Scapegoat Odds

[KingsX]

Sky Sources indicate Leicester City’s James Maddison will be the next Premier League star to introduce a luxury clothing line.  The line, called Scapegoat Couture, will debut in September at the City Fanstore.

 

“I’ve given up on all those yerDas in the City fanbase” said Maddison.  “I could score and assist 50 and they’ll still moan about my clothes.  Might as well start up an overpriced style line, act like I’m mates with JLingz ^TM, and wind them up to the max.” 

 

Two items have been announced.  The Southgate is a waistcoat, lightly insulated with shredded No Fuchs Given t-shirts.  “When I start showing up in The Southgate, it’s all over.” said Maddison.  I’ll be England’s Number 10 the next day.”  The Cags is a transparent plastic codpiece designed by Loüis Vüitton.  “The Cags, it’s going to be ****ing massive, I assure you” said the Leicester ace.

[Grantham Fox]

I think there’s an argument for any of our players to be made scapegoat bar maybe Ricardo, Vardy & Soyuncu. But Barnes or Tielemans for me.

Edited 23 August 2020 by Grantham Fox

[Sampson]

Well the amount of times people blamed Chilwell for Barnes having a bad game on here because they didn't link up well as a partnership. As if Chilwell was making Barnes unable to control a football through bad telepathy or something.

 

It will probably be Barnes now he no longer has the Chilwell scapegoat to hide behind.

Edited 23 August 2020 by Sampson

[Dahnsouff]

Depends who, if anyone, we bring in, but my money is on Lingard.

[The Horse's Mouth]

Was going to say Perez but hes not talented enough to be a scapegoat, maybe tielemans? A lukewarm first season as a permanent player and pretty much a guaranteed starter in that midfield, the sideways passing will indicate him. 

[Bourbon Fox]

On 22/08/2020 at 06:04, turkish14 said:

Plus madders has that cocky confidence that many miserable, bitter, angry  ****ers hate.

 

Can confirm

[Gravel]

Ryan Bennett wherever he is

[foxile5]

I'm going to target Praet this season. Nothing to do with ability or performance, I just think I've a chance of getting a reaction from him. 

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Haha great thread.

 

Hope it's not Harvey Barnes.

 

 

[when_you're_smiling]

Can’t believe this is the only thread for months where Congerton’s not been blamed for doing something wrong in the future. 

[Col city fan]

Cambiclasso

[daddylonglegs]

On 22/08/2020 at 10:39, Fox92 said:

It's a fair argument though. He lacks composure.

This, not entirely sure what the OP's point is when he genuinely really struggles in front of goal 

[Vestan Pance]

Who will write the most passive agressive post of the year?

 

Your thoughts?

[waylander]

On 22/08/2020 at 17:46, Aus Fox said:

Vardy is my outside Berlin, if he doesn’t hit the ground running.

Despite winning the golden boot last season, two or three threads were started on here questioning his ability.

When you consider many believe him to be our greatest ever player, it’s hows no one is safe.

Agree never scores enough .i back him and Barnes regular for a hat trick these losers always let me down .

[norwichfox]

There will be nothing but praise and admiration for all of our players at all times, as per usual....

[Dan LCFC]

Criticism of a player doesn't make them a scapegoat.

[HighPeakFox]

Just now, Dan LCFC said:

Criticism of a player doesn't make them a scapegoat.

That, in isolation, is true. One-eyed slagging whilst not seeing any fault elsewhere does, though.

[Fox92]

On 24/08/2020 at 09:52, daddylonglegs said:

This, not entirely sure what the OP's point is when he genuinely really struggles in front of goal 

Because, for some reason, people on here see any criticism of a player as he suddenly become this "scapegoat". Players get criticised during games and I never hear anyone shout "oi stop making him a scapegoat".

 

I think criticism is generally fair. Every player gets it, even Vardy when he went 8 games or whatever it was without scoring last season.

[don_danbury]

probably vardy because i don't see him getting as many goals next season

[fuchsntf]

2 hours ago, don_danbury said:

probably vardy because i don't see him getting as many goals next season

Good oh...!!  Another Guaranteed 20+ goals.

[Tielemans63]

On 23/08/2020 at 16:37, KingsX said:

Sky Sources indicate Leicester City’s James Maddison will be the next Premier League star to introduce a luxury clothing line.  The line, called Scapegoat Couture, will debut in September at the City Fanstore.

 

“I’ve given up on all those yerDas in the City fanbase” said Maddison.  “I could score and assist 50 and they’ll still moan about my clothes.  Might as well start up an overpriced style line, act like I’m mates with JLingz ^TM, and wind them up to the max.” 

 

Two items have been announced.  The Southgate is a waistcoat, lightly insulated with shredded No Fuchs Given t-shirts.  “When I start showing up in The Southgate, it’s all over.” said Maddison.  I’ll be England’s Number 10 the next day.”  The Cags is a transparent plastic codpiece designed by Loüis Vüitton.  “The Cags, it’s going to be ****ing massive, I assure you” said the Leicester ace.

 

[That_Dude]

3 hours ago, Dan LCFC said:

Criticism of a player doesn't make them a scapegoat.

When warranted (and not a dig at you).

 

That said, I can't see Gray having a good season.

 

[Nalis]

18 hours ago, Vestan Pance said:

Who will write the most passive agressive post of the year?

 

Your thoughts?

Don't you mind your pretty mind about that sweetcheeks x

[StanSP]

4 hours ago, Dan LCFC said:

Criticism of a player doesn't make them a scapegoat.

No but blaming them for a defeat when it's clearly not their fault happens all too often on here for particular players. 

[Mickyblueeyes]

It’s Bennett. That Spurs performance deserves it for the next four years even if he doesn’t play for us.