Premier League Thread 2019/20

[shailen]

13 minutes ago, Fox92 said:

Ashley Cole  Hi guys how are you * silence *

He started so strong though when he said hi guys how are you. Commentators probably thought he was going somewhere with it 😂😂

Edited 14 July 2020 by shailen

[That_Dude]

Chelsea win.

 

Norwich may have the heart but they're still woeful.

[st albans fox]

I could try the old reverse psychology from yesterday evening but the issue is that soton are decent and Norwich are terrible ....

[foxes_rule1978]

Cole is one of the worst pundits, bloody awful, doesn’t add anything worthwhile 

[Vacamion]

 

This cant possibly remain goalless for another 50 minutes.

 

[Mike Oxlong]

7 hours ago, Zear0 said:

 

 

Put out a video statement. Might suggest he uses his free time to weed and feed that lawn and get an actual border on. Right state. 

They say you learn something new everyday 

 

Well today I learnt that his replacement, Sam Matterface, has a bifurcated penis 

[oxtonfox]

4 minutes ago, Vacamion said:

 

This cant possibly remain goalless for another 50 minutes.

 

Has Chelsea 2-0 written all over this one despite valiant Norwich 

[Harry96]

Can’t see Norwich holding out here, posing absolutely no attacking threat. Need to get buendia and Pukki on to relieve some pressure. 

[SheppyFox]

Just now, Harry96 said:

Can’t see Norwich holding out here, posing absolutely no attacking threat. Need to get buendia and Pukki on to relieve some pressure. 

The longer they hold out the more likely they’ll be to score though, you can see it coming a 1-0 smash and grab by Norwich 🤣

 

Chelsea will switch off defensively because it’s too easy, I reckon 😂

[UniFox21]

That technically shouldn't have counted? Azpi sat on the floor holding his face, so the ref surely stop the game?

[Dahnsouff]

3 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

They say you learn something new everyday 

 

Well today I learnt that his replacement, Sam Matterface, has a bifurcated penis 

So many questions. 

 

None of which I want the answer too.  

[Beechey]

Damn

[Fightforever]

Goalassssooooo

[Vacamion]

 

Well.  

 

Unless two Chelsea lads get in a fight with each other and get sent off, it's good night, nurse.

 

 

 

 

[oxtonfox]

aaarrrvhh giroud ☹️

[Cadno'r Cymoedd]

It was coming. Timing was no surprise. 

[copunk]

More chance of me finding out Ainsley Harriott is my biological father then Norwich even coming close to a goal tonight

[jamfox]

It's relentless pressure from Chelsie ,  

If they get though the first half half it will hopefully give them confidence.

Can't possibly wear tin hats for 90mins...

[dmayne7]

Goal shouldn't have stood. Chelsea had a player down with a 'head' injury so why wasn't play stopped? 

[Pliskin]

They need this. Two difficult games are around the corner for them. And I don’t think they will win either. Chelsea that is.

[oxtonfox]

may as well do a Bournemouth nothing to lose here. Hope Chelsea do a Leicester but reality says no chance boys 

[That_Dude]

Time for Lampard to make his tactical sub.

Edited 14 July 2020 by That_Dude

[Cadno'r Cymoedd]

Think Frank will take off a striker here for a midfielder and try to hang on for 1-0. Then a penalty, keeper fumble, sending off and a final capitulation will see the Canaries home 4-1.

[CosbehFox]

Well that was like watching a two horse race and you own the horse with three legs, one eye and a 20 stone jockey on top. 
 

TV Off

[Stuntman_Mike]

7 hours ago, AKCJ said:

As he says, everyone has their opinion on him. My personal opinion is that he's a very good commentator.

 

His dismay lies with the fact that ITV have demoted his role with out any real reason.

 

It's not like Sam Matterface has been receiving rave reviews either.

 

I personally think it's a case of ageism. We'll see what ITV have to say.

 

I felt for him until I seen this video.

 

He needs to find the answers from ITV rather than put out a video whining about it like people care as much as he does.