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Corona Virus

By simFox, in General Chat

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No political discussion in this topic. That is complaining about a country, a politician, a party and/or its voters, etc

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Heathrow fox

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2 hours ago, simFox said:

Spot on

 

When we get to that point, I wonder how the NHS will prioritise. 

Would imagine otherwise normally healthy under 60ish year olds will be told to recover at home.Of course that brings it’s own problems.Ive dedicated one of the bedrooms as the sick bay.Also discused a contingency plan that will certainly fall apart after day one.Hopefully won’t need to use it.Good practice though.

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Sly

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2 hours ago, ozleicester said:

Have i posted this?...

 

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I wonder how this compares to pneumonia, influenza, SARS, MERS, CJD,  Zika, MRSA etc etc

 

 

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Alf Bentley

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19 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Oh wait...

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We've always known what a cesspit Derbyshire is. The Creepers warned us back in the 80s....

 

 

"In Derbyshire men sing strange songs of forgotten wars and evil smelling syrups
Weasels run wondrous free where men fear to tread and vicars wail like banshees from beneath holes in the fractured earth dug by the keepers of the mango trees that drip revenge and speak of glucose

Inside the mouths of suckling infants wild orgies in praise of dark lord satan chip the teeth and damage the gums of those too young to comprehend

In Derbyshire canoodling lovers gawp their jaws drop open and rattle as they carve their names on the legs of reptiles
In the highways and byways, the pubs and clubs marauding bands of mincing knaves sever the injured limbs of mice with Stanley knives and toothsome smiles, then smooth the pain with a tepid sponge

Men masturbate in saloon cars full of dogends their kipper ties dangle, they smell of yoghurt
Insects roam their bodies crawl in through cracks in the cranium and lay their eggs in the id
They smirk at the source of it all

Estate agents smite their own brow rend their own garments remove the plank from their own eyes, grab their own lapels and harangue themselves without mercy
With legs akimbo they moan 'there's two Neil Youngs, two of them, there's two now'

Oh Derbyshire my home, my wife, my lusty whore sheathing the M1 in thy grassy slopes do nothing until to thee I return and remain forever close to Nottingham"

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Manini

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Travel between other offices is now banned at work and we’ve cancelled our quarterly “town hall” meeting on Friday. 
 

Two people in hazmat suits went in to the apartments over the road from the office today, arriving in a special ambulance - those suits freak me out no end - it was a negative test thankfully according to the YEP but really freaky to see that happening in the flesh. 

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Jon the Hat

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24 minutes ago, Houdini Logic said:

I'm currently working in the Public Sector and they overreact to everything, so I'm really looking forward to the mandatory home working coming up :cool::beer:

Yeah I could do with some of that. I mean I’m home today and tomorrow, but a couple of weeks would be nice.

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st albans fox

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On 02/03/2020 at 15:24, yorkie1999 said:

I think it's a bit late for that seeing as 90% of what everyone buys from Ebay is from China

 

On 02/03/2020 at 14:17, Izzy said:

One of my clients orders specialised cable from china for their machinery.

 

At least they did, until they've been told not to until all this Corona stuff goes away :rolleyes:

what the hell ??. You can’t get a virus from a piece of cable that’s travelled thousands of miles ........

 

I imagine they were told to source elsewhere because their existing Chinese supplier was on enforced closure and possibly still is ...

 

incidentally, my April trip to China has been put back twice by BA and is now the 20th .... I’m thinking by then, China will be safer than here ! 

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VLC86

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58 minutes ago, Houdini Logic said:

I'm currently working in the Public Sector and they overreact to everything, so I'm really looking forward to the mandatory home working coming up :cool::beer:

My work is probably on the verge of this with the laptops we have available so it’s not just the public sector panicking.

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