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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Parafox

Parafox

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2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Mrs Buce has been getting a bit down about missing out on holidays, so I bought a world map and then gave her a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands – that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”

 

Turns out we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

That joke's so old it's got a hairy wart on it's chin.

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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7 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Mrs Buce has been getting a bit down about missing out on holidays, so I bought a world map and then gave her a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands – that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”

 

Turns out we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Good job it didn't hit her backside.

 

:ph34r:

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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A photographer was killed today when a huge pile of cheddar fell on him.

 

To be fair, the people being photographed did try to warn him.

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Jimothy

Jimothy

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13 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

A photographer was killed today when a huge pile of cheddar fell on him.

 

To be fair, the people being photographed did try to warn him.

Took me too long to get that lol

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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8 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Took me too long to get that lol

Me too when I first saw it. Love jokes like that though. Obvious ain't funny.

ozleicester

ozleicester

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On 28/11/2021 at 19:29, Trav Le Bleu said:

A photographer was killed today when a huge pile of cheddar fell on him.

 

To be fair, the people being photographed did try to warn him.

nope.. still not got it :)

Aus Fox

Aus Fox

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8 hours ago, pazzerfox said:

My girlfriend just left me becuase of my obsession for cricket.

 

 

 

It's really hit me for 6.

You’re going to have to bowl another maiden over now!

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MPH

MPH

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15 hours ago, pazzerfox said:

My girlfriend just left me becuase of my obsession for cricket.

 

 

 

It's really hit me for 6.

I think it was because of your stump.

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Izzy

Izzy

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43 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Following Arsenal fans walking out in the 27th minute of the game in protest that they haven't won anything in that many years, Spurs fans were going to do the same, but then realised there aren't enough minutes in the game.

It was Everton fans :ph34r:

ozleicester

ozleicester

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31 minutes ago, Izzy said:

It was Everton fans :ph34r:

and spurs have won the FA cup, league cup, charity shield all within the last 90 years (several times)

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davieG

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1 hour ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Following Arsenal fans walking out in the 27th minute of the game in protest that they haven't won anything in that many years, Spurs fans were going to do the same, but then realised there aren't enough minutes in the game.

 

1 hour ago, Izzy said:

It was Everton fans :ph34r:

 

41 minutes ago, ozleicester said:

and spurs have won the FA cup, league cup, charity shield all within the last 90 years (several times)

So are we saying this jokes a joke?

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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5 hours ago, Izzy said:

It was Everton fans :ph34r:

 

4 hours ago, ozleicester said:

and spurs have won the FA cup, league cup, charity shield all within the last 90 years (several times)

 

3 hours ago, davieG said:

 

 

So are we saying this jokes a joke?

 

5 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Nothing to see here

 

:whistle:

 

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