How the Movie should End

[The Blur]

Plot twist- Bernie is revealed to the mastermind behind everything- he wooed Top to buy us, left  articles about Ranieri lying around to plant the idea of hiring Ranieri into owners' mind, spiked Peasron Jnr and co drinks and called hookers to their room to get Pearson sacked, travelled back into time to steal a ball from young N'Kante from behind thus providing inspiration for N'Kante to intercept balls from others through his career and finally to buy Vardy his first pint at tender age of 10 in a back street boozer to turn him into the man he is today. 

 

[leicesterlad1989]

I think he whole film should be a musical.

 

It should end like the end of Grease. Vardy singing "You're the one that I want" to Ranieri and then they both get on the coach and fly off to a happy place.

[stripeyfox]

Meanwhile in 2035, N'Golo Kante wins the Premier League with Burton Albion completing an incredible run of 20 consecutive league titles with 20 different clubs....

[stripeyfox]

7 minutes ago, leicesterlad1989 said:

I think he whole film should be a musical.

 

It should end like the end of Grease. Vardy singing "You're the one that I want" to Ranieri and then they both get on the coach and fly off to a happy place.

Yes! Leicester The Musical would be fab!
 

[Trav Le Bleu]

14 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Millenium Stadium, Cardiff: 2016-17 Champions League final, 90th minute Leicester vs Barcelona. 0-0

 

Robert Huth's ridiculous free kick vs Stoke finally comes out of orbit, burns through the atmosphere at terminal velocity and lands in the back of the Barcelona net. The net goes up in flames and the goal is awarded - Leicester City are crowned Champions League champions

Are you Michael Bay?

[boots60]

The team & Claudio on a bus perched on the edge of a steep drop high in the Italian alps after a thrashing of Juventus in Turin.

Claudio with the last line "Hang on lads I've got an idea"

A new take on the Italian job. 

N'golo could have drove one (or all three?) of the minis if he were still with us.

[MPH]

A revealing of the goings on at Leicester should conclude the film...

 

 

Mrs Vardy has a quiet word in the ear of Big Nige at the Christmas party revealing her true feelings for him ( or so he thinks) and tells him of a fantasy she has of walking into her bedroom to find 'Big Nige' dressed as a jester but with no trousers.on. Big Nige likes this idea and so the next day she comes home from somewhere and does indeed find big Nige standing there in a Jester's outfit but with no trousers on. However she also has a camera with her, takes a quick snap, throws the camera to Jamie Vardy who runs off before Nige can catch him. Nige worridly goes home only to get a call soon after from Jamie telling him to meet him him in the old Merceury building near the train station. Nigel gets there and when he does he walks into a room to see Jamie sitting at a desk in an oversized office chair ( proper alan sugar style) with a wry smile on his face " hello Nige" he says. He notices that Jamie is flanked by Huth on one side and Okazaki on the other side. They have full length leather coats on. They are not smiling. They look very serious.

 

Jamie goes on to explain that the lads had a subbuteo competition at the weekend and Huths team won. Huth thought it was uncanny that his team won and explained the formation and players to Jamie and swore blind to him that this was whats needed to save them in the relegation fight Jamie told  Nige that he would do what was right and use the same formation or he would pay for a plane to fly over the kingpower with an oversized photo of Nige the Jester in full view.

 

Plot twist!

 

At that point Jamie gets a skype call, answers it and says " Hello boss". Nige can see a reflection of the call in the window behind Jamie and is shocked to See Jeff Schlupp on the screen stroking a fake mustache he's just bought from the Pound Shop. Jeff Schlupp's Office chair is even bigger than Jamie's. Jeff is looking very mean. " will he pick the formation and team? ", he quips. " yes boss, dont worry boss. it's all going to happen" Jamie says quite worriedly. " i cant have me nan dissapointed" Jeff continues, and glares at Jamie. " no boss, she wont be boss. i'll make sure of it, boss" Says Jamie. He lets out a little bit of wee. The call cuts off and Jamie is relieved.

 

Nigel Assures Jamie the formation will be picked. rest of the Season Big Nige looks on knowlingly from the dug out at all the silly things Jeff does on the pitch to try and convince everyone of his silly atler ego... This is the real reason Nigel doesnt smile much.

 

 

 

The rest is history!

[Carl the Llama]

Vardy, Mahrez and the two children Schlupp and Gray are trapped in the club shop surrounded by velociraptors.  Just as the pack leader prepares to go in for the kill an inflatable t-rex appears from nowhere (despite it being established earlier in the film during the iconic ripples in the glass of skittles vodka scene that his footsteps are loud and scary) and attacks the raptors giving the four players time to escape outside where Ranieri pulls up in a jeep with an injured Jeff Goldblum.  They drive to the centre circle where G-VSKP is waiting to pick them up.  Ranieri takes one last wistful look at the ground before Vardy shepherds him inside the helicopter.  Once airborne the camera pans around the inside of the helicopter, moving from Ranieri pondering his custom fossilised mosquito walking cane to show Mahrez sitting next to Jeff Goldblum and giving Vardy the eye as he cradles Schlupp and Gray who have fallen asleep in his arms.  Finally Vardy looks out the window with a contended smile and the camera pans to the outside where we see a flock of N'golo Kantés flying alongside the helicopter.  Roll credits.

[Finnegan]

3 hours ago, Webbo said:

It turns out it was Kevin Spacey all along.

 

Actually you know, that's quite good. You've got the usual suspects whom it isn't, Mourinho (who'd have to be Gabriel Byrne), Wenger, etc but it turns out to be the - perceived lame - Ranieri. The jovial, light hearted guy that doesn't pose a threat.

 

 

That definitely calls for a gif. Someone with some Photoshop talent, that end scene where Verbal comes out of the police station and his limp fades. Get that as a gif with Ranieri's head.

 

@Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo 

[MPH]

3 hours ago, leicesterlad1989 said:

I think he whole film should be a musical.

 

It should end like the end of Grease. Vardy singing "You're the one that I want" to Ranieri and then they both get on the coach and fly off to a happy place.

 

 

With the opening lines sung by Demari Gray

 

" i got tricks! - they're multiplyin! all defenders lose control.. At King power.. the clappers we're supplying.. are electrifyin!!"

[Chico1958]

 

And thats what we did to Manchester City and Utd, Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea and the rest of the Premier League Teams In 2015/2016 Season

 

They were blown out of the water by little old Leicester City

 

[demon_dog]

The End.

Is that good enough?

[Russell sprout]

There won't be any actors involved,

it will be a documentary style film,

like senna

[The Horse's Mouth]

9 hours ago, Webbo said:

It turns out it was Kevin Spacey all along.

What if Spacey is Nige, and the whole film is him narrating the story to help the detectives find out where he is until the end when it's all revealed it was nige all along by god

[GaelicFox]

This movie ending is done ... he will be in china in 18 months time 

 

i genuinly believe that , and so what we won the fecking premier league ! 

 

 

[Beliall]

6 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Vardy, Mahrez and the two children Schlupp and Gray are trapped in the club shop surrounded by velociraptors.  Just as the pack leader prepares to go in for the kill an inflatable t-rex appears from nowhere (despite it being established earlier in the film during the iconic ripples in the glass of skittles vodka scene that his footsteps are loud and scary) and attacks the raptors giving the four players time to escape outside where Ranieri pulls up in a jeep with an injured Jeff Goldblum.  They drive to the centre circle where G-VSKP is waiting to pick them up.  Ranieri takes one last wistful look at the ground before Vardy shepherds him inside the helicopter.  Once airborne the camera pans around the inside of the helicopter, moving from Ranieri pondering his custom fossilised mosquito walking cane to show Mahrez sitting next to Jeff Goldblum and giving Vardy the eye as he cradles Schlupp and Gray who have fallen asleep in his arms.  Finally Vardy looks out the window with a contended smile and the camera pans to the outside where we see a flock of N'golo Kantés flying alongside the helicopter.  Roll credits.

Just ripping off Alien there mate

[Chester Dontlie]

No no no, you got it all wrong guys! The trophy lifting scene should be the penultimate one, then they should cut to the last 3 takes which would be exactly the same as in Bunuel's Phantom de la Liberte:

 

 

Then a Bocelli cover of One Night in Bangkok would play over the end credits, only with the word "oyster" substituted with "ostrich". That would be the ultimate masterpiece. Bow down to "Riyad of Leicester" you Laurences of Arabia and Citizens Kane, BAFTAs and Oscars incoming!

[Foxy harry]

Remember this isnt a leicester movie its a vardy movie so it might end with vardy scoring against wales, getting the england call or maybe even him signing again with us instead of arsenal.

[Babylon]

14 hours ago, Russell sprout said:

There won't be any actors involved,

it will be a documentary style film,

like senna

Do we need to kill off the main character like in Senna?

[bovril]

Claudio settles down in the Swan and Rushes for a cheese and onion cob and a pint of best bitter. 'Don't Stop Believing' comes on the jukebox.

Suddenly we hear the pub door open and Claudio looks up.

Cut to black.

[kingcarr21]

1 hour ago, Babylon said:

Do we need to kill off the main character like in Senna?

Well i was going to watch Senna but you have spoiled it for me now 

[urban.spaceman]

On 11/10/2016 at 00:04, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Millenium Stadium, Cardiff: 2016-17 Champions League final, 90th minute Leicester vs Barcelona. 0-0

 

Robert Huth's ridiculous free kick vs Stoke finally comes out of orbit, burns through the atmosphere at terminal velocity and lands in the back of the Barcelona net. The net goes up in flames and the goal is awarded - Leicester City are crowned Champions League champions

Just rung up Ladbrokes - they're taking no chances after last season and will only offer me 50-1 odds on that exact scenario. 

[EGBFitness]

Vardy clicks on FT  

[sylofox]

The men in black (no not the refs) will turn up at the training ground and cart Vardy off. It will the come out he is from planet Zog. We will then be stripped of the title and relegated to div 2. The Arsenal fans will party thinking they have won it.

 

Then a spurs fan will find proof Wilshire is from planet spas. As news then breaks that Kane is an android. After a long investigation and many relegations it turns out only Burnley are a legitimate team making gravel gob a very happy man.

 

ps an alien spokes man said "we would have gone to burnley as well. But we took one look at the place and thought fvck that"

[Nick]

Winning the Champions League, FA Cup and being relegated on the last day of the season.