The “ I’ve got something to say, but it doesn’t warrant its own thread “ thread.

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Strokes said:

Don’t ask @Izzy that question, he is a bit sensitive over it 

I average about 6-8 a day. Clear winner 

[Buce]

Just now, Izzy said:

I average about 6-8 a day. Clear winner 

 

Quality beats quantity every time in the world of shit, bro.

[StanSP]

40 minutes ago, jonthefox said:

This thread is not how i planned. 

You underestimate us. 

[Izzy]

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Quality beats quantity every time in the world of shit, bro.

Indeed. What I would give to drop a beautifully formed log again 

[Countryfox]

Certainly enough shit on here to warrant it’s own thread ..   I think a small succinct to the point name for the thread would be best ..   

[fuchsntf]

This us a shit thread...close..!!

[murphy]

On the subject of bowel movements, when it comes to wiping, are you a squatter or do you cock a cheek?

 

I think this deserves a poll.

[Strokes]

5 minutes ago, murphy said:

On the subject of bowel movements, when it comes to wiping, are you a squatter or do you cock a cheek?

 

I think this deserves a poll.

I think it’s polite to wipe before you let a cock near your cheeks tbqh.

[murphy]

1 minute ago, Strokes said:

I think it’s polite to wipe before you let a cock near your cheeks tbqh.

 

I'll take your word for that!

[Fightforever]

How often do you have to get constipation before its considered a problem?

[boots60]

3 hours ago, Benguin said:

Also on the ‘taking a satisfying crap’ theme, is there a better crap than a paid one whilst you’re at work? 

Good point. Especially If called in on a Sunday for double bubble after a nice phal in a saturday night, you can be in the loo for half an hour or so, thus receiving an hours wage for a dump.

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I lost half a stone on the throne last night, didn't even have to push, scandalous form.

[ThurmastonFox]

2 hours ago, murphy said:

On the subject of bowel movements, when it comes to wiping, are you a squatter or do you cock a cheek?

 

I think this deserves a poll.

I stand and wipe. This was a revelation to the missus as in the twenty years we’ve been together and she believes that the sit and lean method is the only valid one

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, ThurmastonFox said:

I stand and wipe. This was a revelation to the missus as in the twenty years we’ve been together and she believes that the sit and lean method is the only valid one

[VLC86]

I knew we were depraved cnuts but wow, take a bow FT.

[spacemunky]

It's better to burn out, than fade away 

[Buce]

6 minutes ago, spacemunky said:

It's better to burn out, than fade away 

 

I'm sorry, Munky, but what the fvck does that have to do with having a shit?

[ALC Fox]

I had my appendix out a few months ago. I didn't shit for days before things started working again down there.

[yorkie1999]

7 hours ago, jonthefox said:

Thought this might be helpful.

 

 

Anyway, is anyone taking their kids trick or treating tonight?. Not sure if I will given covid and all. 

Something like TRICK, then they open the door and sneeze on you.

[yorkie1999]

3 hours ago, Fightforever said:

How often do you have to get constipation before its considered a problem?

Once, if it’s long enough!

[yorkie1999]

I’ve got a question that doesn’t warrant its own thread. Watching the empty stadiums in the six nations, is sport considered professional if there are no crowds there? I ask this because, before the days of tv rights and consequently sports people being paid from other sources, they were paid by the gate sales which was what separated the professionals and semi-professionals from the amateurs. 

[Benguin]

5 hours ago, murphy said:

On the subject of bowel movements, when it comes to wiping, are you a squatter or do you cock a cheek?

 

I think this deserves a poll.

Cocking a cheek for releasing wind is one of life’s great pleasures!

[SystonFox]

7 hours ago, Benguin said:

I adore cracking my toes. When it happens randomly it’s nice but I prefer to save it up and click them manually one by one.

I adore cracking my neck. When I can feel it building and just shift my head one way or the other and it sort of sends a shiver through your whole body.

 

great feeling

[Aus Fox]

9 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

I actually don’t shit 

 

Save a bundle on bog roll 

Is this you confirming you’re full of shit

[Webbo]

Juventus are on Free sports at 2 O'clock if you want to watch a bit of free to air football.