The joke thread

[Alf Bentley]

1 minute ago, Webbo said:

I had to think about it, then I wished I hadn't bothered.

 

Yep, @ozleicester is a plank who deserves all the stick he gets for that joke. I certainly don't bough down to him

You're out on a limb, Oz, and need to twig that you're a sap and branch out into humour, mate!

 

(Yes, I know, I need to stop with the bastard puns, too!)

[ozleicester]

Just now, Alf Bentley said:

 

Yep, @ozleicester is a plank who deserves all the stick he gets for that joke. I certainly don't bough down to him

You're out on a limb, Oz, and need to twig that you're a sap and branch out into humour, mate!

 

(Yes, I know, I need to stop with the bastard puns, too!)

Leaf me alone

[Webbo]

These puns are knot  on.

[ozleicester]

7 minutes ago, Webbo said:

These puns are knot  on.

bit of a saw point are they?

[Izzy]

Shocking puns. I'm logging out...

[Beliall]

You lot all need pruning from the forum

[Carl the Llama]

 

[Izzy]

49 minutes ago, Beliall said:

You lot all need pruning from the forum

I wondered when you wood chip in 

[davieG]

You're all barking mad.

[AKCJ]

Lets not forget that Oz is the root of all this nonsense.

[Buce]

 

That's it.

 

One more bad pun and I'm calling the copse.

[kingcarr21]

Tree

[ealingfox]

I'm glad the Birch doesn't read this thread willow quality humour like this.

[Jattdogg]

Not a very poplar joke oz.

[Captain...]

Yew people think acorny pun qualifies as a joak? 

[Jattdogg]

15 minutes ago, Captain... said:

Yew people think acorny pun qualifies as a joak? 

Birch please.

[AlloverthefloorYesNdidi]

Planks

[Aus Fox]

Time to axe this thread.

[Tuna]

Yew lot.

[davieG]

It saps your reason for living.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

9 hours ago, davieG said:

It saps your reason for living.

We have to get to the root of this

[Wymsey]

On 15/06/2018 at 10:13, Buce said:

 

That's it.

 

One more bad pun and I'm calling the copse.

Oak-kay.

[Trav Le Bleu]

It's plane to see no one has twigged yet, which is just ash well, haz'el just keep sprouting more blooming jokes fir as long as possible. He needs to spruce his ideas up and larch on to it, or he will be rowan the day he posted in this thread so much, that he will be sick or more. Ok bud? 

[bovril]

It may be an un-poplar opinion, but I think OzLeicester's joke was excellent. 

Edited 16 June 2018 by bovril

[Tuna]

We seem to be suffering from some sort of mass wisteria.