Fit foxes.

[majaco]

Probably the women footballers will love the equality of this thread if they are a bunch of shallow stereotypes seeking favour about their physical appearance on Foxes talk.  They have probably never kicked a ball.

 

In a period of blm,  are the female LCFC team hot?

 

If this post was any shallower, it would be evaporated puddle.

[Guest SO1]

Jesus.

[Guest SO1]

Fvck you guys. It took me ten minutes to figure that out. Not really into blondes that much but our keeper is a smoker! Cute to boot.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I should have known this wouldn't be a thread about our physical readiness for the restart of the season.

[bovril]

8 minutes ago, SO1 said:

Fvck you guys. It took me ten minutes to figure that out. 

What were you doing in those ten minutes? 

[Strokes]

4 minutes ago, bovril said:

What were you doing in those ten minutes? 

I’m goner guess he was burping the worm.

[sacreblueits442]

2 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Not daring to tell female Soyuncu she's not beautiful 

..you noticed it as well!!!!!

[Heathrow fox]

The last one and I’m presuming it’s female Vardy,looks quite a steady sensible type.The sort who your Mum would really get on with and hope you marry.

[stripeyfox]

[bovril]

Schmeichel - mansion in leafy Cheshire with her ex-Liverpool playing husband.

Barnes - Excellent role model for the other year 10 students.

Perez - career nosedived after the Weinstein accusations

Maddison - leaked pics click here

Ricardo - asking on behalf of my constituents
Ndidi - bullying accusations at work

Soyuncu - Popular at Parents' evening

Evans - most prolific female serial killer in Arizona state history

Chillwell - banana bread in lockdown

Vardy - lures you behind the bike shed then nicks your bike. 

[Alf Bentley]

 

Are the perpetrators up for a challenge (either or both of them)?

 

[Finnegan]

Drag Queen Cags

[foxfanazer]

3 hours ago, jonthefox said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her tits are ****ing massive

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

3 hours ago, Webbo said:

Thanks a lot, now I'm going to have to masturbate. 

 

Genuinely the most harrowing tug of my life 

[Corky]

They should be the figures on the cardboard cut outs in the empty seats.

[FoyleFox]

Disturbing in so many ways. 

[Stadt]

1 hour ago, Finnegan said:

Drag Queen Cags

Draglar  

[brucey]

4 hours ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Are the perpetrators up for a challenge (either or both of them)?

 

 

 

It’s just an app, takes a few seconds to tap ‘upload’, not really much of a challenge...

 

I think someone on Twitter did this exact thing using instagram filters last year, Evans came out the best looking in that one.

 

Edited 15 June 2020 by brucey

[brucey]

4 hours ago, Webbo said:

Thanks a lot, now I'm going to have to masturbate. 

Hope this helps

[Jaspa]

6 minutes ago, brucey said:

Hope this helps

Fanny Drinkwater?

Edited 14 June 2020 by Jaspa

[Saxondale]

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Edited 14 June 2020 by Saxondale
Somebody beat me to the Partridge quote.

[The Horse's Mouth]

I'd shag Madders

[StanSP]

9 hours ago, Corky said:

They should be the figures on the cardboard cut outs in the empty seats.

Million times this

 

[foxfanazer]

6 hours ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

I'd shag Madders

Which one? 

[Danizen]

Why does the Evans one look like every 20-something woman that lives in Oadby?