Corona Virus

[Zear0]

He got his fingers burnt announcing things prematurely to the public before parliament. Tomorrow should have details as the MPs get ratty if they don't hear first. 

[foxfanazer]

2 minutes ago, Izzy said:

But can I play golf? That's the question...

I don't know, can you? 

[StanSP]

1 minute ago, Dahnsouff said:

Why is that, honestly curious 

Why did he vote for him or why is he clueless

[Dahnsouff]

Just now, StanSP said:

Why did he vote for him or why is he clueless

All of the above 

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, foxfanazer said:

I don't know, can you? 

Well it's been so long I've probably forgotten how 

[Fox in the North]

I mean they bloody make a ranking system of 1-5 and start by setting it at 3.5... why what’s even the point 

[Jimothy]

Just now, Izzy said:

Well it's been so long I've probably forgotten how 

Hit the ball until it goes in the hole.

[Dr The Singh]

Just now, Dahnsouff said:

Why is that, honestly curious 

Today's speach was full of gimmicks, without clarity and without unity with the rest of UK.

 

We need facts and we need clear guidance.  Ultimately poor info leads to companies being short of reliability in our government and reluctance of investing in the UK.  Tomorrow, I will probably be asked to sack 100 odd employees.

[jammie82uk]

3 minutes ago, filbertway said:

Sounds like it. You can go out and play sports as long as it's with members of your household.

You can play sports in the park as long as it’s with your household and also complying with social distancing 

[Jimothy]

1 minute ago, Fox in the North said:

I mean they bloody make a ranking system of 1-5 and start by setting it at 3.5... why what’s even the point 

Erm, we don't want to get to 5. But it has to be there incase we do hit it.

[StanSP]

 

 

[ScouseFox]

what a fabulous little speech that was. not really sure he could've told us any less with any more words. 

 

sounded like me in my french oral exam just saying the same thing but with different adjectives over and over cos that's all i could remember. 

[pSinatra]

Nothing has changed as far as I can tell

 

That was embarrassing

 

 

[Nick]

How many millions of people have just watched that and are having conversations because they don’t know if they should be going to work tomorrow or not 😆 

 

Clarity of message? 1/10

 

Measures in place to protect commuters? 0/10

 

You can go to parks now and sit in them - projected success... 0/10

 

Absolute shit show!

[Jimothy]

@Izzy I'll take bank transfer for the golf lesson by the way.

[kingfox]

Pretty much a load of waffle for 15 mins.

 

But the chavs will be happy, they can go back to drinking on their beloved park benches again.

[filbertway]

6 minutes ago, Izzy said:

But my wife and kids can't play golf 

 

That's very unfortunate mate, but I'm sure they'll understand...

[ScouseFox]

genuinely astonished that was pre recorded, an all. did anyone watch that back and think yeah that'll do? what a bunch of fu cking muppets. 

[lcfcsnow]

Well at least this R number should go down more quicker now we are finally testing people flying into the country, last but not least

[jammie82uk]

Things you can do this week:
    •    From Monday, anyone who cannot work from home should go to work but should avoid public transport if possible. Those who can work from home should continue to do so
    •    Stay at home as much as possible
    •    From Wednesday, people can spend time outdoors for "leisure purposes" - as long as they are two metres away from people not in their households. This includes:
    ◦    Unlimited exercise
    ◦    Sitting in your local park
    ◦    Driving to other destinations
    ◦    Playing sport - but only with members of your own household
    •    Increased fines for those who break the rules
    •    Those who can, should work from home
    •    Wash your hands regularly
    •    If you or anyone in your household has symptoms, you all need to self-isolate
 

[BeardyFox]

3 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

How many millions of people have just watched that and are having conversations because they don’t know if they should be going to work tomorrow or not 😆 

 

Clarity of message? 1/10

 

Measures in place to protect commuters? 0/10

 

You can go to parks now and sit in them - projected success... 0/10

 

Absolute shit show!

Can you rank it 1-5 please as that's all I understand

[joachim1965]

How many families are pulling their hair out now.

[Fox in the North]

3 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Erm, we don't want to get to 5. But it has to be there incase we do hit it.

Oh no I understand that part. It just made me laugh that they’ve set 5 separate definitive ranks and then have put the current situation in the middle of 3 to 4. Just so vague.

[J.Lisemore]

Were f**** aren't we. That was dire 

[Happy Fox]

Does Leisure purposes include seeing people?