What grinds my gears...

[tom27111]

6 hours ago, Unabomber said:

Fussy eaters grind my gears so much 

 

Tell me about it. 3 step kids that "don't like it". I love cooking and end up doing 3 different meals.

 

I've put my foot down. If you're hungry, you'll eat it.

 

It's trivial stuff like peepers and onions. But give them it on a pizza or from Macdonald's and they eat it! 

[Beliall]

3 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

Tell me about it. 3 step kids that "don't like it". I love cooking and end up doing 3 different meals.

 

I've put my foot down. If you're hungry, you'll eat it.

 

It's trivial stuff like peepers and onions. But give them it on a pizza or from Macdonald's and they eat it! 

different shapes mate, tastes different

[Silebyfox_89]

1) Co-workers who put read receipts on all of their emails!

2) Walking my dog around my local park, and other dog walkers who just stand there and hog the central point of the park. This grinds my gears as my Spaniel gets distracted easily whilst i'm attempting to train him, just walk around the park please.

3) Neighbours who believe its ok to play out a full blown argument outside in the garden for everyone to hear, take your dirty laundry inside.

[Jattdogg]

9 hours ago, Silebyfox_89 said:

1) Co-workers who put read receipts on all of their emails!

It's something they learned in the 90s and dont know any better. That or they are bells.

 

I usually deny the read receipt and never reply just to be a cvnt

[Pliskin]

Radio 1 in the morning (or at any time) the Mrs insists on having it as the morning alarm, There is nothing worse than that awful rabble coming on first thing in the morning. I’d rather listen to a box of kittens getting tortured, it’s ****ing horrendous, and the presenters all have the mental capacity of a child........ ergh, even thinking about it makes me shudder. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

32 minutes ago, Pliskin said:

Radio 1 in the morning (or at any time) the Mrs insists on having it as the morning alarm, There is nothing worse than that awful rabble coming on first thing in the morning. I’d rather listen to a box of kittens getting tortured, it’s ****ing horrendous, and the presenters all have the mental capacity of a child........ ergh, even thinking about it makes me shudder. 

 

Used to have it on at one of my old jobs. Doesn't Greg James do the morning gig on Radio One now? He's not *that* bad, same with Scott Mills - probably the best of their bunch. Grimshaw on the other hand used to make me want to drown myself.

I had Radio X on the other morning as a change to Talksport and Chris Moyles does the early show there, **** me it was horrific. Swear he used to be half funny about fifteen years back, it was bloody excruciating to listen to.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

15 hours ago, Silebyfox_89 said:

3) Neighbours who believe its ok to play out a full blown argument outside in the garden for everyone to hear, take your dirty laundry inside.

 

They're hanging out dirty laundry? I usually wash mine before I hang it up

[Brainy]

Are there any women/girls out there these days that don't have an onlyfans or the like?

[Dahnsouff]

5 minutes ago, Walkers said:

Are there any women/girls out there these days that don't have an onlyfans or the like?

I love my life - I had no idea what that was 

[Mike Oxlong]

2 hours ago, Walkers said:

Are there any women/girls out there these days that don't have an onlyfans or the like?

I had never heard of that  so had to google it. Says that subscribers pay the platform to host their content and is mainly used by amateur and professional adult entertainment models and also by fitness gurus. 
 

I guess you’ve heard of it because you’re into you’re fitness, right ? 

Edited 21 April 2020 by Mike Oxlong

[The Syrup]

34 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

I had never heard of that  so had to google it. Says that subscribers pay the platform to host their content and is mainly used by amateur and professional adult entertainment models and also by fitness gurus. 
 

I guess you’ve heard of it because you’re into you’re fitness, right ? 

Don't think the government will cover for 80% of an escort or prostitites income, so they all pile on to Onlyfans for some online pay as you tug peep show action.

[Brainy]

35 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

I had never heard of that  so had to google it. Says that subscribers pay the platform to host their content and is mainly used by amateur and professional adult entertainment models and also by fitness gurus. 
 

I guess you’ve heard of it because you’re into you’re fitness, right ? 

i've followed 'ordinary' people on social media who suddenly pipe up advertising their onlyfans. Whats more bizarre are the men who chuck their money at it

[Mike Oxlong]

5 minutes ago, The Syrup said:

Don't think the government will cover for 80% of an escort or prostitites income, so they all pile on to Onlyfans for some online pay as you tug peep show action.

Prefer Netflix myself. No chilling though. 

[Footballwipe]

5 minutes ago, Walkers said:

i've followed 'ordinary' people on social media who suddenly pipe up advertising their onlyfans. Whats more bizarre are the men who chuck their money at it

I've always, always thought this. There are BILLIONS of free videos out there, and THOUSANDS of websites where you can (attempt) to have fun with someone. Yet people opt to PAY for the impersonal thing of camshows or onlyfans subscriptions to get the odd photo or video of someone no more or less attractive than any other two-bit wannabe on the internet?

 

Men are weird.

[Bellend Sebastian]

My parents' point bank refusal to entertain online banking. They want to pay me some cash for family birthday/anniversary gifts and they want to send me a cheque. A cheque! Or bring cash round. 

 

I am aware this makes me sound incredibly ungrateful, but really, if this isn't the time that you'd give it a go I really don't know when is

[FerrisBueller]

3 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

My parents' point bank refusal to entertain online banking. They want to pay me some cash for family birthday/anniversary gifts and they want to send me a cheque. A cheque! Or bring cash round. 

 

I am aware this makes me sound incredibly ungrateful, but really, if this isn't the time that you'd give it a go I really don't know when is

Not sure what bank you are with, but some banks offer a Cheque cashing service on the app. No idea if it works well or not, but it's an option.

[Brainy]

12 minutes ago, Footballwipe said:

I've always, always thought this. There are BILLIONS of free videos out there, and THOUSANDS of websites where you can (attempt) to have fun with someone. Yet people opt to PAY for the impersonal thing of camshows or onlyfans subscriptions to get the odd photo or video of someone no more or less attractive than any other two-bit wannabe on the internet?

 

Men are weird.

 

 

It's mainly just jealousy that I work hard to make a living for myself whereas some people get naked and rake in ridiculous amounts of money off horny guys They'd also claim they work hard because they have to edit their content, like okay. Have always wondered what they would do when they're older, need to keep earning and have nothing on their CV.

[Mike Oxlong]

Reckon I could do a good ceiling shadow show on onlyfans

[Bellend Sebastian]

14 minutes ago, FerrisBueller said:

Not sure what bank you are with, but some banks offer a Cheque cashing service on the app. No idea if it works well or not, but it's an option.

Neither of mine do, but your post has jolted my brain and made me realise that my wife's does, so they can make it out to her. Cheers!

 

I can then get her to transfer it to me, and then transfer some of it back to her because it's her birthday present. And she probably owes me money so she can transfer some of it back again. Seamless

[Countryfox]

43 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

My parents' point bank refusal to entertain online banking. They want to pay me some cash for family birthday/anniversary gifts and they want to send me a cheque. A cheque! Or bring cash round. 

 

I am aware this makes me sound incredibly ungrateful, but really, if this isn't the time that you'd give it a go I really don't know when is

Yep ...  you do sound incredibly ungrateful ...  take the cash, smile, and say thank you ...  

 

Go to pub/bar (when open) and spend money on alcohol ...     not sure what the problem is to be honest.  

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 minute ago, Countryfox said:

Yep ...  you do sound incredibly ungrateful ...  take the cash, smile, and say thank you ...  

 

Go to pub/bar (when open) and spend money on alcohol ...     not sure what the problem is to be honest.  

It will ALL be going to charity, as usual

[Countryfox]

On 19/04/2020 at 19:07, Unabomber said:

Fussy eaters grind my gears so much 

Has completely fvcked our Christmas.     I only eat this ...   I only eat that ..   has it got this in it ...  has it got that in it ...  did that spoon with gravy on it touch my food ! ...      FOOK OFF !!   

[Strokes]

On 20/04/2020 at 00:35, TeamRocket said:

Mate: hey have we got lesson tomorrow seen it in the WhatsApp group, btw how are you?

Me: not sure been to ill, so not really looked at any emails or WhatsApp group massage.

Mate: what time is lesson??

Me: don't know?

Mate: would you look at moodle and tell me? Cos it says 9am

*Sends me screen shots of moodle and email to say its 9am*

Me: ...ok so is it 9am

Mate: so lessons at 9am

Me: OMG!! F**K OFF!! If moodle and lectures say 9am, what do you think?

Mate: will you just check?

 

This what annoyed me today

What time was the lesson? Did he make it ok?

[String fellow]

I understand the reluctance to do banking online. An online scam almost succeeded in stealing a large amount from me 5 years ago. So I completely stopped using the facility until recently. But now I'm back with online banking, simply because the fear of catching the corona virus by going to the bank exceeds the fear of being scammed again!

[The Bear]

51 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Has completely fvcked our Christmas.     I only eat this ...   I only eat that ..   has it got this in it ...  has it got that in it ...  did that spoon with gravy on it touch my food ! ...      FOOK OFF !!   

Frankie Boyle said it best. 

 

"Yes there is a vegetarian option. You can fvck off!" 

Edited 21 April 2020 by The Bear