ozleicester Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 3 hours ago, PhillippaT said: What about haikus? Are my bits of poetry Worth being let free? There once was a haiku from the T Nearly as good as poe-try The words were great and she wasnt too late But now its just limericks, sad-ly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 1 hour ago, KingsX said: - We used to be 98 pound weaklings. When we tried playing football on the beach, the bullies kicked us all over the place. But no more! - That’s right Susie! LESTERINE pumped us up. It’s nature’s purest Filbert oil. We just mix it with Red Bull, vodka, charlie and Muay Thai workouts. And look at us now! - I love the beach now Jonny! The hotties from Monaco are checking us out … the Mancs are sooo jealous! And those big bullies? The Geordies drop their stuff and run away. And those horrid Scots bhoys just stay home and pick on little kids. - Everyone is trying LESTERINE. That’s right, it’s now on sale at Old Trafford too! Get some today! This might be my new profile pic. Susan is a f'ing legend. What a boss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deep blue Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 2 hours ago, Vlad the Fox said: not having it, it depends how you say it and I’m allowing for poetic license No, you're allowing for illiteracy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 (edited) Vichai had a dream ... We all did. Still do. Unstoppable Edited 4 July 2019 by Master Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeg67 Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 Youri, wither thou? Get your ass back from the beach And sign your contract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingsX Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 4 hours ago, ARM1968 said: I’m not sure if this is genius or drivel. 3 hours ago, The whole world smiles said: Definitely the latter! 3 hours ago, foxfanazer said: Looks like the ramblings of a mad man Hey, if footy humor was easy, we’d see more of it. I do my best. FT has always been more given to humor than other forums. And much funnier IMO. Leicester folk, like Clevelanders, are naturals at gallows humor. That plus the anonymity, makes me happy to post off-the-wall insanity. (But then afraid to sign back on -- clearly with good reason ) In my lucid moments I do realize it’s not what most people want from the board. I’ll try to keep a lid on it. Back to transfer news, and other folks’ drivel ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad the Fox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 5 hours ago, deep blue said: No, you're allowing for illiteracy. True, but I’m still claiming sagged is one syllable however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtmcfly Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 (edited) . Edited 4 July 2019 by turtmcfly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st albans fox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 7 minutes ago, turtmcfly said: . this is actually The most informative post of the past day or so ............ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfanazer Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 4 hours ago, KingsX said: Hey, if footy humor was easy, we’d see more of it. I do my best. FT has always been more given to humor than other forums. And much funnier IMO. Leicester folk, like Clevelanders, are naturals at gallows humor. That plus the anonymity, makes me happy to post off-the-wall insanity. (But then afraid to sign back on -- clearly with good reason ) In my lucid moments I do realize it’s not what most people want from the board. I’ll try to keep a lid on it. Back to transfer news, and other folks’ drivel ... I didn't say I don't enjoy it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 53 minutes ago, st albans fox said: this is actually The most informative post of the past day or so ............ or at least the most accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merchant_Banker Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 I just read this and had a little chuckle. Title of the section is Tielemans rejects United https://www.lancs.live/sport/football/transfer-news/premier-league-gossip-manchester-united-16528181 Last sentence 'Well, why would you sign for United over Leicester?' The obvious answer is 'more money', but I appreciate the sentiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chocolate Teapot Posted 4 July 2019 Popular Post Share Posted 4 July 2019 Well i'm excited. Massive coup for the club this one. 18 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st albans fox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 2 minutes ago, Abrasive fox said: Well i'm excited. Massive coup for the club this one. Excellent news AF maybe we will wait to announce it on a day when everyone won’t be talking about Chelsea ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merchant_Banker Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 4 minutes ago, st albans fox said: Excellent news AF maybe we will wait to announce it on a day when everyone won’t be talking about Chelsea ...... Maybe waiting for a double announcement, Tielemans and Perez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudFox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 7 minutes ago, Abrasive fox said: Well i'm excited. Massive coup for the club this one. I take it that means this is sign, sealed, and set to be delivered tomorrow then? ? Very exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyshireFox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 48 minutes ago, Abrasive fox said: Well i'm excited. Massive coup for the club this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YesNdidi Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 sorry if this is a stupid question, but does he need to have another medical with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80footgiraffe Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 Just now, YesNdidi said: sorry if this is a stupid question, but does he need to have another medical with us? Yeah he will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc278 Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 Youri Geller Instead of bending spoons he can bend the ball through midfield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tielemans63 Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 Youri's middle name is Marion by the way. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahnsouff Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 2 minutes ago, Paddy. said: Youri's middle name is Marion by the way. Just saying. So is mine now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urban.spaceman Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 1 minute ago, Paddy. said: Youri's middle name is Marion by the way. Just saying. 500 rep points to whoever comes up with a YT song to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Fox Posted 4 July 2019 Share Posted 4 July 2019 Next signing please what a transfer window thus far, Top 6 finish is looking likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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