How Was Your Day?

[Jattdogg]

3 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Day of the Khalsa and Leicester lost, so I'm happy and not happy.

 

Khalsa has survived ove 300 years, empires have tried to destroy the Khalsa, they remain strong and tough.

Happy baisakhi singhy.

[Dr The Singh]

Just now, Jattdogg said:

Happy baisakhi singhy.

You too brother

[Jattdogg]

Just now, Dr The Singh said:

You too brother

Cheers! Roti time! 

[STEVIE B]

Just cut the lawn, bacon and mushroom rolls ( or cobs if you like ) for lunch, may pop out for an afternoon pint or two. Living the dream 

[ScouseFox]

left a note under the door of the flat above ours saying please stop making so much noise. if i never post again, assume they found out it was me and murdered me. cheers. 

Edited 16 April 2018 by ScouseFox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

11 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

left a note under the door of the flat above ours saying please stop making so much noise. if i never post again, assume they found out it was me and murdered me. cheers. 

 

how petulant

[Alf Bentley]

22 hours ago, STEVIE B said:

Just cut the lawn, bacon and mushroom rolls ( or cobs if you like ) for lunch, may pop out for an afternoon pint or two. Living the dream 

 

Am impressed that you're able to grow bacon and mushroom rolls in your garden. 

 

Not sure that I'd eat grass as a lunchtime accompaniment....though maybe after a couple of pints... 

[Buce]

3 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Am impressed that you're able to grow bacon and mushroom rolls in your garden. 

 

Not sure that I'd eat grass as a lunchtime accompaniment....though maybe after a couple of pints... 

 

Yeah.

 

Far better to smoke your grass before your lunch - you'll appreciate it so much more with the munchies... though maybe not after a couple of pints...

[ScouseFox]

26 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

how petulant

i wouldn’t even mind but it’s not even good music like that one god plan by drake 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Thinking of my grandad, a leading ENT surgeon and captain in WW1, who was born on this day 150 years ago.

He's been dead for 74 years so didn't quite get to meet me 

[David Guiza]

First day back at work for 10 days and still have aching legs, nipples, armpits and pretty much everything else from the marathon. Woe is me. 

[ScouseFox]

400 quid for new tyres, brake pads and a service on my car. came as a bit of a surprise. bloody nightmare. 

[Finnegan]

Apparently the woman in our building today who's come in to leadsome training is Russel Hoult's wife. What a time to be alive. 

Edited 18 April 2018 by Finnegan

[kingcarr21]

7 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

Apparently the woman in our building today who's come in to leadsome training is Russel Hoult's wife. What a time to be alive. 

Russel Hoult as in the goalkeeper? Proper Jealous  

[red5]

11 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

Apparently the woman in our building today who's come in to leadsome training is Russel Hoult's wife. What a time to be alive. 

Does she like hot dogs?

[Izzy]

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

[Stadt]

58 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

Apparently the woman in our building today who's come in to leadsome training is Russel Hoult's wife. What a time to be alive. 

His Wikipedia page is funny 

[Jattdogg]

21 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

Fly over to my place and de-ice my driveway. Make the family some dinner and do the laundry while you are at it.

 

Cheers.

[Finnegan]

42 minutes ago, kingcarr21 said:

Russel Hoult as in the goalkeeper? Proper Jealous  

 

The very same. 

 

I'm not actually in this training btw and I'm still excited. 

[David Guiza]

14 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

 

The very same. 

 

I'm not actually in this training btw and I'm still excited. 

I was intrigued as to where he was nowadays and the personal life section of Wiki makes for interesting reading, the dirty dog. 

[Soar Fox]

“Saucey seaside postcards”

 

[Buce]

2 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

 

You're gonna make someone a wonderful wife one day...

[SouthStandUpperTier]

3 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Got the kids up

Changed the boys bed as he’d pissed it

Did their breakfast and got lunches ready

Walked them to school

Did two loads of washing and hung it out to dry

Hoovered the house from top to bottom

Mowed the lawn and trimmed the edges

Cleaned my golf clubs

Went to Tesco’s to get some bits

 

And it’s not even midday

 

I am legend 

 

 

44 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

You're gonna make someone a wonderful wife one day...

Not smelling of a mixture of piss, coco pops, sandwich spread, lenor, grass and brasso he ain't.

[Alf Bentley]

3 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

 

Not smelling of a mixture of piss, coco pops, sandwich spread, lenor, grass and brasso he ain't.

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/yourview/1580798/What-makes-a-perfect-wife.html

 

"What do you think makes a perfect wife – or husband?

Did Jerry Hall get it right when she quoted her mother as saying '[...] you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom'?"

 

Well, as renowned "new man" Meatloaf once said...... "two out of three ain't bad", @Izzy Muzzett 

[Suzie the Fox]

wallpapered a wall in my sons room today. Was quite pleased with the results since it was blackpaper on white walls and any mistakes would be obvious. 

 

Mowed the lawn this afternoon which seemed to take forever as 1st cut this year. 

 

Sitting on the patio now with a well deserved gin & T soaking up the glorious weather. 

 

I love the uk when it’s sunny and warm. I don’t think there is any other place I’d want to live.