johnny the fox Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 spends his days making up conspiracy theories in his parents' basement and crying into a jizz stained handkerchief over his inadequately sized manhood, (Being put under house arrest for hanging around playgrounds with bags of sweets) hey..leave me out of this..
Captain... Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11447225/Revealed-the-Premier-Leagues-fittest-player.html we were top 10 in sprints, and I'm pretty sure bringing in Kante for Cambiasso will have caused a huge swing in Col's pants in our collective fitness and distance covered stats. Anyway we've given this nonsense enough publicity, back to the small matter of wishing our lives away between games. 4
biggs Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 Rest days are a must and 2 days off would be often recommended when working to peak on certain days. In track we were on a schedule for just this reason during race season. Stupid conspiracy theories.....next it'll be Bournemouth, West Ham or any other team that's not Chelsea, United, M City, Arsenal or Liverpool. Move on but I must admit i do love these little boys crying to mummy that it's just not fair and not fun any more.
foxfanazer Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 Fox_in_spain, on 08 Mar 2016 - 08:53 AM, said: Maybe, just maybe, there is a correlation between not training as much as other teams and being fitter and faster, maybe over working the body causes stresses and strains that result in injuries which inhibit performance. Just maybe focussing all energy on being 100% fit for a match day means players perform better. Or it could be that we are actually vampires and sucking the life force from former players that are locked in the KP basement. I'm surprised they've not mentioned that all we do is go out drinking and eat pizza, and yet are still the fastest and fittest team in the league. I've heard from a reliable source that our players have been eating performance enhancing pizzas
Bunyip Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 It's because they have been trained like Pavlov's dogs . notice Ranier's hands are kept mostly in his pockets on the side lines ? he's got bells in both pockets and does the old " Dilly Ding --Dilly Dong " audible sign language to the players . I'm amazed no one has sussed this yet.
biggs Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 .......or maybe Vardy's arm cast pumps adrenaline through his veins once he triggers the start mechanism.....what else could it be
UPinCarolina Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 (edited) Mahrez has time-released Adderall entering directly in the bloodsteam via patches on his hands...no wonder the man wears gloves regardless of temperature! Shinji is just so happy all of the time because he's constantly high. This also explains why he falls over so much. Waz is using HGH; thus why he looks like a Humvee. Edited 8 March 2016 by UPinCarolina
RobHawk Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 I heard we are top of the league because we have won more games than anyone else! Cheating bastards!
MC Prussian Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 I heard we are top of the league because we have won more games than anyone else!Got a sauce 2 back dat up, m8?
Carl the Llama Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 I heard we are top of the league because we have won more games than anyone else! Cheating bastards! Craziest theory yet.
johnny the fox Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 http://www.forestforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=44157&page=17 Te He....just love bitter forest fans..
HankMarvin Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 It's because they have been trained like Pavlov's dogs . notice Ranier's hands are kept mostly in his pockets on the side lines ? he's got bells in both pockets and does the old " Dilly Ding --Dilly Dong " audible sign language to the players . I'm amazed no one has sussed this yet. This is 100% true, when the bell rings have you see Mahrez dribble!!! 1
Steven Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11447225/Revealed-the-Premier-Leagues-fittest-player.html we were top 10 in sprints, and I'm pretty sure bringing in Kante for Cambiasso will have caused a huge swing in Col's pants in our collective fitness and distance covered stats. Anyway we've given this nonsense enough publicity, back to the small matter of wishing our lives away between games. More like a small rustle.
MANFACE Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 (edited) http://www.forestforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=44157&page=17 Te He....just love bitter forest fans.. I'm Bin Dipper. http://www.forestforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=44157&page=19&p=2414420&posted=1#post2414420 Edited 8 March 2016 by MANFACE
Vacamion Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 Shinji is just so happy all of the time because he's constantly high. This also explains why he falls over so much. This one was actually plausible.
Foxxed Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 Finally, some damn recognition for Marc Albrighton. http://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/mar/08/david-squires-on-charlie-stillitano-and-the-premier-leagues-self-appointed-elite The "...is their cartoonish..." line made me .
Richmondfox Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 Got a sauce 2 back dat up, m8? No as all you need to do is underline a statement and link your own previous opinions to back up what you have said.
SMX11 Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 I love how people think it is luck not to get injuries. It is called investment in sport science and buying players without historical injury problems unlike say...... forest.
Dan Posted 8 March 2016 Posted 8 March 2016 It's just a perfect example of the excuse making culture so many have embraced. Embarrassing, loser-mentality.
Jimmy Posted 9 March 2016 Posted 9 March 2016 I'm Bin Dipper. http://www.forestforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=44157&page=19&p=2414420&posted=1#post2414420Then you should point out his first point was he doesn't dislike is, his SECOND point was our fans were dicks 2
Footballwipe Posted 9 March 2016 Posted 9 March 2016 It's sweet that Forest fans think their title achievement in the 1970's is in any way comparable to (potentially) winning the Premier League in 2016. Completely different. I guess there's a need for them to try and stay relevant though.
sylofox Posted 9 March 2016 Posted 9 March 2016 I love how people think it is luck not to get injuries. It is called investment in sport science and buying players without historical injury problems unlike say...... forest. You can invest all the money you want you will always need some luck in a contact sport. One badly timed tackle can put a player out for a season. The money we have spent can only minimise injuries and recovery time it can't eradicate injuries.
Finnaldo Posted 9 March 2016 Posted 9 March 2016 (edited) Imagine thinking a time where players played in workboots and were free to drink & smoke is comparable to a time when some of the world's elite footballers on superhuman diet and training regimes are taken on by a team collected for £20-30 million, about ten times less than the elite teams, who are generally outcasts or lower league recruits. As for their six game 'European Cup'... Yeah, so much like the Champion's League eh... Edited 9 March 2016 by Finnaldo
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 9 March 2016 Posted 9 March 2016 Ha, that Forest forum makes for a hilarious read, 99% bitter and jealous posts, living off past glories, they're a bang average Champo side now and looks like they will be for many years to come.
Babylon Posted 9 March 2016 Posted 9 March 2016 Imagine thinking a time where players played in workboots and were free to drink & smoke is comparable to a time when some of the world's elite footballers on superhuman diet and training regimes are taken on by a team collected for £20-30 million, about ten times less than the elite teams, who are generally outcasts or lower league recruits. As for their six game 'European Cup'... Yeah, so much like the Champion's League eh... They always go on about spending no money as well, well the UK transfer record was £500k.... and when they got promoted they spent 250k alone on Shilton, plus money on a few others. Then they broke the transfer record on Francis the year after. So... it's a bit like us spending £80m after getting promoted and then another £80m the season after, in terms of cash that's in the game.
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