Premier League Thread 2018/19 stuff it in here.

[Torten]

11 hours ago, The Doctor said:

I'm a doctor of chemistry (or I will be when I submit in a few years, right now I'm just a doctoral student), not of physiology or psychology so no.

Organic, inorganic or physical?

[sylofox]

13 hours ago, The Doctor said:

Why are you so obsessed with spurs? 

Spuds could make me happy tomorrow. All it would take is the administrator's to shut the doors for the last time. The I could party like it was 2016 all over again. 

[sylofox]

6 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Figured an orgasm was the next best thing to an LCFC win but hey to each their own.

It's been that long weller can't spell orgasm let alone have one. 

[Footballwipe]

10 hours ago, Super_horns said:

Great win - not a wonderful game or even performance but defended fairly well generally and took our chances . 

 

Guess its typical Spurs - beat Man U but then lose to a "lesser team" like us.

I said it when I saw the result, "fair fvcks" to Watford for this start, we'd all snap hands off to get 4 from 4. It might not continue but there's no reason to be anything other than deliriously optimistic at this phase. I'll get mad jealous if you're doing the same come March, but great to have a non top-six team sticking their oar in where it's not wanted.

 

9 hours ago, Wymeswold fox said:

The BBC are very much pro-Man Utd, aren't they?

Yet another article on them..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45391670

Click click click. I said in another thread about how disappointed that the broadcaster I defend so much has become so ridiculous with their online content. Anything for the clicks, anything to stoke a bit of debate. Forget nuanced, balanced stuff from the BBC online now. What gets the hits will be covered. Over, and over, and over.

[Ric Flair]

10 hours ago, Super_horns said:

Great win - not a wonderful game or even performance but defended fairly well generally and took our chances . 

 

Guess its typical Spurs - beat Man U but then lose to a "lesser team" like us.

When we won the league we had 8 points from the opening 4 games and pissed it by 10 points. You boys could have this sewn up by February.

[turtmcfly]

8 minutes ago, Gerbold said:

'They' won't pay you to like Spurs - I'd be first in the queue if they started doing that .

You don't know most of their fans - I have a very good friend who's a Spurs supporter and a great bloke. He's the only one I've ever known though - personally, that is.

Dele Alli - agreed - there's something missing 'up top' there.

As to falling back on their past - it depends on how far you consider is reasonable. Spurs had a fantastic double-winning side in '61 and have won eight FA Cups. Mind you they've only won the league once more than us!

God - wouldn't I like to see Watford "do a Leicester" this season.

You're a much better man than me then. I'd prefer it if 'doing a Leicester' was the preserve of one club, although I'm entirely comfortable with the club in question doing it repeatedly.

[Phube]

11 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

 

I too fvcking detest Spurs. The club, the manager, most of the players, the fans. Alli never gets sent off despite some of the disgusting antics he's displayed in previous seasons and a lot of their players seem to benefit a lot from iffy refereeing on a regular basis, Potch is so far up his own arse he can eat last night's dinner for breakfast. The fans are by-and-large the most deluded and ill-informed of any particular club from my own experience. They can play at Wembley whenever they feel like it, no questions asked, yeah mate just let yourself in I left the key under the doormat.

 

The owner is a tight-fisted piss infection. Vertonghen (the goose-faced tampon) was fvcking petty in his remarks when we won the league. Harry Kane claiming that goal, possibly the most embarrassing thing a human has ever done. They are supposedly one of the big boys, and get the media cum-blasting them every time they beat a shit club by 3 goals, but they haven't won ANYTHING in donkeys years.

 

 

You forgot the 1999 Worthington Cup Final. 

Espescially as our fans stayed longer than theirs, and they won the bloody thing!

[Simoken]

10 minutes ago, Phube said:

I too fvcking detest Spurs. The club, the manager, most of the players, the fans. Alli never gets sent off despite some of the disgusting antics he's displayed in previous seasons and a lot of their players seem to benefit a lot from iffy refereeing on a regular basis, Potch is so far up his own arse he can eat last night's dinner for breakfast. The fans are by-and-large the most deluded and ill-informed of any particular club from my own experience. They can play at Wembley whenever they feel like it, no questions asked, yeah mate just let yourself in I left the key under the doormat.

 

The owner is a tight-fisted piss infection. Vertonghen (the goose-faced tampon) was fvcking petty in his remarks when we won the league. Harry Kane claiming that goal, possibly the most embarrassing thing a human has ever done. They are supposedly one of the big boys, and get the media cum-blasting them every time they beat a shit club by 3 goals, but they haven't won ANYTHING in donkeys years.

You have some serious anger issues pal. did you create this petition? https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-tottenham-hotspur-f-c-should-get-points-deduction-for-stadium-delay

[Simoken]

11 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

too fvcking detest Spurs. The club, the manager, most of the players, the fans. Alli never gets sent off despite some of the disgusting antics he's displayed in previous seasons and a lot of their players seem to benefit a lot from iffy refereeing on a regular basis, Potch is so far up his own arse he can eat last night's dinner for breakfast. The fans are by-and-large the most deluded and ill-informed of any particular club from my own experience. They can play at Wembley whenever they feel like it, no questions asked, yeah mate just let yourself in I left the key under the doormat.

 

The owner is a tight-fisted piss infection. Vertonghen (the goose-faced tampon) was fvcking petty in his remarks when we won the league. Harry Kane claiming that goal, possibly the most embarrassing thing a human has ever done. They are supposedly one of the big boys, and get the media cum-blasting them every time they beat a shit club by 3 goals, but they haven't won ANYTHING in donkeys years.

above post. is for you.

[foxfanazer]

People calling others weird for hating Spurs. It’s weird that you care about people hating Spurs 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

29 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

People calling others weird for hating Spurs. It’s weird that you care about people hating Spurs 

To be fair I hate most of the clubs for one reason or another

 

Liverpool: massive yet irrelevant. Never going to win anything, loads of plastic fans living 30 years ago. Sad. Ridiculous accent. Nivea adverts.

Chelsea: not too bothered. They were utter dickheads 10 years ago but seem ok-ish now. Took Kante

Spurs: complete shitstains.

Bournemouth: got way too much credit for staying in the league on pennies, despite actually having spent fvcking billions.

Everton: so famous for fvck all. Irrelevant club, atmosphere-free stadium. Streets are paved with dogshit.

Arsenal: it's Arsenal.

Man Utd: completely plastic fanbase. Mourinho. Pogba. Overrated.

Wolves: best championship campaign ever (besides us, Newcastle and others). Gonna finish top 6 probably (going to stay up by the skin of their pereneums.

Palace: fans.

Cardiff: no major bad blood, just don't really like them.

Newcastle: "they love their football in the north-east." They love football EVERYWHERE dumbass. Mike Ashley. Horse-punch.

Burnley: Dyche, twat. Fans buy his no-money garbage. Shithole town, has no right to be proud of anything. Had a book about coming runners-up in the Championship. Finally being found out for being shite. Shit colours.

West Ham: taxpayer's stadium, owners are shit, fans are shit. Shit colours. Think they're much bigger than they are.

 

 

Watford, Man City, Southampton, Fulham, Brighton, Huddersfield are ok at this moment in time.

 

[Samilktray]

1 minute ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

To be fair I hate most of the clubs for one reason or another

 

Liverpool: massive yet irrelevant. Never going to win anything, loads of plastic fans living 30 years ago. Sad. Ridiculous accent. Nivea adverts.

Chelsea: not too bothered. They were utter dickheads 10 years ago but seem ok-ish now. Took Kante

Spurs: complete shitstains.

Bournemouth: got way too much credit for staying in the league on pennies, despite actually having spent fvcking billions.

Everton: so famous for fvck all. Irrelevant club, atmosphere-free stadium. Streets are paved with dogshit.

Arsenal: it's Arsenal.

Man Utd: completely plastic fanbase. Mourinho. Pogba. Overrated.

Wolves: best championship campaign ever (besides us, Newcastle and others). Gonna finish top 6 probably (going to stay up by the skin of their pereneums.

Palace: fans.

Cardiff: no major bad blood, just don't really like them.

Newcastle: "they love their football in the north-east." They love football EVERYWHERE dumbass. Mike Ashley. Horse-punch.

Burnley: Dyche, twat. Fans buy his no-money garbage. Shithole town, has no right to be proud of anything. Had a book about coming runners-up in the Championship. Finally being found out for being shite. Shit colours.

West Ham: taxpayer's stadium, owners are shit, fans are shit. Shit colours. Think they're much bigger than they are.

 

 

Watford, Man City, Southampton, Fulham, Brighton, Huddersfield are ok at this moment in time.

 

You need to let go of all this hateful energy, it's no good for you 

[The Murkle Man]

3 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

To be fair I hate most of the clubs for one reason or another

 

Liverpool: massive yet irrelevant. Never going to win anything, loads of plastic fans living 30 years ago. Sad. Ridiculous accent. Nivea adverts.

Chelsea: not too bothered. They were utter dickheads 10 years ago but seem ok-ish now. Took Kante

Spurs: complete shitstains.

Bournemouth: got way too much credit for staying in the league on pennies, despite actually having spent fvcking billions.

Everton: so famous for fvck all. Irrelevant club, atmosphere-free stadium. Streets are paved with dogshit.

Arsenal: it's Arsenal.

Man Utd: completely plastic fanbase. Mourinho. Pogba. Overrated.

Wolves: best championship campaign ever (besides us, Newcastle and others). Gonna finish top 6 probably (going to stay up by the skin of their pereneums.

Palace: fans.

Cardiff: no major bad blood, just don't really like them.

Newcastle: "they love their football in the north-east." They love football EVERYWHERE dumbass. Mike Ashley. Horse-punch.

Burnley: Dyche, twat. Fans buy his no-money garbage. Shithole town, has no right to be proud of anything. Had a book about coming runners-up in the Championship. Finally being found out for being shite. Shit colours.

West Ham: taxpayer's stadium, owners are shit, fans are shit. Shit colours. Think they're much bigger than they are.

 

 

Watford, Man City, Southampton, Fulham, Brighton, Huddersfield are ok at this moment in time.

 

Saints managed by Mark Hughes...

[fuchsntf]

14 hours ago, weller54 said:

Shame! 

A need a specialist qualified in SAMC...

Spud Anger Management Counselling. 

 

14 hours ago, weller54 said:

Shame! 

A need a specialist qualified in SAMC...

Spud Anger Management Counselling. 

That's easy,no payment needed.

Now then!!   when you get a bag of chips....take a bite and imagine each chip (salt n vinegar free). as a player and subs of that  irritating club,

Each bite will be like a new sporting redemption. For extra fun,look at each shape and choose carefully which one most,reminds you of

that individual Spurs..#@%&*=\  Use mayo as a dip,for management ,and ketchup to erase any player leaving a. bad taste....I

 

You will be soon cured

[BenTheFox]

16 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

To be fair I hate most of the clubs for one reason or another

 

Liverpool: massive yet irrelevant. Never going to win anything, loads of plastic fans living 30 years ago. Sad. Ridiculous accent. Nivea adverts.

Chelsea: not too bothered. They were utter dickheads 10 years ago but seem ok-ish now. Took Kante

Spurs: complete shitstains.

Bournemouth: got way too much credit for staying in the league on pennies, despite actually having spent fvcking billions.

Everton: so famous for fvck all. Irrelevant club, atmosphere-free stadium. Streets are paved with dogshit.

Arsenal: it's Arsenal.

Man Utd: completely plastic fanbase. Mourinho. Pogba. Overrated.

Wolves: best championship campaign ever (besides us, Newcastle and others). Gonna finish top 6 probably (going to stay up by the skin of their pereneums.

Palace: fans.

Cardiff: no major bad blood, just don't really like them.

Newcastle: "they love their football in the north-east." They love football EVERYWHERE dumbass. Mike Ashley. Horse-punch.

Burnley: Dyche, twat. Fans buy his no-money garbage. Shithole town, has no right to be proud of anything. Had a book about coming runners-up in the Championship. Finally being found out for being shite. Shit colours.

West Ham: taxpayer's stadium, owners are shit, fans are shit. Shit colours. Think they're much bigger than they are.

 

 

Watford, Man City, Southampton, Fulham, Brighton, Huddersfield are ok at this moment in time.

 

Generally don't have a problem with them, but I do find it odd that a portion of their fanbase still try and taunt us with the Deeney thing despite the fact that since then we've been promoted to the premier league, finished above them every year since, won the league and played in a champions league quarter final. 

[HighPeakFox]

There's enough to hate in the world without getting wound up by other football teams, imo.

[Wymsey]

Remembered 12 of them on top of head.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45388816

[Osavo]

1 hour ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Remembered 12 of them on top of head.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45388816

17. 

 

Missed McManaman, Solano and Anderton.

[murphy]

1 hour ago, HighPeakFox said:

There's enough to hate in the world without getting wound up by other football teams, imo.

 

True, but the tribal thing in football is basically just pantomime.  It makes things a bit more interesting, it's not real hatred.

 

[weller54]

1 hour ago, murphy said:

 

True, but the tribal thing in football is basically just pantomime.  It makes things a bit more interesting, it's not real hatred.

 

With Spuds IT IS!! 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, murphy said:

 

True, but the tribal thing in football is basically just pantomime.  It makes things a bit more interesting, it's not real hatred.

 

You would have thought those complaining would have realised this wouldn't you? 

 

After all if you're sitting in a hovel in the middle of nowhere, soon to die, we football fans would rather be sitting with a Forest fan talking football than with an opera buff with whom we had nothing in common.

 

We are all part of the football family within which the tribal sub-divisions enhance the overall enjoyment.

[Stadt]

I hate Leicester City 

[1972 Fox]

4 hours ago, HighPeakFox said:

There's enough to hate in the world without getting wound up by other football teams, imo.

I should only really need to care about Leicester and England, and in that order.

 

In the main that is the case but there are always some other teams that you tend to like/dislike more than others.

 

Tottenham are top of the dislike pile for me above all others by a country mile. Their fans, most of their players, the arrogance and entitlement, the way they have put themselves in the so called "Big 6" without winning anything, the biased media portrayal of them, etc. etc. I would never support them in any way unless a result of theirs meant LCFC would benefit somehow.

 

Hate though is usually too strong a word/feeling. But they come close.

[spacemunky]

21 minutes ago, Stadt said:

I hate Leicester City 

Always going on about that time they won the league!

[Wymsey]

Spurs have announced more upcoming games are to be played at Wembley.