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3 hours ago, Corky said:

Time to remove the Birch from matchday duties. Keep him around the club welcoming new people and doing his work at events, functions, funerals etc- really good there.

 

But we don't need him giving his crappy rousing speeches about how great we all are and how the boys love our support and shouting ARE YOU READY?! 

 

Needs to stay in the background from now on.

Yeah he is so embarrassing now. I notice he still uses a notepad, how can he not remember his incoherent speech? He has a week ffs! The club should not allow him access to a mic. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Manini said:

I actually really like sprouts 

I've always liked them. My family found it quite strange when I was a child that I liked them. Even got "bullied" at school for liking them, kids are ****ing weird. 

 

Other odd veg facts about me, I like sprouts raw. I like carrots raw but hate them cooked. I like mushrooms raw but cant even eat them cooked (except in chicken and mushroom pot noodle). I like swede raw (small cubes) and cooked in equal amounts. I hate potatoes (including chips, unless overcooked and crunchy). Maybe I am weird, as the kids used to say.

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Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, Manini said:

I actually really like sprouts 

They're a god tier vegetable and you can get them all year round.  People who don't like sprouts don't know how to cook them.

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Posted
14 hours ago, Kopic said:

I've always liked them. My family found it quite strange when I was a child that I liked them. Even got "bullied" at school for liking them, kids are ****ing weird. 

 

Other odd veg facts about me, I like sprouts raw. I like carrots raw but hate them cooked. I like mushrooms raw but cant even eat them cooked (except in chicken and mushroom pot noodle). I like swede raw (small cubes) and cooked in equal amounts. I hate potatoes (including chips, unless overcooked and crunchy). Maybe I am weird, as the kids used to say.

Yep. Definitely a weirdo. 

 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Kopic said:

I've always liked them. My family found it quite strange when I was a child that I liked them. Even got "bullied" at school for liking them, kids are ****ing weird. 

 

Other odd veg facts about me, I like sprouts raw. I like carrots raw but hate them cooked. I like mushrooms raw but cant even eat them cooked (except in chicken and mushroom pot noodle). I like swede raw (small cubes) and cooked in equal amounts. I hate potatoes (including chips, unless overcooked and crunchy). Maybe I am weird, as the kids used to say.

 

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Posted (edited)

Once again, this time of year only serves to remind me; I fucing hate Christmas.

 

All the normal routines of daily life are disrupted for a week. And for what? To celebrate a mythical "birth" by a "virgin" (impossible, by the way. Even religion accepts the act of conception) of a "saviour". A celebration that gets hijacked by commercialism on an ever increasing scale.

 

People you haven't seen or spoken to for 51 weeks inviting you for a "little party" with other people you haven't even met before. Neighbours you don't like asking if you're all set for Christmas. 

 

Queues in shops that never happen at any other time. Ridiculous amounts of traffic, mainly the elderly driving for the first time in months because their siege mentality means they have to get the "meat for Christmas day" a week before the event, then they remember they forgot to get sprouts and make a second or third trip to ****ing Morrison's.

 

Bah Humbug. **** Off.

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Well you are in the right place for this @Parafox

 

My unpopular opinion / theory - I love Christmas and winter would be rather dull without it. Dont believe in God but think Christmas as a concept was historically created to give the masses something to look forward to/a winter festival rather than sitting in darkness and cold for 6 months of the year just waiting for brighter, warmer seasons. It's pretty much always been there to pre Christianity but in different forms, eg, pagan and ancient roman holidays, its just all evolved to become 'Christmas' really.

Posted
20 hours ago, Parafox said:

Once again, this time of year only serves to remind me; I fucing hate Christmas.

 

All the normal routines of daily life are disrupted for a week. And for what? To celebrate a mythical "birth" by a "virgin" (impossible, by the way. Even religion accepts the act of conception) of a "saviour". A celebration that gets hijacked by commercialism on an ever increasing scale.

 

People you haven't seen or spoken to for 51 weeks inviting you for a "little party" with other people you haven't even met before. Neighbours you don't like asking if you're all set for Christmas. 

 

Queues in shops that never happen at any other time. Ridiculous amounts of traffic, mainly the elderly driving for the first time in months because their siege mentality means they have to get the "meat for Christmas day" a week before the event, then they remember they forgot to get sprouts and make a second or third trip to ****ing Morrison's.

 

Bah Humbug. **** Off.

Bloody hell, who shat in your cracker?

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Posted
On 21/12/2019 at 12:25, Parafox said:

Once again, this time of year only serves to remind me; I fucing hate Christmas.

 

All the normal routines of daily life are disrupted for a week. And for what? To celebrate a mythical "birth" by a "virgin" (impossible, by the way. Even religion accepts the act of conception) of a "saviour". A celebration that gets hijacked by commercialism on an ever increasing scale.

 

People you haven't seen or spoken to for 51 weeks inviting you for a "little party" with other people you haven't even met before. Neighbours you don't like asking if you're all set for Christmas. 

 

Queues in shops that never happen at any other time. Ridiculous amounts of traffic, mainly the elderly driving for the first time in months because their siege mentality means they have to get the "meat for Christmas day" a week before the event, then they remember they forgot to get sprouts and make a second or third trip to ****ing Morrison's.

 

Bah Humbug. **** Off.

But apart from that, what is it you don’t like about the baby Jesus birthday?

Posted (edited)

I love Christmas, sprouts are absolutely delicious.

 

But festive TV has reminded me that Gavin and Stacey is totally fvcking terrible unfunny bollocks. God awful.

 

Makes dogshit like Mrs Brown’s Boys look like Citizen Kane.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, RoboFox said:

festive TV has reminded me that Gavin and Stacey is totally fvcking terrible unfunny bollocks. God awful.

Makes dogshit like Mrs Brown’s Boys look like Citizen Kane.

I love G&S.

The subtle references were superb as always.

Each to their own as always pal !!

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Posted
4 hours ago, RoboFox said:

I love Christmas, sprouts are absolutely delicious.

 

But festive TV has reminded me that Gavin and Stacey is totally fvcking terrible unfunny bollocks. God awful.

 

Makes dogshit like Mrs Brown’s Boys look like Citizen Kane.

 

Yeah Gavin and Stacey is shit. James Cordon is so annoying 

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I don't mind James Corden. He's co-written one of the most popular sitcoms of the past 20 years, he presents on the most popular non terrestrial tv shows, has his own us chat show, along with starring in numerous well received comedies and dramas over the past 20 years. Very talented bloke. Problem is he just looks like a fat bloke you'd see in your local or in tesco, and people are jealous. They can't understand how this normal looking bloke has got so far. Answer, he's bloody good at what he does.

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Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, RoboFox said:

I love Christmas, sprouts are absolutely delicious.

 

But festive TV has reminded me that Gavin and Stacey is totally fvcking terrible unfunny bollocks. God awful.

 

Makes dogshit like Mrs Brown’s Boys look like Citizen Kane.

 

Started off with a bonkers post about sprouts being delicious, to fully recovering with that statement about Gavin and Stacey. 
 

It really isn’t funny at all and I don’t get the love for it.  Corden is an unfunny, arse-licking Cnut. 
 

I actually think Mrs Brown is actually more dogshit than Gavin and Stacey. 

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13 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

I love G&S.

The subtle references were superb as always.

Each to their own as always pal !!

Won't watch anything with that absolute tool Corden in. 

 

He ushered in this era of it being considered comedy to shout and laugh at your own jokes. 

 

 

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