Harry Maguire arrested

[gerrytaggart]

What a ****ing nob.   

[fuchsntf]

I reckon we should have a Collection for Maguire,  and have Top send him some free Donuts....

[StanSP]

 

 

 

[Mike Oxlong]

Reportedly he said to the police “do you know who I am ?”

 

I guess the head to body ratio was a bit of a giveaway

 

 

 

[SkidsFox]

23 hours ago, The People's Hero said:

We shouldn't gloat too much about this players on holidays stuff; we wouldn't want to tempt fate!

Where are our players this year? Hope they are taking a staycation.

[UniFox21]

So much of the Maguire case seems absolutely made up

[davieG]

20 minutes ago, UniFox21 said:

So much of the Maguire case seems absolutely made up

News

[Countryfox]

Can’t understand why he doesn’t spend a few bob on some protection ...   me and my mate grizzle would happily look after him all holiday for the price of one (of his) days wages and a few bevvies ...   everyone’s a winner ! 

[VLC86]

Do you know who I am hahahahhahaha.

 

Comes across as a decent clever bloke to be honest, I’m sure he regrets a lot of this and, like many of us have in the past, can act like a bit of a twat after a few beers.

 

Still hilarious though.

[RowlattsFox]

Can't see him literally saying "do you know who I am" but I could definitely see him or any footballer for that matter, pulling the I'm captain of Man Utd line and can we sort something out. 

 

 

[RoboFox]

"Yeah, but WHY isn't Paul Pogba there to diffuse the situation?! He's just left his teammate in real trouble here!"

 

[Itsthejoeker]

Immediately fainted 😂

[Alf Bentley]

38 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Can’t understand why he doesn’t spend a few bob on some protection ...   me and my mate grizzle would happily look after him all holiday for the price of one (of his) days wages and a few bevvies ...   everyone’s a winner ! 

 

Sounds good.

 

But the employment contract would have to include clauses allowing you to take time out to administer Dingbats and to perform other duties such as creating pathways through the Greek forest, thrashing local peasants etc.

You'd also need Maguire to cover the insurance in case, during a nightclub fracas, some expensive champagne got splashed onto your orange shorts and left an unsightly stain.

[SkidsFox]

2 hours ago, Countryfox said:

Can’t understand why he doesn’t spend a few bob on some protection ...   me and my mate grizzle would happily look after him all holiday for the price of one (of his) days wages and a few bevvies ...   everyone’s a winner ! 

I now have the earworm for Minder. Think you're right though. 

[Yes N'Didi]

Found guilty!

[Yes N'Didi]

 

[Fox92]

 

[BirminghamFox]

lock him up 

[Countryfox]

10 minutes ago, Yes N'Didi said:

 

Grizzle tells me Greek prisons aren’t very pleasant ...     

[rachhere]

What happens now?! 

[yorkie1999]

Just now, rachhere said:

What happens now?! 

Southgate locks him up.

[Nalis]

Aah the world renowed Greek judical system eh...

[Leicester_Loyal]

Decent sized fine incoming

[Corky]

Sky Sports News announce a 48-hour period of reflection.

[yorkie1999]

1 minute ago, Countryfox said:

Grizzle tells me Greek prisons aren’t very pleasant ...     

I saw one in Crete last year and it was virtually open air, with guards patrolling round high barbed wire fencing with rifles, like something Steve Mcqueen would try to jump a motorbike over. Woman on the trip said that the families have to take the food in or the inmates get a bit hungry.