. 

 

I love the uk when it’s sunny and warm. I don’t think there is any other place I’d want to live. 

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