Leicester City conspiracy theories

[boots60]

No.1 Leaving Belvoir drive

 

It is well known that after training at Belvoir drive the players used to pop into the Choice Cafe on Aylestone road for a full English & to discuss tactics using salt & pepper pots & sauce bottles as players.

Since the move to the multi million pound training centre at Seagrave this option is no longer available.

This is without doubt the reason for the current drop in form.

[TiffToff88]

I know it's a Friday but it's a little bit early to be drinking isn't it?

[Ross 'LCFC' Turner]

Cambiasso not here to do the team talks

[Vacamion]

 

Waking at 03:50AM, regularly, in a cold sweat about this:

 

 

[The whole world smiles]

2. Dave rennie possesd some kind of secret, dark medical/physiotherapy knowledge/experience that is unavailable in the rest of the medical world and his sacking is the reason why we have had injuries including someone getting their leg snapped by an opponent. 

[Free Falling Foxes]

None of the players were even born when Kennedy was shot!

[MattFox]

Who actually slept with Pearson’s daughter?

[Mark_w]

8 minutes ago, Free Falling Foxes said:

None of the players were even born when Kennedy was shot!

That's certainly what they want you to think.

[MrsJohnMurphy]

3. I blame Wellens

[ClaphamFox]

3 minutes ago, MattFox said:

Who actually slept with Pearson’s daughter?

"Half the fecking team did..."

 

Oops sorry - I thought I was in the Man Utd pre-match thread...

[don_danbury]

did you get that from the guardian website or whatever it was? because it never said that the training ground was 100 percent to blame  just something about them needing to get used to it.

[TonyN11]

22 minutes ago, boots60 said:

No.1 Leaving Belvoir drive

 

It is well known that after training at Belvoir drive the players used to pop into the Choice Cafe on Aylestone road for a full English & to discuss tactics using salt & pepper pots & sauce bottles as players.

Since the move to the multi million pound training centre at Seagrave this option is no longer available.

This is without doubt the reason for the current drop in form.

This could be the answer to our defensive frailties 

[HybridFox]

Convinced Conrad Logan hacked into the club's payroll systems

[RoboFox]

Cheese's Dinosaur is not, and never has been missing.

 

It's now living a fairly low-key life employed as a cook in a cafe just off the Narborough Road completely unaware of the furore his "absence" caused. 

 

He faked its abduction as an elaborate ruse to garner both sympathy and rep points on here. 

[LCFCCHRIS]

Perez and Maddison had a harddrive with over 1000 dodgy Brendan photos. Recently been recovered and now he can bench them at will.

[Simoken]

Im deleting my FT account.

[davieG]

@boots60is really Brendan looking to build up a portfolio of reasons to absolve himself of any blame for our demise.

[bovril]

Walkers Bowl. 

[Pliskin]

Players having a bender on La Manga…. Oh, wait…..

[CosbehFox]

19 minutes ago, TK95 said:

Convinced Conrad Logan hacked into the club's payroll systems

Funny fact Logan got one of the biggest cuts on the Championship winning bonus pot. 

[AKCJ]

38 minutes ago, Vacamion said:

 

Waking at 03:50AM, regularly, in a cold sweat about this:

 

 

I was stood 150 yards away and as pissed as a fart and even I could see that Albrighton and Griezmann were nowhere near the area.

[SecretPro]

Vardy is a glitch in the Matrix

[sacreblueits442]

35 minutes ago, boots60 said:

No.1 Leaving Belvoir drive

 

It is well known that after training at Belvoir drive the players used to pop into the Choice Cafe on Aylestone road for a full English & to discuss tactics using salt & pepper pots & sauce bottles as players.

Since the move to the multi million pound training centre at Seagrave this option is no longer available.

This is without doubt the reason for the current drop in form.

....funny thing, I think there are certain rituals that would have happen every week and the change in routine can affect the dynamics of a group!!!

You end up having to create new ways of interacting away from the club which becomes a routine and gives a sense of a family unit. Players are superstitious and are affected by any changes that is  taken away, which they associate with certain moments prior to any previous success.

   The recent revelation that the players take off as soon as training is over does not seem to serve a feeling of any kind of togetherness. Some way down the line you can see that there will be some kind of new thing to do, in order to bring them back together.

   Arsenal suffered when they moved into their new stadium and found it hard to win there, Spurs went through the same thing, your surroundings do tend to affect you in ways you are not aware of and familiarity is the key.

[Vazman]

7 minutes ago, sacreblueits442 said:

....funny thing, I think there are certain rituals that would have happen every week and the change in routine can affect the dynamics of a group!!!

You end up having to create new ways of interacting away from the club which becomes a routine and gives a sense of a family unit. Players are superstitious and are affected by any changes that is  taken away, which they associate with certain moments prior to any previous success.

   The recent revelation that the players take off as soon as training is over does not seem to serve a feeling of any kind of togetherness. Some way down the line you can see that there will be some kind of new thing to do, in order to bring them back together.

   Arsenal suffered when they moved into their new stadium and found it hard to win there, Spurs went through the same thing, your surroundings do tend to affect you in ways you are not aware of and familiarity is the key.

I didnt know Mystic Meg was a Foxes fan...

[sacreblueits442]

Just now, Vazman said:

I didnt know Mystic Meg was a Foxes fan...

...and the winning lottery numbers are.....!!!