The joke thread

[Beliall]

[The Fox Covert]

On 31/03/2020 at 21:32, Wolfox said:

I am on day 9 of quarantine and was wondering if anyone had any porn sites they'd like to recommend other than: 

Xvideos

PornHub

Xtube

Ass parade

Brazzers

xHamster

XNXX

YouPorn

YouJizz

TastyBlacks

HClips

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Tube8

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Orgasm

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MadThumbs

Fux Eroxia

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H2porn

ApeTube

MetaPorn

YourLustMovies

ElephantTube Long

PornerBros

Tubegalore

3movs Ass-Time

HQButt

BangBus

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Ghetto tube

RedTube

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GhettoGaggers

GloryHole

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HClips

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3movs Ass-Time

HQButt

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GhettoGaggers

GloryHole

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Ass parade

Brazzers

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TastyBlacks

HClips

TnaFlix

Tube8

Spankbang

DrTuber

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KeezMovies

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TheNewPorn

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TopFreePornVideos

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MyXVids

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DansMovies

Wetplace

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Wankflix

88****

Fapdu

Rude

FreudBox

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PornHeed

HdPorn

Orgasm

PornRabbit

MadThumbs

Fux Eroxia

DeviantClip

Xxvids

H2porn

ApeTube

MetaPorn

YourLustMovies

ElephantTube Long

PornerBros

Tubegalore

3movs Ass-Time

HQButt

BangBus

BangBros

Ghetto tube

RedTube

BrickHouseButts

GhettoGaggers

GloryHole

These have gotten boring 😔 Any help is much appreciated. Thanks.

Is there a site which shows bestiality visited on the Chinese politburo for causing this crisis?

[Wolfox]

17 minutes ago, The Fox Covert said:

Is there a site which shows bestiality visited on the Chinese politburo for causing this crisis?

About halfway down that list - freaky by the way - but whatever floats your boat in these troubled times 

[Bob Weasel Fox]

A thief stole my diary last night and suddenly died when he got home 

My thoughts are with his family

[Beliall]

[Mike Oxlong]

I made a New Years resolution that if I felt that anyone was threatening me I would immediately punch them in the face

 

Unfortunately I was a little slow in realising that when my Nan said “shall we take this outside” she was referring to my bike

[Filbert_Ross]

BREAKING NEWS: 
Two people found sunbathing in Scotland today have tested positive for hypothermia.

[Bob666]

[Tinman]

[Bob666]

[Countryfox]

A bat flew into a bar ....

 

everyone ran off 

[Facecloth]

12 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

A bat flew into a bar ....

 

everyone ran off 

[Tinman]

[FerrisBueller]

I put so much petrol in my car today that I couldn't get in it.

[Parafox]

5 hours ago, FerrisBueller said:

I put so much petrol in my car today that I couldn't get in it.

[Tinman]

I once heard a half-decent joke about Elton John.

It’s a little bit funny.

[MPH]

Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. But it doesn’t, it just poops on the floor.

[Webbo]

A  mate just told me he had been a mime artist for years. I said: "Blimey! You kept that quiet."

[PaddyS]

I found a lunch-box today, and inside there was a sandwich with a battery and some wires hanging out.

When I phoned the police the operator asked me if it was ticking?

 

I said no, it's cheese and tomato.

[PaddyS]

Liam Gallagher walked into a cafe and ordered a bowl of soup.

 

The woman said "do you want a roll with it?"

[Izzy]

1 hour ago, PaddyS said:

Liam Gallagher walked into a cafe and ordered a bowl of soup.

 

The woman said "do you want a roll with it?"

That's almost as bad as Bob Marley walking into a cafe and asking for a donut.

 

The woman says "we jammin?"

[Alf Bentley]

5 minutes ago, Izzy said:

That's almost as bad as Bob Marley walking into a cafe and asking for a donut.

 

The woman says "we jammin?"

 

Or Elton John walking in and asking what salad they've got.

 

"Rocket, man", she tells hims.

[Strokes]

2 hours ago, PaddyS said:

Liam Gallagher walked into a cafe and ordered a bowl of soup.

 

The woman said "do you want a roll with it?"

What have you started 

[foxile5]

2 hours ago, PaddyS said:

Liam Gallagher walked into a cafe and ordered a bowl of soup.

 

The woman said "do you want a roll with it?"

He was eating too quickly and scalding his mouth ; he had to be told 'you gotta take your time'. 

[Alf Bentley]

51 minutes ago, Strokes said:

What have you started 

 

Mick and Keef will be disappointed when they make their weekly visit later and find curry's off the menu.

It'll be goodbye Ruby Tuesday.

 

As for Paul McCartney, he over-reacted on being served a pile of lumpy mash. He chucked a toilet through the window, closely followed by the mash.

So, there was a loo seat in the sky with dire mounds.