Newcastle Home Match Thread

[Philkeavo]

I feel numb, bitten my nails to the quick.

Edited 7 May 2021 by Philkeavo

[tetly]

Not sure I have seen is play so bad. Wtf has happened. Fvck 

[jmono84]

No width, game plan is non existent 

[Will1981]

We have Dumb and Dumber playing CB without Evans

[Tom12345]

Very poor first half.

 

Fofana and Soyuncu are very shaky without Evans.

 

Maddison generally too slow. Needs Perez to come on.  

[dayday]

I’d love to know what Brendans writing down on that paper

[The Guvnor]

Well what a fcuking shambles.

 

 

 

 

 

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

Just now, Sly said:

West Ham, Prague, Everton, Fulham …..

 

We’re just hit and miss. This performance is as bad as all of those. 
 

We could come put the 2nd half and blow Newcastle away. We’re more than capable of it. 
 

Bournmouth was a capitulation on another level, that can only be compared to Wycombe and Bolton. 

🤮 

[Spacey_Fox]

Gigantic shitemare

[Sly]

Still 45 minutes to go here. 
 

Believe ….. 

[Lambert09]

Honestly disgusted at this team right now. Maddison had all the time in the world to drive into the box but as usual is thinking about a highlight goal rather than scoring something simple. 

 

JM doesn’t work in this formation because all he wants to do is shoot or cross from deep. He doesn’t link the play in the same way as Perez 
 

it’s not over because it’s Newcastle but we need a drastic switch. 4 at the back... and under for me. We need a game changer and he’s the only one on the bench. I’d take a chance on him right now but let’s be real it won’t happen 

 

 

Edited 7 May 2021 by Lambert09

[bfox]

2 minutes ago, SecretPro said:

He's just shit mate.

He certainly has been for a while. Not buying this fitness bollocks. 

[Fox92]

Why did he pick Albrighton over Amartey and leave Castagne wing back?

Newcastle deserve to be winning.

We are missing Evans.

[pazzerfox]

I have had to turn it off, that was absolutely abysmal.  Our last few games are going through the same process and it's getting tedious.  Too laggy, too slow, no quality, no intensity.  The same as the end to last season.  Have we ran out of energy?

[Pliskin]

Yes again, we’ve succumbed to the “experts” perhaps we really are just plain old dog shit. Anyone want my FA cup ticket? I’m not going to watch Chelsea shag us silly.

[sishades]

That was an 11 out of 10 on the spinal tap amplifier of shit.  Yet again we concede from a set piece, the worst performance of the season. Chelsea are going to walk the cup final and we will be lucky to get into the Euro conference. The stench of that performance was.........feckl it, im so angry i cannot be bothered to come up with anything witty, Feck.

[WoodyFox]

We seem to have sacrificed any wing play and link up between midfield/attack to accommodate 5 at the back. Shambles

[Tom12345]

The Great Fall?

[SecretPro]

2 minutes ago, Pliskin said:

Dog. Absolute dog. The lot of them bar Vardy are willy pullers. **** off all of you shameful twats. Two seasons in a row you binned it. Disgusting. 

Don't know why you are letting Vardy off. He's been wank. Again. 

[foxfan92]

Only thing more embarrassing than the performance is some of the comments on here.

 

We've played very poorly, but we've had chances. We get the next goal early in the second half and we're right back in it.

 

We do need to sort out some of the very basic errors before we start the second half though.

[Blue-fox]

1 minute ago, Jakemoore said:

I mean yeah, if you want us to lose 4-0. 

What’s the point in playing Ndidi when we’re 2 nil down and need to attack. And you can’t tell me that Maddison has been better than Perez on current form

[An Away Move]

1 minute ago, 21st Century Fox said:

Other than the financial stability it could bring, I don't want to see us in the Champions League. It'll be humiliating if we turn up and play like this shit.

Don’t be ridiculous. We NEED to do it this season. The next five years or more depend on it. If we fail this year we won’t attract the next level players and we fall away. That is what is riding on this second half. 

[foxes_rule1978]

Just now, Ian Nacho said:

What I don’t understand is why we have to wait till half time to make a change? It was pretty clear it wasn’t working after 20 minutes so why didn’t we make a change then?

I would never have gone 3 at the back from the off, once evans was out 

[winteriscoming]

Shocking. 
As well as we can play when we’re up against it we crumble. 
Wilson is having a field day. 
Be amazed if we get anything out this. 
Please don’t bring Perez on. Exactly the same as Maddison. Get Under on. 

[shen]

1 minute ago, filbertway said:

Schmeichels world class saves are pointless if he isnt claiming crosses 4 yards from his goal.

They're pointless if we have last man defenders losing the ball doing Cruyff turns, missing point blank headers and playing as if they're unsuccessfully dodging laser pointers aimed at their eyes.