Leicester City conspiracy theories

[Frank Large's Black Book]

1 hour ago, boots60 said:

No.1 Leaving Belvoir drive

 

It is well known that after training at Belvoir drive the players used to pop into the Choice Cafe on Aylestone road for a full English & to discuss tactics using salt & pepper pots & sauce bottles as players.

 

39 minutes ago, TonyN11 said:

This could be the answer to our defensive frailties 

 

I know we're short of CM's but this could be a disaster.....

 

[Vazman]

Sir Jamie Vardy is the real (Curious Case of Benjamin Button), was born old and gets Younger every year.

[justfoxes]

Doris the tea lady is a sextuplet agent and being well paid by the old top 6 EPL sides to knobble our season & keep us away from the top 4 spot by spiking the players pre match brews  With some new drug that makes our lads play SH1T, by all account madders has 3 mugs before the game which has made him so awful of late !! 

Edited 15 October 2021 by justfoxes

[eblair]

NP was on the phone to Ranieri throughout 2016 and did the tactics (Ranieri was just a media front as the great man could not conform to British media standards)

 

Winning went to Claudio's head and he ran the show by himself the following season

[fazzyfox]

Seagrave? I know it's a place but "sea-grave" as in The Titanic, it's asking for disaster.

[LinekersLugs]

Preki is really the manager 

[theadmans]

 

Demarai Grey has miniature voodoo dolls of the entire City squad...

 

...each week when the team is announced he sticks pins in the dolls (of the players named in the team).

 

[Lambert09]

2 hours ago, Mark_w said:

That's certainly what they want you to think.

Insert generic African birth certificate joke here 

Edited 15 October 2021 by Lambert09

[fazzyfox]

Junior Lewis must have had some photo's of Peter Taylor up to no good, that would explain his contracts at Taylors multiple clubs. There really is no other explanation. I mean no-one ever has sat there and thought "Who can I bring in to improve our midfield...oh I know that guy at Gillingham who runs around like an Osterich, that'll set us up nicely for European contention".

[ozleicester]

3 hours ago, RoboFox said:

Cheese's Dinosaur is not, and never has been missing.

 

It's now living a fairly low-key life employed as a cook in a cafe just off the Narborough Road completely unaware of the furore his "absence" caused. 

 

He faked its abduction as an elaborate ruse to garner both sympathy and rep points on here. 

me thinks robofox doth protest too much

[murphy]

The amount of  time elapsing between games is inversely proportional to the levels of sanity among FT members.

[420Hashish]

Perez caught Rodgers stealing stuff from players' lockers back whenever that issue happened a year ago or something. Since then, Perez has played in order to keep him quiet. 

[VLC86]

4 hours ago, Pliskin said:

Players having a bender on La Manga…. Oh, wait…..

I heard about the two woman but not sure I’ve heard this rumour?

[jonthefox]

The kop is actually the family stand. 

[ian__marshall]

2 hours ago, theadmans said:

 

Demarai Grey has miniature voodoo dolls of the entire City squad...

 

...each week when the team is announced he sticks pins in the dolls (of the players named in the team).

 

Well we can dismiss that theory pretty quickly as we know there's very little chance of him hitting the target 

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

The concourse food and service is actually top notch 

[danhaw]

I was once told that Nigel Pearsons trainers where that white, they are now in fact used as floodlights at the KP. Make of that what you will

[Vestan Pance]

We all believe John Elsom went on a fact finding tour of the best stadia in Europe before making a decision on the design of The Walkers Stadium, the truth is his passport had been confiscated after headbutting an Atletico fan in Madrid, so he only got as far as Southampton.

[gerrytaggart]

17 minutes ago, danhaw said:

I was once told that Nigel Pearsons trainers where that white, they are now in fact used as floodlights at the KP. Make of that what you will

Pearsons trainers are glo white because his feet are jet black.

 

Balance.

[Foxxed]

There’s some crackers here. In both senses.

[Nalis]

It was peds all along

[Aus Fox]

5 hours ago, fazzyfox said:

Junior Lewis must have had some photo's of Peter Taylor up to no good, that would explain his contracts at Taylors multiple clubs. There really is no other explanation. I mean no-one ever has sat there and thought "Who can I bring in to improve our midfield...oh I know that guy at Gillingham who runs around like an Osterich, that'll set us up nicely for European contention".

I’m pretty sure Junior Lewis is married to Peter Taylor’s daughter, hence the moves and following old father in law around

[Fightforever]

Slightly unlrelated but since we are talking about conspiracy theories in the city of Leicester. 

 

Maryland chicken uses pigeon meat.

Edited 15 October 2021 by Fightforever

[MPH]

8 hours ago, Cardiff_Fox said:

Funny fact Logan got one of the biggest cuts on the Championship winning bonus pot. 

 

conceded the least amount of goals, I suppose…

[MPH]

8 hours ago, Frank Large's Black Book said:

 

 

I know we're short of CM's but this could be a disaster.....

 

 

they’d be great at closing down… they’d push it real good.