Jordan Ayew - THREAD. LOCKED.

[VLC86]

I know everyone of them was, but Ayew looked pathetic today. Not slightly interested, their second showed his complete lack of desire.

[Mark]

Just can't wait till he's gone, these 2 years have been torture

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Absolute shite, shows some good control once every other game that basically involves dribbling in a circle like a dog in a park but that's about it

[Noahfence]

I can’t put into words how much I hate that he’s a Leicester player 

[MPH]

3 minutes ago, Noahfence said:

I can’t put into words how much I hate that he’s a Leicester player 

 

I don’t hate him, I just hate what we’ve become..

[Guest]

We've certainly had worse and more outwardly unpleasant players but he might be the one I've enjoyed watching the least

[Sunbury Fox]

How did we go from Vardy to him as our no 9? Dear God. 

[Tuna]

Was always a silly signing. Could have got far better prospects with the money we blew on him. Everyone who warned against it in 2024 were right.

[FoxTimmy2]

AyewGOAT

[Philkeavo]

His collapse when barely touched in the second half received equal disdain from home and away fans. His lack of ever giving a shit makes him very hard to like even when he scores the occasional goal.

Edited 20 December 2025 by Philkeavo

[cropstonfox]

Just a nice payday for him.Going through

the motions. 

[Tommy Fresh]

Don't think I've ever seen the bloke look happy

[Corky]

2 hours ago, Guest said:

We've certainly had worse and more outwardly unpleasant players but he might be the one I've enjoyed watching the least

Imagine what it is like to play alongside him. You want to try to pass and move only for this bloke to receive the ball and go on an ambling run, slowing everything down before he either loses it or occasionally wins a free-kick miles away from a threatening position.

[Stadt]

Not even watched the game today and I’ve refrained from commenting on the result generally but I can just picture so vividly Ayew playing like a twat.

 

He scores in menstrual cycles as a winger and we play him up front! Hated the signing at the time and he’s surpassed my basement expectations.

[SecretPro]

17 year professional career as a striker.

 

100 goals in all competitions. 

 

Dreadful player. 

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, Corky said:

Imagine what it is like to play alongside him. You want to try to pass and move only for this bloke to receive the ball and go on an ambling run, slowing everything down before he either loses it or occasionally wins a free-kick miles away from a threatening position.

Like the kid on the school playground who would always hog the ball, except usually they'd be doing that because they were better than everyone else, which this lumbering old oaf categorically isn't

[J.Lisemore]

3 hours ago, Sunbury Fox said:

How did we go from Vardy to him as our no 9? Dear God. 

It’s more the sheer audacity that he even took the no.9 shirt  I know we’re not blessed with strikers but just leave it free until we actually sign one. 

[Soar Fox]

Not only was he a poor signing, we also paid millions of pounds for him. 
 

Hated the signing at the time and I think he’s actually been worse than I thought he would be. Cult hero at Crystal Palace when they were shít 

[Mike Oxlong]

A player who gets you off your seat every game ..... to fvck off home well before the end of the 90

[Danizen]

I wish someone would change this thread title. It gives me a heart attack every time. 

[Finnegan]

49 minutes ago, Danizen said:

I wish someone would change this thread title. It gives me a heart attack every time. 

 

I got you, man. Merry Christmas x

[murphy]

On 20/12/2025 at 19:36, Sunbury Fox said:

How did we go from Vardy to him as our no 9? Dear God. 

From Goat to donkey. 

[HankMarvin]

On 20/12/2025 at 22:39, SecretPro said:

17 year professional career as a striker.

 

100 goals in all competitions. 

 

Dreadful player. 

He played more games as a winger than he has as a striker in the prem, and in his career 230 as winger and 238 as a striker 

[MPH]

1 hour ago, Danizen said:

I wish someone would change this thread title. It gives me a heart attack every time. 

 

 

thought he had cancer when I first saw it!

[gurru991]

His recruitment reflects on the club & what we've become. Signing players whose best before date has long expired tells the direction we are headed in. The club under Rudkin has zero imagination  & zero ambition ... Forget about firing Marti as long as Rudkin is calling the shots !!