filbertstreet Posted 27 September 2015 Posted 27 September 2015 Got signed for Leicester because they thought I was a football prodigy and touted me to hit the big time. Didn't go to plan as it turned out I wasn't very capable of kicking a football and now my life in is disarray as I got deported and sit on the bench for Sporting Cristal in the Peruvian league. Pierre Lavarri or what's his name
Aus Fox Posted 27 September 2015 Posted 27 September 2015 Reserve goalkeeper for the federated states of Micronesia.
Tuna Posted 27 September 2015 Posted 27 September 2015 Goal Hanger in playground kickabouts. Retired at 16 when I left school.
HesNotGudjonsonn2 Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Just scored my 50th goal for the national team and though I come from Merseyside, I secretly have always loved LCFC.
Mike Oxlong Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Never played football. Fvckin hate it. My carers force me to go to matches so they can get free admission.
Sir Shep Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 I save the Galaxy in about 200 years time.
LanguedocFox Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played for Shelthorpe Albion's sixth team in Division 5 of the Loughborough and District League in 1963. Scored an own goal, sprained my ankle and never played again. Makes me perfectly qualified to post on Foxes Talk
whoareyaaa Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Scored a overhead kick in game once, Scored a few hatricks, won a treble and got scoted for the sheep shaggers but spend most of my football carrer on the bench.
Steven Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 I was "Gerd Muller" at Junior School. When I went to Secondary School it was a Rugby school so that ended my Association Football career. My penis is bigger than average.
Jon the Hat Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played for a mates team once when they were desperate, was ****ing terrible, never again. Was also rubbish when I played for my cub troop. I think we once lost about 10 nil.
johnny the fox Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Let the dick measuring competition begin! that comment has nothing to do with me..
mozartfox Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played Subbuteo in my early teens plus some blow football at the age of 5. Also collected Panini stickers for a while, but got pissed off and gave up as I could never get hold the Junior Lewis card.
AmyLGK Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 I attempted a kick about with my husband, father-in-law, and nephew a few years ago - lasted about 10 mins, I was flipping knackered!!!
Rocket-Ron Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Between 6 & 7 pints of lager Friday night, 2 before the game, non at half time 'cause I'm queuing for the toilet, 2 pints after. more than qualified thank you.
MrSpaM Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played CB for my school when I was about 15, came on as sub once when we were playing Groby. I was told to man mark Louis Dodds, needless to say it didn't go down very well, he was about 10 times better than anybody else on the pitch this was just before he was signed by Leicester I think
Countryfox Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Lots of local stuff on Saturdays and Sundays .... won a cup once !! Most memorable game was against a team called Tom Towers or something like that ... a police car went by with sirens blazing and half their team ran off..
General Smuts Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played CB for my school when I was about 15, came on as sub once when we were playing Groby. I was told to man mark Louis Dodds, needless to say it didn't go down very well, he was about 10 times better than anybody else on the pitch this was just before he was signed by Leicester I think Possibility I was playing in that game. I had a foolproof plan whenever I got the ball - look up and then kick it near Louis. Never failed.
Fox42 Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played between the sticks in my school years (I was the chunky one so my position was guaranteed). Had the pleasure(?) to play against a school with 3 Sheffield Wednesday academy products in their side, even though they thwarted us but never mind that.
Vlad the Fox Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played three games upfront for the school scoring three goals. When the big clubs didn't come calling I became dissalusioned with the game and sacked it all off for drunken Saturday nights and hungover Sunday league football. Now just play six aside.
Guest Col city fan Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 I played for the school (Hamilton) and we won everything we entered. We had 8 of the first 11 playing for Leicester Boys (early to mid 80's) I had a trial for Leicester Boys but never made it. Then played for the Uni (Durham) and for a few Sunday League sides since. Best team being Thurnby Rangers, many years ago. I also have a family member playing pro football at present.
Vlad the Fox Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 Played for LCFC 1992-94. Also played for Wigan, Ipswich, Port Vale, Wrexham and Rushden & Diamonds. And got left for dead by that bastard sergeant Barnes
MrsJohnMurphy Posted 28 September 2015 Posted 28 September 2015 I'm Leon Crncic, I've never played the game though
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