Crystal Palace away - Match thread

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

4 minutes ago, frany104 said:

Embarrassing. Sleepwalking to relegation. 
 

I’ve never felt so embarrassed supporting this club. The club font give a fu*k

I don’t think we are sleepwalking anymore. It’s a full on sprint 

[MPH]

6 minutes ago, st albans fox said:

Please tell me who is capable of smashing and then grabbing ??

 

some lucky bounce or rebound off a knee cap or something! I’m not suggesting we will outplay them!

[An Away Move]

Brendan going over the positives in the dressing room. We’ve climbed two places in the league. 

[ealingfox]

If you don't see a problem with this I fear you are beyond help. Such a dysfunctional side - no ideas in attack, constantly giving the ball away and players that simply don't want it.

 

We will not stay up like this.

[BigWesMorgan]

Brendan’s logic in this will be, “Oh we defended well in the first half we can hold out for a draw and maybe get a smash and grab goal” In reality we’re about to concede in the 50th minute and we’ll lose 2-0

[Foxxed]

 

Not watching but WS claims we're playing better than them although our attack and creative midfield is nowhere.

[Swarles Barkley]

If I was stuck in the room with a gun, Hitler and a tv showing leicester I would shoot myself

[lifted*fox]

entire team is washed.

 

relegate, sell, start over. 

 

anything else is prolonging the inevitable. 

 

im perfectly comfortable with that tbh.

 

rodgers is bobbins but these players have a lot to answer for as well - half-assed, too casual, don't want to be here, etc. 

 

scrap heap / bonfire the lot. 

[beepee1984]

They have had 20 shots in the 1st half. Man City hold the record at 44 for an entire match, when they need to beat QPR to win the league, we are making Crystal Palace look like title contender??

 

Edited 1 April 2023 by beepee1984

[Larry_LCFC]

Theyve had 20 shots, 5 on target. We've had 0 shots. Good thing they can't finish for shit. We are an embarrassment. Not even a shot off target. 

[Leeds Fox]

2 minutes ago, LCFCJohn said:

I know! As in if we can do those things in the second half it’s probably the best outcome we can hope for!

We can only hope mate! 

[RoboFox]

Just now, Foxxed said:

 

Not watching but WS claims we're playing better than them although our attack and creative midfield is nowhere.

This is nonsense.

[iancognito]

This wouldn't be acceptable at FT Vs any of the top 4. This is HT against Crystal fckn Palace.

[ronnup]

Just now, Foxxed said:

 

Not watching but WS claims we're playing better than them although our attack and creative midfield is nowhere.

We most definitely are not playing better 

[Guest kristianity77]

Imagine a world where a struggling Crystal Palace, enter half time with a 20-0 shot ratio against us.

 

You'd think it was unimaginable but here we are.

 

We are down. 

[Dan]

Embarrassingly bad. Again.

[Will1981]

1 minute ago, Foxxed said:

 

Not watching but WS claims we're playing better than them although our attack and creative midfield is nowhere.

Castagne 7.1, I would not give him a 1.7

[Lesterlad]

Maddison,Castagne, Tête, ,Barnes, Ndidi,KDH, absoloutly dreadful, ,Daka has had no service, VK okish, The 2 CB’s and Iverson best by far

 

that was painful to watch. BR has no ideas awful.

 

[copunk]

Just now, lifted*fox said:

entire team is washed.

 

relegate, sell, start over. 

 

anything else is prolonging the inevitable. 

 

im perfectly comfortable with that tbh.

 

rodgers is bobbins but these players have a lot to answer for as well - half-assed, too casual, don't want to be here, etc. 

 

scrap heap / bonfire the lot. 

Honestly how I feel 

We need a massive reset

[Chrysalis]

2 minutes ago, Fazzer 7 said:

If Rodgers doesn't bring Ricardo and Mendy on at the start of the 2nd half there is something very wrong here. The only possible explanation for these performances is that for some reason they want to be relegated

I would do Nacho for Tete as well, change to 4-4-2.

[turtmcfly]

3 minutes ago, Fazzer 7 said:

Your heart is in your mouth all the time. This is shocking 

 

One ball humped long by Iversen, Palace panicked and Daka nearly got on the end of it. 

 

More of it. I'm sure Brendan would regard it as 'ugly' but **** me it couldnt be as bad as this dogshite. 

 

 

[Tuna]

Castagne at right wing 

[trabuch]

4 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

Tete is absolutely unbelievably bad. How on earth do people on here stick up for him? 

 

He is atrocious. Actually can't find the correct adjective. Atrocious doesn't come close. The lad looks petrified. Imposter syndrome. 

 

As for the game, I think we've been pretty good in terms of rearguard action. Loads of blocks and commitment. Won every corner. That's kinda put into perspective tho that we are being bossed by a very poor side.

I said in another thread that I'm not going to judge any of our players while Rodgers is still in charge. He is obviously the biggest problem atm. He's turned some previously decent players to absolute shit.

[KingsX]

3 minutes ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

Most first half shots conceded in 8 years.

 

To a side that rarely shoot.  Palace with more shots in a single half than they average per two games.

 

Edited 1 April 2023 by KingsX

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

2 minutes ago, MPH said:

 

some lucky bounce or rebound off a knee cap or something! I’m not suggesting we will outplay them!

I remember Akinbiyi’s first goal for Palacr (maybe after leaving us?) came off his arse or something like that. That will do nicely. A Schluppy OG off the backside.