Burnley match tread.

[Chester Dontlie]

I like the subs. COYL !!! We can win this

[Keiriel]

1 minute ago, KFS said:

Imagine being Sean Dyche’s Mrs having to kiss that stinky white residue round his gravel throat gob

Is this before or after he pulls out his worm?

[MC Prussian]

„We‘ll give it our best.“

 

Söyüncü platitudes before the match.

Ugh.

[KFS]

I want this side to start kicking people and hurting them. Wilf is such a big miss

[Les-TA-Jon]

1 minute ago, mowmacrefox said:

What every week

Yep every week. Apart from all those weeks when we’ve played well, and won. Apart from all those weeks when we’ve been 2nd/3rd. Apart from all those weeks when we won 8 in a row. 
 

Yes we are in bad form and yes we have lost our way - but have you forgotten this season so far? 

[Mark]

Just now, Brooksy said:

Perez has to find Vardy there

So lackadaisical

[adam]

Just now, Jattdogg said:

I charge by the wank, so seeing as its canine (possible bite attack) your looking at £500.

He's an old boy so might take a bit of work 

[lgfualol]

Concerned we are on our way to bottling top 4

[Buggsteam]

We’ve been a poor side since loosing Ndidi.

 

Just no desire or hunger today to drive the ball forward. 
Can’t see us winning this one. Burnley are up for it now. 

[Vacamion]

3 minutes ago, adam said:

Wank my dog. What a crap pen 

 

Hi Bobby Madley.  

[TheF1Bob]

PEREZ

 

IS

 

CRAP

[Finnegan]

1 minute ago, Larry_LCFC said:

Dont rate Vardy and his penalty taking. Has missed a fair few and never looks convincing. 

 

I genuinely can't think of a penalty take we've had that I had confidence in since Gallagher. Now, I really disliked Gallagher, he was probably the most over rated we've had this millennium. But he did just ****ing twat a penalty. 

[OadbyBlue]

Kelechi loves playing with his knob before coming on

[Beechey]

Just now, Buggsteam said:

We’ve been a poor side since loosing Ndidi.

 

Just no desire or hunger today to drive the ball forward. 
Can’t see us winning this one. Burnley are up for it now. 

Been poor since before then

[ozleicester]

Klopp coming on for us?

[Farrington fox]

This has gone to rat sh!t

[Sly]

1 minute ago, kristianity77 said:

I can't remember but I'd be amazed if we didn't have the worst conversion rate of spot kicks over the past 5 years or so

I present to you ..... RIYAD MAHREZ!! 

[Bazly]

Burnley are hunting in packs and we are still playing at 5mph

[Dr The Singh]

I swear Teilemens has put weight on

[Aesc]

Nacho will grab the winner!

[Guest ttfn]

We had better wingers in the Championship than we have now.

[Jattdogg]

Just now, OadbyBlue said:

Kelechi loves playing with his knob before coming on

Kelechi with a "header"  winner

[Corky]

Three penalties missed this season in league games, not good enough.

[ARTY_FOX]

Without reading the thread, I feel the need to remind everyone we're third. Relax 

[Nod.E]

Everything about this is horrible.

 

Long balls and corners.

 

Their players kicking our players at every opportunity.

 

The ref not showing cards to stop it.

 

The commentary.

 

Sky's mention of the next game every 10 minutes.

 

The peasant fans losing their sh*t at their team not losing a game for once.

 

Vardy being awful.

 

The opportunity for the 'ever obliging' thread to resurface.

 

I can't remember the last time I wanted a winner more.